Anyone pay attention to Konway?
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 03:22
Yeah, remember Konway....neither did I...
While everyone else is allowed to go on adventures in the clockworks, poor Konway has to sit behind. Watching newbs throw fire pots at eachother, and flooding his floor with health capsules, Konway is trapped within the prison of his desk...Wonder who has to clean up the floors after all of those capsules? Konway, thats who!
I bet Konway crashed the Skylark, thats why he's trapped behind his desk! Feron probably comes in once in a while just to stare at poor Konway...
I wonder if the gremlins would have work for him as cannon fodder?
Anyway, while you guys are not running your fsc, you should pay poor Konway a visit. It would make him feel more loved.
Save private Konway!
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 15:10
#2
Yep
All the other knights are exploring the Clockworks while Konway has to sit there and occasionally give tips to noobs.
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 15:37
#3
...
He doesn't have much to say. He is a nice guy. Don't mention Vaelyn in front of him though.
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 17:27
#4
@Heavy-Duty
Why? Konway must have done something wrong.
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 17:31
#5
@Spookydemi
...like causing the Skylark to crash.
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 17:33
#6
@Spookydemi
It's really long and really complicated. The story itself could be classified as having more genres than we think exists, making it an omni-genre tale.
A really, really long tale.
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 18:11
#7
The Adventures of Konway
The Training Grounds Helper. Knight... no. A Legend... yes.
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 19:30
#8
Oh shoosh. He's there just to make sure knights dont burn themselves too bad, wipe the mess, etc... but it should be obvious that his boss is that yellow snipe!
Probably a way to punish him even more. I bet their communication is simple, one wing flap for yes, two for no, three for you gotta clean up.
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 19:40
#9
its starting to make sense...
So the punishment of crashing the Skylark is eternal servitude to a yellow Snipe...the Spiral Knights storyline is starting to piece together!
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 20:49
#10
I say we bust Konway out of
I say we bust Konway out of there!
KONWAY 2012! WHO'S WITH ME?
Konway seems rather awkward at times though.. THAT is why I don't visit him frequently.