I have started a war where it's every man for himself! Take any item you want and upgrade it so you can use it as a weapon in combat. then describe how you will use it in combat.
I start by taking a lamp and breaking the bulb so it lights on fire. I sneak behind the next poster and burn them.
The next poster will say how they escape and create a new weapon for themself.
I dodge his falling corpse and grab some virtual pixels. I turn them into a Levi and try to cut I'm no one's head off.
Jumps back and into my fish tank shattering it into pieces. I grab the broken shards of glass and throw them like they are chinese stars. I pelt the head hunter until every last piece of glass is embedded in his body.
my corpse fell off of a dock into the ocean where mermaids brought me back to life. they gave me a trident as a gift and I stabbed an electric eel with it. I went back up to the surface and stabbed/electricuted Iamnoone and Artistbma.
But you forgot, I'm a god. I smite you for being such a meanie.
Ah but I see you forgot, I am the most highly trained creature in combat in the galaxy born on the planet Pencada. (right after Chuck Norris) I pull out my sword and jam it in the ground so the lightning hits my sword instead of me. [because it's metal] I pull my sword out of the ground and run behind a wall. I take out my m16 and fire away!
I have not joined the war yet, so Ascratchables bullets don't hit me. I walk into the battlefield, and hit the next poster in the face with a Pile bunker, which is a giant hydraulic spike.
My face is bleeding.
/wipes my face, looks at the blood on my hand, go into a fit of rage.
/pulls out a horse whip and endlessly whips Toxicblade until he cries.
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/slips on a banana peel
/peel goes on lamoones face falls down into shark pool and dies
/fish flys out of pool,slaps toxicblade util he goes into lava pool and dies
/tingxuan smacks himself onto a cabinet whick rolls to Pile bunker and rolls to ascratchable and wins game
I grow gigantic and blow up the universe.
I use a gamma ray from blackholes to blast u guys
I turn around and pee on your fire extinguishing it. Then I get a rubber band and a paper clip. I straighten all but one curve and hook it on the rubber band that's stretched in between my fingers. I shoot the paper clip, point end forward, into your throat hitting the jugular vein making you quickly bleed out.