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Thu, 04/28/2011 - 15:33

forsaken

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Decided to start a thread about who is the best player on the server, and I have decided to start by nominating myself!

I'm sure many of you will ask me "Forsaken, how can you be the best player on the server when you only wear 2* and 3* gear- and have never even been to tier 3???"

Well you see, I use an Xbox 360 controller!
And if you would allow me to quote: "I move around the map like a gazelle, destroying everything in my path like the beast that I am." - DeckardCain

However talk is cheap, and I could spend all day here comparing my killing skills to gazelles, rabbits, and butterflies. However if there is one thing I have learned from Magnus; if you want to be the first or the best, you need to make a forum thread about yourself linking a video of said claim.

So I have decided to make a short video demonstrating why I believe (and pretty much know) that I am the best player on the server!

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=151053

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 15:33

Hazel

You're a spurtle.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 15:36

Leviathan

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Your video evidence is

Your video evidence is compelling.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:15

Magnus

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http://www.halolz.com/wp-cont

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-teamfort...

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 16:48

nbsp

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@forsaken - no MY epeen is

@forsaken - no MY epeen is bigger!!11!!11111!!!

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:22

bsjhepo

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How u inequip sowrds????/

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 18:40

Fenix-Stryk

Haha, Bombay TV is still

Haha, Bombay TV is still around? That site was all the rage back in the day.

Whoever wins the Manly Man tournament when PvP comes around is probably worth his weight in salt; until then, I can't say for sure now. I can say, though, that Magnus is spoken of very loudly, that GodofSkype seems to get everywhere, and that FossaFerox knows how to use guns.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:44

forsaken

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Re:

@Hazel: If I didn't know any better I would tell you to keep your Pokemon insults to yourself you Snorlax!

@Magnus: lol..I see what you did there.

@nbsp:I don't care how many exclamation points and number ones you type. Without pics or video mine is bigger!11!!!11!!111!

@bsjhepo: "How u inequip sowrds????/"- bsjhepo
First I would like to compliment you on how well you speak the English language as a second language. I completely understood exactly what you were saying, and I know for a fact I would never be able to communicate in your language as concisely. While it may appear in my posted video that I had unequipped my sword, I had in fact equipped an ultra rare drop called the "sword fists of death." I have not yet posted them on wiki; however they allow me to dual wield swords that appear to the untrained eye to look exactly like my fists. Next question!

@FenixStryk: Yeah Bombay is old. I still find it funny though. It's a fun way to play around without anyone getting too upset:)

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:46

Hazel

@Hazel: If I didn't know any

@Hazel: If I didn't know any better I would tell you to keep your Pokemon insults to yourself you Snorlax!

Hint: Read your thread title aloud. Then say Spurtle.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 20:56

forsaken

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LOL

@Hazel: Wow, I over analyzed your comment...lol

A spurtle is "A wooden stick for stirring porridge"- Websters dictionary.

I thought you were sneakily telling me I am spoon. If you don't know what a spoon is- It's a person who likes to stir up "stuff":)

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