SURGERY? Or Sugary?
Event: SK Microfiction - [Deadline 7/2]
Oh come on, who doesn't like sucking on those little IV packs. Gotta love dem surgery drinks!
> *Note that Eury isn't allowed any surgery drinks after what happened last time.
Cronus is right, I can't handle surgery drinks. :(
Lol I love you guys.
Hello knights!
I've resurfaced from my reading cave with the winners. And just to break my own rules, I'm not picking 3. I'm picking 4 winners! The level of participation and effort was so high that I decided to add an additional winner as a bonus. Prizes will be delivered shortly to the winners.
Below are your winners!
(Please note that when I checked them they were all 55 words long. It's possible there was some spacing error that changes that due to my copy/paste)
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Shuffled off this Mortal Spiral
By Biligum
Preferred prize: 30 Day Elevator Pass, please.
Alpha Squad leader Euclid blinked as a Lumber’s mighty fist descended upon him. He lay on the ground, swallowed in blackness.
“At last, my time is come...”
“Euclid?"
"Fate, thou art a cruel mistress!"
“Euclid!”
“It’s too late! Go on without me, my brethren!”
“Oh, for Haven’s sake, Euclid, just hit attack and revive already!”
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A Day At Work
by Iskender
Prize : Chroma Whelp.
Scared of what was to come, the little devilite closed in on his boss, who didn't look too happy.
"So?", he asked.
"I fought with some knights..."
"And?"
"I spilled your coffee."
"Unthinkable!", his boss cried out. "You know what this means!"
He slapped his worker with his board.
"Now back to work with you!"
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Crowning Moment
by Kalaina
Prize: Pick an extra winner and give them the prize. (Edit by Cronus: Because you didn't pick a prize, you'll be receiving my personal favorite, a Chroma Whelp)
"You're mad!" they cried. "We use elevators for a reason!"
But there was so much energy to be saved. He leapt.
Depths surging past as he fell, the Royal Jelly Palace came into view.
SPLORCH! Purple jelly flew everywhere as a crown clattered against the floor.
He stood up, dusted off, and collected his gems.
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Love is Dead
by Snubear
Prize Preference: Mewkat Monster Pocket :)
The last lumber fell screeching to the ground. The knight turned.
The gate remained locked.
"Impossible," gasped his companion, failing to hide her dismay.
But the knight knew what had to be done. Facing his companion, he raised his Driver.
"Wait!" she cried.
"Sorry."
He fired.
The Love Puppy crumbled; the gate dropped.
Nobody moved.
Sad I didn't win but there were a lot of stories and I think you did a great job in picking
the winners. Congrats to everyone who won:)
Aw man, I didn't make it.
Congrats to the winners.
I didn't really expect to make it, what with all the great pieces that people were submitting. Not that I minded, it was really fun to read through the entries. Congratulations to the winners, as well as all the participants, for producing some genuinely amazing writing! Hope we can have more of these contests in the future :)
I'm incredibly bitter, because the first place story was the one that used my original punchline. At the time, I was kind enough to go back and rewrite my story as to not conflict with theirs.
But whatever. The winning stories are good stories -- congrats. =3
Congrats, guys ... I got a good chuckle out of each of these.
Congratulations to the winners!
Cronus, is there any chance of them being mentioned along Spiral Knight's Twitter-feed? Their creative endeavors deserve that just as much as the drawings often shared along it!
Thoughts on the topic
by Fehzor
Even though I didn't win I still feel like I made a statement, and I'm very happy for Kalaina, I found that bit interesting. I suppose I shouldn't have expected to win with a detailed report of finding the flying wolvers bug from the perspective of a knight but well.... it was definitely worth it.
I wanted to give you all an update so you knew were judging was. Judging has taken a bit longer than I estimated previously and will likely be finished early next week. I'm sorry about that. Unfortunately there were some game related details that pulled us away for a bit. But never fear, we have a bunch of popcorn and surgery drinks in stock for the final push.
*Note that Eury isn't allowed any surgery drinks after what happened last time.