I torture you by taking a loading dock hook and inserting it into your nose and hoisting you up like a piece of meat. While you dangle in the air I fill glass bottles with gasoline. I coat the outside of the bottles with vaseline. They get fuses. One by one I light and toss them at you. When they explode, you are covered with flaming vaseline burning into your skin. I watch you melt and drip to the ground. Eventually the flames burn throw your nose and you fall breaking your legs.
Kill, save or torture...
i torture you by giving you a present, and since its addressed to no one, you can't open it, so the suspense kills you, therefore, i win.
I save Falconn cause he killed Iamnoone
:D xD :)
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I torture you for quitting our torture rivalry. /poke /poke /poke /pushes your head in a dirty fish tank and holds it there
And slit this already dead thread's throat open..
I kill you for being a hater to this thread
@Iamnooe I continue to torture you rivalry not finished yet
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Tortures Sppw with water. Your head being flushed in a toilet that is.
I nail Iam to the thread, then I blow it up.
Kills Tohru-Adachi in a barrage of gunfire. Then ties bricks to his legs and feeds him to the fish.
I kill you by hitting you with a dog the i set the dog free and tie both your corpses together.
then IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDDDDDDDDrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooOOOOoooOOOopppPPPppppP Aa
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tl;dr
I drop a 2038293752093752983652983472398523602347623087460237 nuke mk 3 It destory both your corpses
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*makes a couple of calls*
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As Tohru-Adachi gets into the taxi he flags down, he decides to strike up a conversation with the driver.
"What's your name, young man?"
"Oh," says the driver, "it's Rodney, but most people call me Doctor Gerald."
Rofl Rofl I save you as you spam subject line
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Rofl Rofl I save you as you spam subject line
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I kill Sppw for... ehh... i'm sure you guys can figure that out.
Saves -Spiral-Narwhal for killing Sppw. Then I kick the corpse several times disrespecting it and torturing Sppw in death.
I like to defend when it is important,
I decide to torture Varminttwotwothree just because I want to. I slice open his stomach with my Leviathan Blade and paint the walls with his intestines, keeping him conscious and alive the whole time with my magic powers of awesomeness.
Puts on my metal butchers gloves. Gets in position for the A-line defense maneuver and grabs the blade as you swing it at me. Holds on tightly and pulls your sword towards me. My foot comes up and my heel quickly gets planted in your sternum. As you gasp for air, I yank the sword from your hands. I swing it around and cut your throat with it. You fall to the ground slowly dying bleeding from the throat and lack of oxygen as your lungs collapse with bone fragments imbedded in them from your sternum. I stand over you holding the tip of the blade against your forehead. How's it feel to die by your own sword? I scoop up Varm's intestines in my hand and shove them back inside. I find a stapler. I show it to Varm and say you know this is going to hurt a bit and use it to close his abdomen.
I revive myself with a single atom of my infinite reserves of Substance of Uberawesomness and torture you. I chain you to the floor and fart into your nose with a fart built up over my whole lifetime just for this moment.
I bomb this thread with Uberdestroyer's body.
A six thousand pound Chevy Thunder plows into Tohru-Adachi. I casually step out and order a coffee at the nearby Starbucks.
I team up with Iamnoone(for now) and torture pladypus for spamming subject line OVER and OVER and OVER.
Then I betray Iamnoone and kill him
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I come back as a ghost and follow you everywhere you go. I stay one step behind you all the time, day and night. It tortures you knowing you can't kill me a 2nd time because I'm a ghost.
I grab a ghost buster vacuum and vacuum you in and the I kill uyou in ghost for with it
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That should be enough
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I come back and torture you again in ghost death.
The vacuum explodes and covers you with ectoplasm.
The ectoplasm kills me so I save myself from dying and whatever the next poster does to me
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I save you and hand you a cookie but since you are saved from it I'll eat it myself. Munches on the cookie.
I torture you by continuously removing the cookie from your mouth before you bite into it. I almost laugh to death doing so.
in the head and gives the cookie to Iamnoone. Because you are making fun of a ghost.
I save you and add strength to your armor, helm and shield with all the powers of those who passed to the other side minus one. *pouts* One of them have stolen the cookie you gave me and ran off.
@post no.80 since you saved me the effect cancels out and I ate the cookie.
I kill you for being stupid on post 80
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I revive myself. Then I torture you by repetitively stepping on your stomach making the cookie pop in and out out of your mouth.
I stab Iamnoone in the back, with a voltedge. Then a combuster, then a glacius, then a acheron. then the 4* versions, then the 3* versions +cautery sword, and finally, 5 brandishes. Then I take them out one by one, and use the charges on you.
I torture your picture for being a lockdown skover clone
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Meh, i might be skolver, but I'm clearly not a clone if you see me in lockdown...
Anyway, I torture you by poking your picture with my final flourish fiend med I made just to deal with fiends
I torture Warriorrougue by throwing his Final Flourish into the core.
Whoops.
Meh.
I use my warmaster rocket hammer, to smash YOU into the core
EDIT: fair point. Kill
I save you so you can tell us if that was a kill or torture.
i torture warrior by making him eat tons of trans fats for 5 days straight
I kill you for torturing Warriorrogue with fat. I pay a fat lady to sit on you until you die.
I torture Iamnoone because I don't feel like saving him again
I drop him into a portal loop, with:
Groudon
Vana
Snarby
Jelly king
Ganodorf
Kyorgre
Rayquaza
Glados
Loki, complete with glowstick of destiny
The hulk
The thing
And so on
Actually, that might be more of a kill...
saves him by sending heroes that defeated the bosses. Because the bosses could kill everyone on this thread.
(but Ganodorf kills him first before i save him)
Hmmm
Kills you, with the glowstick of destiny I saved, because you ruined my fun
Tortures you for trying to kill me. I tie you up, cover you with snipe food and lead hundreds of snipes to you. They peek you thousands of times while eating their food.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiW2rX90o0o&feature=my_liked_videos&list=...
I save Warriorrouge from the hundreds of snipes and then I run off into the clockworks never to be seen again.
I do nothing. Lunaice is not in any danger, nor is he hurting anybody.
I scream "COPS HELP HELP HELP MURDER HERE!" and point at the thread.
He he
I decide to throw you in to.........
Dark city my home and start torturing you and your only weapon is a Graviton charge.(we are d28)
My overtimers stun you
Firebranders burn you to a crisp
While Devil-ITs zap you
Blarfuls make you feel rubbish(Pardon the pun)
Layoafers stop you from leaving
These are both overtimers and non-overtimers
All grevers chop you to pieces
and trojans smash you to pieces
I set up anti-knight fences b4 doing this
Enjoy!!!
/Clap to trojans while standing round smugly
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