P2P:
"You're F2P you don't deserve this! Ban all F2P!"
F2P:
"You're P2P you [do I really have to censor this?!] you cheater! F2P is the new cool! I'm good because I'm F2P"
I hate them.
P2Ps acting all high-horse-y and F2Ps acting as if being P2P is a crime and a shame.
http://xkcd.com/774/