A police officer has pulled you over. In the back seat are three items, which the previous person to you has listed. You have to convince the police officer that you are not up to any dastardly deeds.
No one was before me so I have nothing to explain.
1) bolt cutters
2) a camera thats card is filled with nudy pictures
3) a pair of binoculars
Officer I can explain. I went to your house to check on your wife and found a pervert out front. I took these things from him and was on my way to the police station to give them to you.
1) handcuffs
2) a condom
3) a comic book
Me: Officer, I was just holding these for a friend.
Officer: Bring me to this friend.
Me: (Panics) AHHH. *Pulls out a knife* DIE!
I kill him and go on a killing spree.
The next guy was framed for robbing a bank.
He has:
1) 10,000$ in cash tucked in a hollow book.
2) A revolver.
3) A fake I.D.
EDIT: YOU BEAT ME!
Officer, I can explain. This chunk load of money was found in a fraud preacher asking for donations from the church. I found this book at his home, his body horrifically maimed and tortured. I'm only taking this book back to the church.
The officer allows me to go home and take all the money for myself as I was the one who murdered the [STATIC] out of him for scamming me my single crown.
Next guy has;
1) No backseat
2) The backseat replaced with large amounts of explosives
3) A detonator switch.
Officer, I can tell you why my backside is filled with explosives. I am a robot who was created by a genius inventor. He was crazy and now I have an explosive backside.
OFFICER: Oh, I understand. Please join me for coffee you android.
*I sit down*
BOOM.
Oops.
Next guy has:
1. A rifle
2. a human finger.
3. a sword with blood all over it.
Officer I can explain. I was taking a marital arts class and the sword was my chosen weapon for defense. The finger, mine. I suck with swords.
Officer:Ok and the riffle.
I suck at swords and took up training on a gun range.
1) bolt cutters
2) a lock picking set
3) a tied up person
Um...Officer, this is my dad's friend's son. He asked me if I could tie him up so he could see what it was like to be kidnapped.
This Lockpicking set is for my house. The lock sometimes gets stuck.
The bolt cutters are another way to get into my house. If I can't unlock the door, sometimes I cut through my backyard gate.
Next Guy Has:
1. A doll with its head turned backwards.
2. A sign that says, "Watch Out."
3. A baby painted blue with knives in its hands.
Officer I can explain. Chucky is Back Again. It's a new movie I'm making.
1) a razor
2) a severed hand
3) a map to a house that is not your own
The map was on the zombie i only have a razor to defend for myself.
The police is trying to arrest you because of these items.
1) a NUKE
2) an energy sword
3) a Spartan laser
Officer, they fell from the sky, I swear!
Next guy has :
1) A waffle
2) A shotgun
3) A baby girl
Officer, these are mine, i was late for work, so i grabbed a waffle, i had to bring this shotgun in to the police because i found it in my window, i have to take my daughter to the day care center :P
Next guy has:
1) a bloody rag.
2) a dying pig.
3) a bottle of beer.
I picked my wife up from a bar which she and her friends went after work and on the way home she started her period and went crazy. She told me to stop by this farm and came back with a pig that had been stabbed and told me to go home and wait for her.
1) a sniper rifle.
2) a scedual of where the president will be for his compaining.
3) a list of hotels that face where he will be.
I can explain officer. I'm a secret service agent and sniper specialist. I was hired to protect the president on his campaign trail.
1) a black ski mask
2) a pair of rubber gloves
3) a bottle of chloroform
Me: Officer, I cant tell you why I have these objects and what I was doing with them.
Officer: And why not?
Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE DUST ZOMBIE
Cuts him down and proceeds to go to my employer to send in those pics.
Next guy has:
1) A file with a picture and name of a person
2) A loaded sniper rifle
3) Other equipment for an assassination