Since Gremlin Chatter is so filled with games that the toxicity level has risen to the point of not being suitable for human life, have a story.
(If you are Soarel, get out.)
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So like once upon a time a man was using the computer at night while his wife was about to sleep.
He was surfing Youtube watching videos of watermelons being blown up and watermelons being blown up in slow motion and Rainbow Tylenol remixes of a watermelon being blown up when suddenly he heard-
"AAAAAGH!"
The unmistakable voice of his wife jolted him away from the screen showing several metric f███ loads of watermelons being demolished by five pounds of plastic explosives.
He scrambled up the staircase in a mad dash, and upon reaching their room he barged through the door, a sweaty, gasping mess.
He glanced around and saw his wife huddled in the corner, sobbing. She was obviously scared. But by what?
"What's wrong?" the man asked worriedly.
Still sobbing, the wife raised her finger to point and sobbed out, "it-it j-just appeared there!"
He followed his wife's direction and his eyes alighted...on a corpse hanging from the ceiling.
Shaken, but not badly, the man said, "The police will never believe it if we say this is what happened. We've got to get rid of this body!"
He rushed out and, minutes later, brought back a ladder. He proceeded to climb up and, teetering from the top, untied the length of cord around the body's neck. Finally the cord came loose and the body fell to the floor, with a resounding
THUD.
It echoed around the now silent house.
The husband then hoisted the corpse up in his arms, and was about to carry it out back. He decided to look at the corpse a bit, see if it was someone he knew.
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And then a skeleton jumped out.