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Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:53
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone

We create a sandwich, using ANYTHING. The 5th person gives last ingredient, and then eats it. Then we build more sandwiches to eat.

Starts with a slice of turkey.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:30
#1
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
a touch of blaze pepper.

a touch of blaze pepper.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 22:43
#2
Autofire's picture
Autofire
I put in Trobolta's hand and

I put in Trobolta's hand and nail it to the sandwich.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 22:51
#3
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
HUUUUUARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGDAWG

HUUUUUARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGDAWG

Dayum that hurt. .... *tries to shake the unfinished sandwich off*

:I

*chops off my hand and replaces it with an identical one*

Slathers thousand island on the sandwich.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 23:24
#4
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Autofire
I am sooo pissed off that you

I am sooo pissed off that you got your hand away. I wanted to see you cringe when the sandvich was eaten by the heavy.

Anyway: puts slices of forbidden fruit on the sandvich, I mean sandwich.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 23:37
#5
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Sprinkles Sanctuary Sugar and

Sprinkles Sanctuary Sugar and places the top bun. Dog that looks disgusting. Feeds it to the aforementioned Heavy and watches him die from obesity. :D

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 00:09
#6
Takaseme's picture
Takaseme
making a new sandwich, i'm

making a new sandwich, i'm starting it off with a stick of dynimite

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 00:19
#7
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Adds season BBQ Snarby

Adds season BBQ Snarby Slices.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 02:34
#8
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Bluejaylai
Slathers with Royal Jelly

Slathers with Royal Jelly jelly

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 03:01
#9
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
Yum

Puts a toasted waffle in (with syrup on it )

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 03:03
#10
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
Yum

Puts a toasted waffle in (with syrup on it )

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:22
#11
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Iamnoone
Sprinkles it with some

Sprinkles it with some powered sugar and eats away. Thinks to myself, jelly, waffles, syrup and sugar!!! I'm going to get fat from this one.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:25
#12
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Gear accidentally ate it in

Gear accidentally ate it in his double post.

I prepare a new sandwich with mayonnaise and toasted buns.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:47
#13
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Iamnoone
Good, I didn't have to get fat.

Finds a squirrel in the road that was run over by a car. Puts the flat, hard carcass on the bun.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 05:03
#14
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Dumps lotsa sloppy joe into

Dumps lotsa sloppy joe into the sandwich.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 05:22
#15
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Adds a pickle.

Adds a pickle.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 15:17
#16
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
Yum?

I put in a cake and nom all up.
Then make a sandwich with a pizza in it.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 15:19
#17
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
Wow.

Im obese thanks to the cake and the sugary sandwich.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 16:29
#18
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Wait what

Wait what happened?

...

Rebuilds the sandwich from post 10 - 15 and adds lotsa frosting.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:11
#19
Autofire's picture
Autofire
Deja-vu?

Grabs Trobolta's hand again while holding a nail and a hammer in the other hand.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:43
#20
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Bluejaylai
I nails Autofire's head to

I nails Autofire's head to Trobolta's hand

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:06
#21
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS

I add liberal amounts of Volt Oil and the contents of a Blarful's personal toilet.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:40
#22
Autofire's picture
Autofire
I think this sandwich is

I think this sandwich is overdue and I must eat it. Hmm, how do I drown out the taste? Oh well. Wait, I can't eat it if my head is there. I know! I put on -1 head. To do this, I get brain surgery after removing my head from the nail while somehow keeping trobolta's hand on the sandwich. Then I take a bite and--BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sorry, I'm back from the bathroom. Ok, let's not vomit this-BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Ok, one last bite. *Vomits stomach then is rushed to the hospital.*

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:54
#23
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Makes a new sandwich, adds

Makes a new sandwich, adds lumber fries.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:31
#24
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Iamnoone
Adds my dirty socks.

Adds my dirty socks.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:55
#25
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Adds seahorse radish.

Adds seahorse radish.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 00:42
#26
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
Yum.

I add a Nyan cat without it's rainbow(highly sugary)

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 00:51
#27
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Adds ice cream. There. Time

Adds ice cream. There. Time to eat~! Forgot about Iamnoone's socks and eats it clean off the platter. Mmmmmm~

Faints instantly and is sent to the hospital for an open heart surgery from the sugarystuff.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 05:45
#28
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
yay

i start the sandwich with a pile of spicy wings from sams :) :p

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 05:52
#29
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS

Spicy's what were going for? Then I pour on thirty pounds of Firestorm Citadel Blaze Pepper.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:00
#30
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Adds janero peppers.

Adds janero peppers.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:21
#31
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Adds some Nandos Peri-Peri

Adds some Nandos Peri-Peri lvl 5 hot wings.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 09:47
#32
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
omg spicy.

then i put a burger patty with chilli sauce on it,then i eat it,and rush to the kitchen for an orange,and do really bad diarrhea and go to
the hospital and come back sighing

the first ingredient is sweet and sour chicken....mmm....sweet and sour chicken.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:52
#33
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
lettuce

lettuce

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:31
#34
Takaseme's picture
Takaseme
a house

a house

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:40
#35
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
a blind guy

a blind guy

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:46
#36
Takaseme's picture
Takaseme
and uranium, eats it. and i

and uranium, eats it. and i can't, cause noone can eat a house, *tries to* mouth extended too wide and dies, + 1 drop of that uranium went to my mouth and my body starts to melt.
i make a new one and i put the melted me in it

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:04
#37
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Covers you with duck sauce.

Covers you with duck sauce. Wonders if the duck sauce is really made from ducks.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:07
#38
Takaseme's picture
Takaseme
patooi! man.... that hit my

patooi! man.... that hit my face, i put my pee in it

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:07
#39
Kuro-Hoshi's picture
Kuro-Hoshi
I put cookies from another

I put cookies from another dimension into the sandwich.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:17
#40
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I umm, eww pee, put the bun

I umm, eww pee, put the bun on the top and eat the pee sandwich.

Starts with shredded carrots.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:20
#41
Kuro-Hoshi's picture
Kuro-Hoshi
Then I put in some

Then I put in some olives.

(I'm actually getting hungry. This reminds me of Subway sandwiches.)

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:20
#42
Takaseme's picture
Takaseme
puts rotten potatoes

puts rotten potatoes

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:25
#43
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Hides the rotten potatoes

Hides the rotten potatoes with a big slice of ham.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:29
#44
Kuro-Hoshi's picture
Kuro-Hoshi
I put in laser beam. As I eat

I put in laser beam.
As I eat it, I got blasted on the inside and fainted.

I woke up in my kitchen,
made a new sandwich for breakfast,

putting in some tuna.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:33
#45
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Tear sauce is added.Now to

Tear sauce is added.

Now to make the tear sauce, you will need:

[Retracted]

And that's how you make tear sauce....

EDIT!: I posted as the FIFTH person.

I eat the sandwich, then I explode from the violent lazers. I then relish in pleasure as I taste the awesome tear sauce.

Now, adding tuna, I create the next sandwich using Gremlin blood.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:36
#46
Kuro-Hoshi's picture
Kuro-Hoshi
(If you read the posts, the

(If you read the posts, the #44, AKA me, should be eating the sandwich, but whatever)

I stuff in mints.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:40
#47
Takaseme's picture
Takaseme
i put in noodles

i put in noodles

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:52
#48
Softhead's picture
Softhead
LIES!

New sandwich started at 40.....

>_>

I put in Adachi's face...

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:05
#49
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I bite the sandwich and get a

I bite the sandwich and get a lip stuck in between my teeth.

Starts a new sandwich with Takaseme on a piece of bread.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:07
#50
Takaseme's picture
Takaseme
you kidding me, i put butter

you kidding me, i put butter on myself dang it...

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