Spiral Knights - This is why I love this game

This is why I love this game

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Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:57

Retequizzle

I have just two words for you.

Wrench Wands.

Have you all even SEEN a weapon as magnificent as the Wrench Wand? The way I feel when I'm on a run while charging it up is just... wow. I run around in my Violet Tabard and Violet Chapeau with my Wrench Wand in one hand, my Force Buckler in the other and I'm quite literally the pimpin'-est knight on. Purple and gold is where it's at, y'know. And then when I'm not running in the clockworks I enjoy chasing Becs around with it. Keeping my cane hand strong, you know?

Even when I don't have my cane with me, I'm still pimpin' enough to walk the !@&* out of whatever I want to. But I'll never walk the !@&* out on my Wrench Wand pimp cane.

<69 wrench wands
<69 walking the !@&* out

they're mutually exclusive though

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:58

Avenged

Wrench Wands are beautiful

Wrench Wands are beautiful creation in this game and deserve to be able to 1 shot Vana <69

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 21:59

Mouth-Aids

lov ehow they gowrl when you

lov ehow they gowrl when you cobmo. "rag, grag, rawrg" one o those.

I stil have Retty, da wand you gave mi.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:04

Retequizzle

I gave it to you because I'm

I gave it to you because I'm spreading the love about Wrench Wands.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:05

Retequizzle

This double post was so I could post again about Wrench Wands. Even if it was really because of lag.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:06

Moonsoon

good lord i have so much love

good lord i have so much love for you right now.
i've spent 40k ce + all my uv tickets trying to match your wrench wand ballerness and have been completely ho'd out.

on an unrelated note: selling 12x Fiend VH, 3x construct VH, 5x Undead High, 2x ASI High & 4 CTR Med Wrench Wands

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:13

Retequizzle

Moon don't worry, if I ever

Moon don't worry, if I ever get a CTR VH I'll give it to you for free. Because we're wrench wand bros.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:21

Njthug

Ret ur so dam sexy

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:30

Becs

Lies

Not afraid of Ret, silly boy.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:58

Njthug

Becca ur so scared of RET

Becca ur so scared of RET!

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:59

#10

Retequizzle

She's just acting brave

She's just acting brave because everyone's watching. So cute <3

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 23:21

#11

Njthug

Lol she so CUTE

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 23:22

#12

Vaclavv

WRENCH WANDS

Females don't know about my Wrench Wands (Pimp Stix)

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 23:52

#13

Njthug

I do agree Choob they so EPIC

I do agree Choob they so EPIC got a fiend vh ftw

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 00:37

#14

Retequizzle

Nj I got a Undead VH too.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 00:38

#15

Vaclavv

Ret, would you prefer CTR or

Ret, would you prefer CTR or ASI Pimp Stick?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 00:48

#16

Njthug

@REt

Wow nice I have Ctr High n Asi High on 2 different sticks moon gave me them lol

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 13:28

#17

Retequizzle

Well, Choob Choob Train, I

Well, Choob Choob Train, I prefer CTR if only because once you're done charging it, you get to shoot people with your magic stick. And I like to charge fast and hard. That's why I have a CTR Very High Wrench Wand.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 15:34

#18

Njthug

@Ret

That Ctr Vh Wench wand is nice I only seen a few of them in this game honestly. I kinda feel bad Moon used up over 20k+ Ce rolling for it still no luck....I might help him and roll lol.

I think those wands with Slime VH, Ctr Vh, and Asi VH be the best for jelly king since I usually use a wench wand doing Jelly King with Moon and a few others.

What is you dream 3uv Wench Wand?

Do you feel that the Ctr Vh Wench Wand is the best?

Why don't we try super slime slashers they look like SHOVELS?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:00

#19

Retequizzle

Well NJ, I'd have to say that

Well NJ, I'd have to say that CTR VH is all you really need for a Wrench Wand, because most mobs and knights alike run in fear of being bedazzled to death by a super shooting star of scintillating suaveness. But if I have to pick two other UVs, I'd have to go with ASI VH and Undead VH. The Wrench Wand shouldn't be confined to such simple things like the Jelly King, because then every other monster gets jelly at the lack of pimpitude being delivered to their front doorstep.

Since Undead always love getting attention from everyone in this game, I say Undead VH so that instead of making monsters jelly, we can make monsters and knights all jelly because they cannot fathom the severity of the pimpastrophe that will be dropped on everything that crosses the mighty Wrench Wand's path.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:14

#20

Oatmonster

Lick

"<69"

What's that, your favorite way to use a wrench wand?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:45

#21

Retequizzle

Actually, when I'm not in the

Actually, when I'm not in the clockworks, my favorite way to use my Wrench Wand is to pretend I'm a cowboy and ride it like it was a horse.

Giddyup, oppa gangnam style.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 17:52

#22

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

I used a Wrench wand in T3 LD for fun purposes....Now it's like a troll weapon that I use to cast spells on noobs in T2.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:29

#23

Njthug

@Ret

Hmm that undead vh would be pretty useful I do agree, but I have to say the Fiend Vh has been treating me well....this one fiend attempted to throw a chair at me I was like ____ please!!! and took out my trusty wrench wand charged it up and threw a pimptastic star at him oh he attempted to dodge and I was like _____ NO!!! and started charging up he couldn't hand my pimptastic stars tbh died <69.

Any stories like that with your Wrench wand?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:44

#24

Rommil

i gots

ctr vh on my wand made of wrench. its a pretty special weapon.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 19:51

#25

Retequizzle

I'm glad you agree,

I'm glad you agree, Rommilkins.

You know, I'm thinking about doing a Wrench Wand awareness program sometime in the near future. Every knight should have a wrench wand ready and available to use, and it's a shame that more people don't have one.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 20:26

#26

Rommil

agree but disagree

every knight should have an epic wand made of wrench ready to use. the thot of low uv'd or no uv'd wands made of wrench hurrt my soul.

For them-such-types, i'd recommend the shovel indeed.

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