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Awsome-Incarnate's picture
Awsome-Incarnate

I'm bored so I created... FACE-OFF!

Stupid threads where I ask who'd win in contests:

speed

fights

and other things coming soon.
(you can suggest some)
So today...
In a fight, who'd win:

the 2 Rabid Snarbolax(es) or the Red Roarmulus Twins?

stats: http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Boss

Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Twins, theyre big metal dogs

Twins, theyre big metal dogs compared to little dogs.

Naru-Narusegawa's picture
Naru-Narusegawa
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Hmmm.. quite an even match actually, In one token the snarbys have speed and piercing power.
The Metal twins have firepower and stamina... Hmmm.. quite an almost even match here.
But, hence I believe the speed would prevail, I would say the 2 rabid snarby's.

Awsome-Incarnate's picture
Awsome-Incarnate
Snarbys aren't so little

Snarbies aren't so little

Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx

It is pretty even, but this is how it works.
Wolvers resist Elemental, and Constructs resist piercing, so it would be a long battle.
But in the end, the fire (normal damage) from the rockets would take over the twins.
If there were no resistances I'd go for the Rabid Snarbolaxes though.

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Traevelliath
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I'd say the Rabid Snarbies. You need a Beast Bell to kill them, while you only need the two Red Roarmulus Twins to be looking in each other's vague direction to kill them.

Dukeplatypus's picture
Dukeplatypus
One Snarbolax would man the

One Snarbolax would man the switch while the other handles the mobs. It would be a good team.
...and now I have a vision on Snarbolax gnawing ravenously on a cog switch, and it is awesome.

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Rangerwillx

Peoples, do not forget, that the Twins bullets is powerful enough to make the Snarbolaxes vulnerable!

Dukeplatypus's picture
Dukeplatypus
@Rangerwill

Well ain't that a deus ex machina? :/

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Mr-Baldy
Well, my dears...

Rabid Snarbies are monstrous creatures infected by the core's darkness whereas the Red Roarmies are the best weapons made by gremlins who've lingered near the Unknown passage for far too long so they're both pretty scary but there are a few reasons why the Snarbies are done for.

1. Poison < Fire+Shock
Poison does weaken and prevent healing but seeing as how the Red Twins don't heal, it'll make little difference; However, if the Rabid Snarby were on Fire and Shocked, they'd deal damage a lot more often than twins, seeing as how they only deal piercing damage against the twins who are constructs with such great armor that they can only be brought down by their own weapons (which I'm sure are more powerful than a bell that makes the Rabid Snarbies vulnerable.)

2. Habitat supports the Twins.
If the Twins popped up in the Snarby's field, they're be uninfected by the barbs and would proceed to shoot the bell, their rockets landing only on each other and the poor unfortunate Snarbies that they intruded upon.
If the Snarbies went exploring and stumbled across the Twin's room. Their primal brains would have them running face first into the rockets in attempts to bite the Twin's incredible armor. They'd not know how to handle the switch and would not be able to survive against the flurry of rockets cover the field.
If in a blank area, the twins would still overpower the Snarbies due to the Snarbie's lack of rocket evading skill and the Twin's lack of darns to give.

3. The Twins have more effective moves.
Snarbies and bight, burrow, and shoot spikes (as well as roar.) They're protected by the darkness of the woods but can be stunned by a mere bell.
The Twins can shoot rockets, flaming rockets, shock bursts, and mutha'huggin' LAZORS. Their armor is so tough that they first gotta hit each other with their own rockets to suffer any damage.
Have you ever tried biting a giant robot that shoots lasers? What's better, rockets or barbs? Snarbolax is a wolver on Steroids but the Red Roarmulous Twins were based off of a Rocket Puppy Tony Stark designed to beat Superman, Goku, and Chuck Norris while he drank his aftermorn tea (and by "tea" I mean "Whiskey")

Of course we all know that Dark Fire Vana can beat both the Snarbies and Twins after eating some Frozen Yogurt that was Ice Queen.

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Awsome-Incarnate
Speaking of deus ex machinas...
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS

...Could've used a Recon Cloak.

And Tony Stark designed such a Rocket Puppy? Well, where was it when Loki was flyin' around with... wait! Not gonna spoil it.

Also, my thread is not stupid. It only pretends to be stupid while, the whole time, you are letting your guard down. It's biding its time... you have been warned, it is not as stupid as it seems.

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Awsome-Incarnate
Wait

I never called it stupid