For Hire: OCH Guide Service. 175ce or 16k crowns.

If you are having trouble getting through the Tier 3 expansion mission Operation Crimson Hammer (OCH) for the 5* weapons/helmet, then for 175ce or 16,000crowns I will carry you through the entire mission covering all of your elevators and revives. I can take you through no matter what your current Tier is. If you own an elevator pass it just means I won't need to tab you.
So 175ce/16kcrowns gets you:
- A full T3 OCH run
- 2 5* weapons
- 1 Perfect Mask Fragment (3 are needed to craft the 5* helmet
If you are interested, send me a message either through mail or in a friend request (I will not accept friend requests, but I will keep them in my inbox so I know who's interested) telling me you are interested in the T3 OCH mission.
In-game name: Xedma
You MUST already own the expansion mission.
Edit: Crown price is now 16k due to rising CE prices.

And besides of that, its general discussion not "post your ripoff offer for newbs to scam them from moeny".
If any forumer wants to use his offer, there are already many people who will do it for free, just for pleasure of helping a fellow knight, example here:
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/52595

lawl if people actually pay for this I'm going to need to start doing it.

From what I've heard people actually do pay him for it.
I've carried someone through it once for pay... but I didn't really like doing that. I wonder if he just leaves them dead most of the time.

Yeah I'm the guy zone chatting in havens saying this.
A lot of people actually DON'T help with OCH. It's a hassle and challenging for most people. I get way more business than I can handle at times.
If you can do a better deal than I can feel free. I get so much business because I can take parties through with 99% of the runs ending with 0 revs. The prospect of getting 2 5* weapons for only 175ce or 15k is enough to make many T1-T3s save up the money to run with me. A lot of them want 2 more runs after the 1st so they can get the helmet, too.
Generally what I do is tell them how to play. I start off by giving a rant about "DO NOT REVIVE!!!! EVER!!!" and explain how to keep each other alive. If a T1 guy joins, his sole purpose is medic duty where he stays back and runs to dead players to get them up. I make sure to give a lecture at each spot that needs one like the battle pod room and the actual fight against Seerus.
I've just hit 60 runs. 40 more and I might do something special. 50 I just gave confetti to all party members to throw.

I wouldn't pay for it, but why fault him for providing a service that people will pay for?

Haha I find this funny and awesome.
Do the math he has been payed over (or way over) 1 mil, depending on party size for each run :)
+1

I'd say way over 1 million. Waaaay over. Problem is I have a spending problem so I haven't been saving up at all. I've used my earnings to craft my VH Gremlin Acheron, VH Undead Glacius, solo Snarb run ending with Arcane set craft, Regal Cat Tail, Punch (he needs to be kicked in the face!), and many other things.
I also just payed off a 350k debt in 3 days. That's how much I'm earning. Shout-out to Material-Girl. Thanks again for the loan. I love my Regal Parrying Blade!

Lol I got a parrying blade for free.
No debt included, someone just gave me the in-game code.
And I thought, wow. This looks dumb.
So Bechamel got rid of it for me since it was already attached to an armor set I (used to) enjoy looking at.

Damn son. People need help with OCH? I'm still amazed by that.

Personally I say if it works for Xedma then more power to him. I know a lot of people that have issues with OCH so I can see them wanting the service
I think I am going to start offering the same service Xedma actually. I've done over 20 T3 runs of it and have had little issue with it. Thank you for the idea Xedma and good luck on your tours.
~Gwen

You are crazy, don't spend your crowns to punch or craft, for exaple, i sold nightblade gremlin VH for 110kcr, but i spent ce, cr and mats for craft over 40 brandishes.
Don't pay for it, it's easier to find guild. With the current situation it is outrageous to ask something for it.
When I played, I often helped with JK, RT and Snarbolax, and i didn't ask anything for it. Just joined the party and helped.

Don't think it's necessarily all about how OCH t3 is difficult... it's the difficulty v. payout that it gives that can readily justify such a system.
All these people farm KoA so much. OCH is a wasteland. (My lagspikes are limited to one or two times per run, compared to relatively 5 a level in KoA or FSC arcade).
Honestly, I just ran t3 spamming DR and RSS... amazingly enough it worked up to Seerus... then I got banhammered during the one lagspike I had the whole run.
I love Xedma's system... and honestly believe anyone who is looking to make a little extra would be more than willing to do this. (Heck I recall multiple people at one time Zone chatting that they'd do OCH any tier if their elevator costs were covered, lo and behold they just wanted to ragecraft masks)
I mean... we had people, at one time, that would dive down to FSC if friends would join/people would pay a little. This is just an extension of the same principal. Certain parts make people cringe... then you pay off that mercenary to come in and eliminate the difficulty.
I tried solo and duo, but I bet it's going to take a long while before I find a good party. I feel like OOO has no empathy for it's costumers when they tease you with new items and then put huge barriers to the costumer. It's just bad business cause I'm going to think 10x before putting money on this game again.

QQ i haz no skillz, nid to bai powarz nd pwn erything

Massive necro to ask a stupid question?
No, elevators in OCH aren't free.
Hey, weren't you the guy zonechatting in Haven 1 to bring people through Tier 3 missions for 175 CE?
Also, any player who is at the point of being ready for T3 OCH has good guild friends who'd come for free.