Previous mission success. Received new mission request. Beginning...
Receiving rundown on elemental beings. Found interest point: possibility of Spiral Order knowing about the 5 swords. Displaying message of interest. Sending interest to system administrator...sent. Mission complete.
Choosing next mission...
Mission note: the mission name is an error: mecha knights of that level of intelligence can't be sentient. Note: because image mode used too much battery power, text mode is being used. Beginning mission in stream mode.
- Stepping off lift.
- Encountered shock Retrodes. It is strange for the Gremlin Order to be using such outdated machinery. Dispatching.
- Encountered small gremlins. Once again, they are small and leave no mark. Gremlin Order must really be dwindling.
- Many Retrodes have been encountered. It is sad how much metal is wasted to make them.
- Gremlin designs are strange. Wood makes for a flammable armor, therefor making the creature wearing it susceptible to fire. Lumbers are all easily felled.
- Found button. Continuing to next room.
- Found treasure boxes. 40% of the boxes contained vials.
- Found party pad. System is searching archive for purpose of party pads to the clockworks...
- Many Scuttle-Bots have been found. They seemed to be guarding the enemies trapped within the squares of blocks. It is unknown why gremlins like trapping themselves so much. ERROR: archives have replied with message: "Gremlins are weird. There is no reason they seal themselves within prisons of blocks. Do not search for why."
- Freeing and dispatching trapped gremlins.
- Proceeding down the three new paths...
- Found minerals. Collecting VLR mineral.
- Found locked door. Marking location on map.
- Found key. Recovering key.
- Placing key in door. Breaking treasure boxes behind once locked door. 14.29% of the boxes contained vials.
- Reached elevator. Channeling energy.
Ending depth 9 record. Starting depth 10 record.
- Stepping off lift.
- Found party pad.
- Encountering Scuttle-Bot group and Rocket Puppy. Prioritizing rocket-*BEEEEEEEEEEEP* extinguishing fire. Dispatching Rocket Puppy and Scuttle-Bots.
- Found treasure box. Chain of blocks meets a ghost block. Breaking box before attacking ghost blocks...ERROR: hit ghost blocks first.
- Dispatching patrol squad.
- Dispatching second patrol squad.
- Dispatching guard squad.
- Encountered second guard squad. Found Rocket Puppy. Prioritizing Rocket Puppy. Destroyed Rocket Puppy. Dispatching rest of guard squad.
- Continuing through base.
Skipping to Battle Pod room.
Shutting off missions system. Sent information to requester.
SO (Spiral Order) has requested some materials. SO has also requested some equipment to aid clumsy knights who have lost their equipment. Sending materials. ERROR: Pummel gun not found. Buying. ERROR: Insufficient crown count. Entering clockworks in search of Basil.
Hmm, either no one is reading or people just don't know what to post. I need a little feed back. Of the two mission reports (which I tried to make amusing), which did you like more? Having many images (which is harder for me) or just having the record like the previous one?
is really weird...I liked the picture one more though :P I'm reading it. I liked the hate treasure bit the most probably xD
I personally preferred just the record. I have to say, though, I liked the record better in the first format.
A good read...I see that you have been working on developing the computerized language and such, so it's nice to see. I appreciate how you insert the humor well while keeping it in the stereotype of the robotic seriousness.
System is now considered a knight. Many errors have been found. All other knights are saying the system was 'promoted' when the term is 'knighted'.
Continuing....Hahn once again was told to give a rundown on shadow damage. The once again, he has heavily alluded referring to physic manipulation of energy. System is recording secondary mission: recover swords and give them to Hahn. The outcome will most likely be: Hahn will explode into more pieces than this system may count. Rundown complete. Deleting all redundant data on shadow damage. Proceeding to next mission. That will be later today.
This system has been ordered to shut down a gremlin site while saving some clumsy knights. Classifying Spiral Order to overestimate normal knights; one knight should not be able to do this operation by himself. Mission system is online. Entering mission area...
System has saved mission data. Replaying:
Upon stepping into area, gremlins began to swarm around system. However, they could not tell that this system is not a living knight, and they began attacking. It was a pitiful attempt, however, due to their slow speed. They had never laid a scratch on the armor they were trying to attack.
Continuing, this room was found. The few gremlins there hadn't hit their mark still, but the gun puppies seemed to have an easy time hitting targets at range. Thankfully, this armor is resistant to energy from offending pups.
Continuing, another room was found. More gremlins appeared which could be stepped on easily. Once again they missed every time. The Crimson Order must be running out of troops to rely on such weak forces.
An elevator was found. Upon riding it down, I entered a room with a much larger breed of gremlins. These gremlins were fit for fighting, and have landing attacks several times.
Gremlins must be fond of their treasure. Taking note of treasure location...
The clumsy knights have been found. Resistance has been very high to this point. They were rescued after the gremlin resistance was dealt with.
Two more clumsy knights have been found. The first one said something illogical; he could have walked about the cage some to 'stretch his legs'. The other one said something of even greater error; this 'friend' was only following orders, and would have decided clumsy knights unfit to free.
The mecha knights here are of even greater skill than the battle gremlins. They will use a shield when they find it necessary. However, these knights I have freed are very stupid knights. It is understandable how they have been captured, because their fighting style is as strong as that of a beginning knight in training. They swing slowly, do not heed danger, and do not use their shield in any way. Here, some of them even decided that attacking a wall would strike the things behind it.
ERROR ERROR: SYSTEM IS DOWN. ACTIVATING E2A. ACTIVATING EED. SYSTEM IS FUNCTIONING AGAIN. RESUMING MISSION.
After the system error, the knights grew stupider. They all began having fits of hatred for the wall. However, after leaving the area, they seemed to follow me, either through a slow walk, or through a teleportation device. After reaching a room with more treasure, the clumsy knights all left my side to attack a lone gremlin. However, one of them decided to stay while the others were beat up by the lone gremlin.
There were many locked doors, with some holding small amounts of treasure and others holding gremlins which seemed to be locked up for misbehavior. Most of these rooms held another key, as the first one would always vanish. Upon opening the last room, only 5 treasure boxes stood. After opening these, it has been calculated that gremlins hate treasure, as only 2 of the 5 boxes contained treasure and the rest contained Stun Vials.
After running to lift (with the clumsy knights falling behind and teleporting back repeatedly) there was a recon knight working a lock on a door concealing the lift behind it. As soon as every clumsy knight reached the door, he opened it. This recon knight must have been blocking the path to the exit until he was brought the clumsy knights. Labeling recon knight as 'Not trusting system with a mission'. Mission complete. Returning.