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Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:29
Thalia's picture
Thalia
Game Master

Today's Release Notes can be found here: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/61137

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:34
#1
Njthug's picture
Njthug
Oooo YAY my Epeen will get

Oooo YAY my Epeen will get bigger

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:38
#2
Milk-Frog's picture
Milk-Frog
I hope the boss part will give me a run for my crowns

What I enjoyed about this mission was the scenery. Of all places, an Undercity level has become my favorite depth just so that I can stare at the map until my heart's content. That audience part, I felt like I was in a coliseum. It was a frabjous feeling seeing that there. Spiral Knights needs more scenery <3

Scenery is EVERYTHING in a game. I luuvvvv snowww ~
Ice Ice Baby, Too Cold Too Cold -vanilla- Ice Ice Baby!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:40
#3
Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
OH YAY, WE WILL WAIT AGAIN 10

OH YAY, WE WILL WAIT AGAIN 10 HOURS FOR GAME TO UPDATE. Then finally when players from non-US timezone will log in into game (WOW THERE ARE players from other timezones than US?) the new prestige mission will be not avaliable for them since it will switch to next one and they will have to wait .... 48 HOURS to play it! CANT WAIT FOR IT WOHO!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:45
#4
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
How nice...

Looks like my coworkers will have a fabulous time smashing you Knights to pieces. Wait... how dare they use my labridoodles to fight Knights in Maulos's cage match?! That fiend! Maulos will pay for using my little precious puppies in his cult! A few days away and he thinks he can use my pets as servants! Hmph!!!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:12
#5
Sypsy's picture
Sypsy
@Asukalan

Thank you for telling us that there are players outside of the US time zones, because it hasn't occurred to anyone. You are truly inspiring and a model to how everyone should act.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:12
#6
Njthug's picture
Njthug
@Asukalan

Aww baby you were wrong again why do you have to be so wrong all the time....I think you just love being wrong <69.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:14
#7
Nick's picture
Nick
Developer
I heart Undercorper.

I heart Undercorper.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:27
#8
Diamondshreddie's picture
Diamondshreddie
@ above

Make undercorper CEO a boss just like that ^

on the update: Spunds awesome, and challenging!!! im so glad were having some really nice content updates :) thanks OOO! hmm its fiend beast? I BETTER BRING MY NEW AND IMPROVED RADIANT SUN.... WHAT.... Still not changed?? :(

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:30
#9
Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Man, that was FAST. Like a

Man, that was FAST. Like a week ago, we got C42, now we already have HoI!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:42
#10
Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff

Oh Undercorper, what a fool you are.
My lord Maulos has lured your little puppies in his game trough pure charisma and much better leadership abilities than yours, you mistreating so-called "leader".
Yes they have Saturday off.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 14:26
#11
Trying's picture
Trying

 

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:01
#12
Elpeo-Kasshu's picture
Elpeo-Kasshu
Blah blah blah, TIDAL WAVE!

So i'm guessing the bomb update (which I will call "The Explosive Update") won't happen until next week or week after... It'd be really nice to know the fate of my precious RSS. Oh well, the danger missions should keep me busy until then. Keep up the good work!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:01
#13
Heimdallr's picture
Heimdallr

Is it just me or is the wiki down?

It's just you.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:07
#14
Divisor's picture
Divisor
Unfortunately I have to agree

Unfortunately I have to agree with Asukalan. Some of us can't wait all night because they have a job.
Now I won't get to play this till next Saturday... -.-

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:08
#15
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
Excuse me, Tersacough...

I love my coworkers- that's why I work them for their own good. Have you NOT seen our CEO?! I make them work to let them LIVE. For crying out loud, He almost ate me when I said I was retiring for a while!
And I love you too, Nick! I hope you're not as menacing to your employees as our CEO is... Tersakaff just doesn't understand...
...
P.S. Maulos was a mean one, I'll tell you that. We put him under Anger Management for decimating our yoga teacher. Yes, we love yoga as we love racing.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:13
#16
Grittle's picture
Grittle
@nick

What? still no jelly-style danger missions???

SLOOMS ATT- Oh wait, slooms are not in this game...YET!

I SHALL RETURN, AFTER LUNCH

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:16
#17
Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff

I assure you, Maulos is very polite and professional towards your former coworkers, who have chosen to serve him themselves, not lured in by... any amount of money, free time, or silly things like that..., but trough Maulos' pure charisma and leader skills.
No worries, he is much better than your CEO, a very ugly fellow that one, for the record, and that was a total accident which won't happen again. Unless you get another... disgusting yoga teacher, to say so. He had his reasons.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:38
#18
Dat-Nutz's picture
Dat-Nutz
I like turtles.

I'm still waiting for the sloom invasion.
/e sits there patiently in Royal Jelly Set.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 16:30
#19
Asthix's picture
Asthix
I

I knew it! Those Trojans were crazy with their charge attack!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:09
#20
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
Oh Tersakaff...

Maulos has more of a tendency to give people the cold shoulder or give people a cold stare than welcome people with his chilling demeanor. He's quite the fiend, I have to say, but not the warm-hearted being you speak of. Coworkers are considered lucky to speak to him without him lugging his oversized icicle in his grasp. His looks may be of ice, but he has a heart of stone and fiery rage, kindled within a hollow, emotionless chasm of frost...

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:10
#21
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Yes, But I'm always there to cheer him up with my fresh Fiery Falcon Punch cookies :-D

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:15
#22
Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff

Undercorper, I believe you have no way of obtaining such information, blasphemer!
He is a kind, charming and handsome leader, not the cold yet fiery being you make him seem! He is simply professional. Showing a warm, welcoming nature to your sl- err, employees is complete nonsense! You must be strong and demanding towards them, while still keeping their needs in mind, unlike your fool of a CEO! Working them like horses with little pay and no free time cannot be covered by no warm attitude towards them. This is why Maulos is much better of a leader, and why they've come to us.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:16
#23
Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Is Maulos a devilite?

I know the perma-frostifur is a wolver and the frozen soul is a ice edition of the lost soul, but what about Maulos?

Also, the new mission is just TARGET PRACTICE for me...when I finishes updating D:

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:27
#24
The-Ark's picture
The-Ark
^

Maulos is essentially an ice trojan with vanas AI, not a devilite.

Hes on the picture for the mission card.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:34
#25
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
Of course, Gingermace!

Yet he still seems to have a workforce.
By the way, Tersakaff, you sound exactly like his lawyer from the third lawsuit. Before he died. Of hypothermia. With an icicle.
I still don't know why you protect him, since in the end you kill him for only 180 Prestige points.
See those frozen souls? He looked at them while they were still alive. Before they died.
Now, back to reading up on Dracula...

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:48
#26
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
\agree nick

I heart Undercorper
At least untill his co-workers think i need more free samples :P

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:49
#27
Milkman's picture
Milkman
<3

Epic mission

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:08
#28
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Dang, I wish I could be in the middle of the epic war between Develites and Trojans, Owait, I can....Stay tuned for your demise >:D

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:20
#29
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

It is truly wonderful... no shard bomb changes yet either. I'm interested to know whats going on with that.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:25
#30
Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff

Hmm.
Maybe, maybe you're righ-*mauled by an ice mace*

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:25
#31
Xylka-Mkii's picture
Xylka-Mkii
Sounds like a pretty good

Sounds like a pretty good update. (in b4 rage of nonsense) I'll certainly try it just for the scenery, as pointed out, if not actually an attempt to finish it.

And I'm late but @Asuka Deal with it.

@Undercorper

Tell your workers to go easy on me for once? I don't want to waste another 320 rev ;_;

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:39
#32
Sirusswan's picture
Sirusswan
@Diamondshreddie The reason

@Diamondshreddie

The reason is because OOO boarded up the bomb factory to hide from the massive angry hoard of bombers that dislike the new RSS changes.

We would however like those BAB/ITB buffs and possibly a shadow damage ISB if it keeps the projectile mechanics.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 01:03
#33
Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
Wow, what a surprise, fianlly

Wow, what a surprise, fianlly logged on after 10 hours of failed downloading. Client download was either stuck on 93% or was showing enormous download time.
And when i logged on, no new mission. Great another failed update. Not only many players (who got striked down by OOO lack of care for all players, instead of choosen one) lost chance to do new prestige mission and have to wait 60 hours for it (while others could do it right away) but also everyone who could log in got extra 180 prestige (they could do prestige mission before reboot and do it after reboot before end of day).

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 01:52
#34
Aureate's picture
Aureate
Processing Thoughts of You Always

Patience, young padawan.

:B

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 01:56
#35
Divisor's picture
Divisor
Nothing to do with patience,

Nothing to do with patience, it's just not fair.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 01:59
#36
Sppw's picture
Sppw
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come to me my cowerkers!!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 02:12
#37
Giannii's picture
Giannii
really enjoyed the mission :D

really enjoyed the mission :D it was a bit hard but that was mostly my fault for trying it with a handicap haha

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 02:43
#38
Nubskills's picture
Nubskills
Nyan nyan nyan nyan....

LOL Undercorper and Tersakaff
/applaud

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 07:20
#39
Pauling's picture
Pauling
There were a few places in

There were a few places in this mission where I felt that my death was cheap- knocked back onto spikes, lag causing me to walk onto ice pits, etc.

And yet, I happily spent the energy for three revives, just so that I could be sure to read all the memos. Hopefully we'll see a lot more devilite lore in the future!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:40
#40
Wodanct's picture
Wodanct
I found the nearly constant

I found the nearly constant harassment from Frozen Souls cheap and that one room where all the howlitzers die and charge at you when all the enemies you are suppose to kill die. Otherwise would be nice to see Three Rings make an attempt at giving 1 or 2 new missions per month or possibly expand our clockworks in some form that isn't a money wall. (Shadow Lairs)

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:55
#41
Yukarie's picture
Yukarie
I'm pretty sure that the

I'm pretty sure that the howlitzers charging you is a very unintended, yet hilarious effect of when they die, they shoot a missle at you.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:18
#42
Undercorper's picture
Undercorper
Oh Yukarie and Sppw...

Yukarie, they always do that. And I am glad you enjoy it. The truth is, they love you. So don't move as they come to hug you. Explosively. Remember, Howlitzers love you and will never attempt to stab you. Sort of. Not really. Just get back to work.

Sppw, if you have a sword, gun, or bomb, and my subordinates are throwing office supplies, I'm afraid you're not their coworker...

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