Found this poem on a guild page and thought I would share it with you guys.

Three months of endless grinding, and tireless crusades!
We slaughtered several thousand slimes, some wearing a toupee.
But the heat we get is not enough, and these crowns are small, not gold.
And even though I love my toast, this run is getting old...
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The time has come to go far in, to the depths of Tier three.
But it's also time to leave behind Tier two and the Jelly King.
How can I help - I'm new you see, what does Vanaduke do?
How do I fight without my Faust, I haven't got a clue!
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Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
'Cause it's really hot down here,
'Cause it's really hot down here.
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Crossing a bridge, not to hard, 'cept for the wheels and flames,
And evil beings stirring from their fiery sleep, not tame.
We slash the Skellies, and we freeze the Trojan,
When it breaks loose, we do it over again!
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Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
'Cause it's really hot down here,
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
'Cause it's really hot down here,
'Cause it's really hot down here.
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Little sprites are sealed away, under the coal and ash.
Surrounded by undead, affraid, during our noisey clash.
We help them gather up their kin, cleanse there their hearts and souls.
They help us traverse past the flames,
So the farther we can go!
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Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
'Cause it's really hot down here,
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
'Cause it's really hot down here,
'Cause it's really hot down here.
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No easy task to fight the hordes, they're undieing breeds.
With lots of care and divine, every Skelly bleeds.
Well they would if they weren't dead... Look out for that dead prude!
Now we face three Trojans here, why did you kill that dude?
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Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
'Cause it's really hot down here,
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
'Cause it's really hot down here,
'Cause it's really hot down here.
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Now that I know what I must do, I have to find my place,
And fight with all of my might, can't afford to lose face.
How will I do without my Curse; help the Celestian Guard way?
I want all the heat so I must, not screw up today,
Not screw up today!
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Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
Let's finish our Spiral Knights cheer.
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
'Cause it's really hot down here,
Kill Vanaduke, kill Vanaduke!
I really need some better gear,
Not gunna last long I fear,
'Cause it's really hot down here!

Comments anyone?