STOP Bringing Pros into FSC

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Metamare's picture
Metamare

STOP Bringing Pros into FSC. Just stop it. Don't even try and argue about it, Unless you have something significant to say.
Pro = Professional, Magnus, Chris
1337 = Elite, Swag, Not You

Why shouldn't we bring pros into FSC?
-They're over experienced. Shouldn't they be doing Shadow Lair runs or OCH?
-They make other peoples games run smoothly. Heaven forbid they could do something about lag. (I had three guys all carrying blitz and shivermist that carried me like an infant, I never want to feel like that again!)
(Note: I didn't let them in. I barged in on them while PUGing and was to lazy to go solo)
-Majority of the pros that are brought into FSC are magnificent! They don't care about you! They are there for the crowns and your heat!
Example: In one of my games today this is what they said: "Yo bro don't do the room with the rocket puppet just stand back and let us handle it." That was his attitude when he pulsared the Rocket Puppy on purpose to help me. I talked to him and the guy knew that he pulsared the Rocket Puppy on purpose and didn't care. Most of them Appreciate What You Are Doing! Unless you're Boswick!
-They get you killed all the time regardless if it was unintentional or intentional, and then they have the nerve to go out of there way to revive! Sometimes they even save you from harms way! Talk about major trolls.
-They always listen! (You tell them you're going afk for two minutes to hit the restroom. They go and finish the level and make sure your knight wasn't harmed in the process with a shiny +12 vitapod with your name on it!
-Constant revives. I die every 5 min or so. If I don't receive them I get mad at myself and feel poorly about my purpose on sk and. They have the nerve to supply unlimited revives. (Talk about Anti F2P >:U)
-The game lags more when people join games. Inviting 1 person means inviting another person. The pro's friend will have other friends join regardless if they want them to or not. Most pros have fancy computers! Lag kills all nubs. We all know that. (This can be remedy by quitting sk forever, but only losers do that!)
-You can't just kick people without feeling lame.
-Some of them come in and tab you without asking. When they "just want to use their ME" because they're on the elevator pass, or "pretends they have enough energy to make it rain" I don't need your pity pros I just want to play my damn game! They shouldn't join a game if they're going to be all high and mighty about it!
-Many times they join and leave after everyone is revived and safe from harms way or after they cause some pain to ol' Vanduke. OR they kill themselves at the end of the level to give their "4 star friend" some heat in this booby trapped room! They shouldn't be sharing heat, that's how knights get aids!!!!
-It never ends! If you let 1 in, more will come!(They bring their guildies yo!) It is like buying CE from OOO. They don't stop and the CE Market gets worst and worst.

Possible counter argument:
-u just mad jelly bro!
HEY JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE ON JELLY KING DOES NOT MEAN I AM MAD OR JELLY, BROTHER!
-CE price is too high, they need the crowns (Really. Come On. All the "Economics People" in Spiral Knight (fake or real) said it themselves. More crowns means higher CE price)
What could they possibly need crowns for?! Swaggin Accessories?
-How will the pros learn to cure boredom (OOO didn't Finish The Core or END GAME CONTENT! How do you expect them to go about their day!)
It's called spinning in circles near AH, people! Heck shouldn't they be working on dauntless delver?
-You just suck!
T~T I know..
-I'm doing this to help you! (I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I DON'T NEED ANYONE. If you want to help me, then gimme all your items!)
-You could even buy a couple mats from them every now and then even though you don't need it.
Why buy from living beings when I can purchase from AH?!?!

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Sup, name's Metamare. I'm an aspiring pro in the makes. My role model is Magnus, and I like a good joke or two here and there. I like helping people with their missions and playing sk in general. I don't mind newbs, noobs, nubs, annoying people or anything in FSC or throughout clockworks and missions. I find they add variety and difficulty to the game which is all good fun for me. When I do FSC, I do it for the crowns, heat, and sometimes token. (Can't slay that fat vanDUCK all the time). I implore you guys to give a newb or whatever a hug when you see em in FSC or anywhere in general. Takes guts and grit to face things out of your range. Anyways clearly this thread is a ruse n stuff. Catch you guys in SK, Metallic Knightmare Out!

Heavy-Duty's picture
Heavy-Duty
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The Anti-Thread thread, Classic. I see what you did here...

Metaalpha's picture
Metaalpha
"claps" I couldn't agree more

"claps"
I couldn't agree more meta :D
All these "Pro" people AREN'T COOL CAUSE THEY LIKE TO FEED OFF YOUR PRECIOUS HEET!!!!!
THEY ARE ORGANIC WARMASTER HAMMERS. SOOO OVAPOWAD
TOMORROW LET US WEAR PROTO GEAR TO SHOW HOW WE CAN BEAT THE PROS.FREEDOM FOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pilotx's picture
Pilotx
~(@_@)~

"I see what you did here..."
Stole my sentence.

Guyinshinyarmour
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Thefirstgamer's picture
Thefirstgamer
Not sure if serious or well executed joke.

I am one of those pro people, and I approve of this entire message the OP sent us.

Dukeplatypus's picture
Dukeplatypus
Fine by me.

Fine by me.

Metoxys's picture
Metoxys
Turnabout

Pros, START coming to FSC with me

Yes.

Ceduna's picture
Ceduna
Can't stop laughing LOL

Can't stop laughing LOL :D
Nice anti-thread thread

Synrg's picture
Synrg
Did not expect that..

"They shouldn't be sharing heat, that's how knights get aids!!!!"
Classic

Shidara's picture
Shidara
^

It's fine as long as you use protection!

Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
yknow that AIDS was

yknow that AIDS was originally a non-human primate-only disease, right?
so, how did it begin to spread to spiral knights?

Aumir's picture
Aumir
Answer
Canozo's picture
Canozo
--

And thats why I do Vanaduke runs with Guildies or solo.

Rommil's picture
Rommil

i'm here for the heat

Spectrumized's picture
Spectrumized
11/10

11/10

Metamare's picture
Metamare
Metallic Knightmare

i cringe everytime I see a vog knight walts into FSC like he owns the place.

Rommil's picture
Rommil
waltz

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Incineron's picture
Incineron
Wut Is This I Don't Ev-

Loled at the anti-thread thread.

@metamare But Vog Cubs DO own the place!

They hide from the awesomeness of knights though.

Dark-Flare's picture
Dark-Flare
/clap

First full wall of text i've read in a while :P

I cringe every time i see Vanaduke make fire rain down like he's mad or something.

(and seerusly, when will he get that i am NOT HUNGRY FOR ALMIRE BLOOD???!!)

The-Thor's picture
The-Thor
WTF? so he just admitted he

WTF? so he just admitted he isnt good. okay, well me and my friends are never going to play with scumbag...
btw, they put you out of the danger rooms because they care about you <3333 they dont want you dead! (or it just might be because they want to give half of their health to you xD)

Hexidac's picture
Hexidac
Just use automatons. Problem
Bulby's picture
Bulby
@Metamare

I do own the place...

Xylka-Mkii's picture
Xylka-Mkii
+1 to thread

+1 to thread