All of the guild masters in unity are very, VERY good (my guild :3) but i think Vokster and Heron are especially good. You should count him in too. Credit to mikaxus, rari and hollfamer too!

Chris only was the noisiest, most arrogant and displeasing, pretentious, rich, spoilt-child player both this game and these forums ever knew. Anyone could claim to be the best here if they spent 300$ a month on a F2P game too, just saying.

Blast Network has two legends, those being Obeynone and Vtmoon. I'm pretty sure they're head and shoulders above everyone else who plays.
Tdlob is one of the few players that actively does clockwork runs without a shield so I'm gonna nominate him.
Golza and Ylol are the lords of T1 Lockdown.

And there's always me who is so awesome that I can kill myself faster than the enemies can.

Bladerus, u forgot Strouk for BN. Also, I never knew Chris was good at PvE, let alone most of Knightmare. I though they were all LD freaks...

I would say Sick was the one who impressed and inspired me the most. I'm actually suprised someone would remember him. He made some good videos at a time I used to enjoy the game a lot. He also looked really humble to me, most of the people listed there aren't. Second would come Exile, but I didn't enjoy that much the game anymore when he showed up, thus couldn't appreciate his achievements at its fullest.

Every asian player.

No seerusly the game is near unplayable and we keep going.

Rangerwillx is very correct. All the players mentioned here are....players who are active in the public if that makes sense.

There are over 3 million accounts in game. Im sure there are players with equal or higher skills than any of the ones mentioned here. I also know there are people richer but just doesn't show it and keep full inspect off.

For example i had someone interested in my triple max coat in game and claimed to have over 900k CE worth of pure energy and stacked up items on him. (I have reason to believe he was telling the truth)

/throws a rock at Thunderbog
/lands on his head

Keep the change.

My list is based on all the players I seen, ran-into, or heard of in my Sk Experience:

Best Overall Player (LD/BN/PVE):

1. Repartee
2. Hadn
3. Muppet
4. Gweny

(Honestly, I haven't done as much BN with players that I would like since most players dislike it)

Best PVE:

1. Tantarian (Guy might be rusty at times, but he honestly is a Greek-God in this game...put any of the game masters against him their ban sticks won't protect them from the wrath of the mighty Tantarian).

2. Repartee (He just 2 dam good at anything he touches)

3. Dogrock (When he not drunk and attempts to try he pretty dam snazzy oh and if he doesn't have to take a #2)

4. Vawdrey (Vaw Vaw can kick BUTT BUTT)

5. Gweny (Even with a hammer she kicks BUTT)

Best German Pve:

1. Anyone in Rio's guild I done runs with (Klotz, Ufanaa, Rio, and a few others) I swear these Germans know how to kick REAR in SK.

Best Lockdown Players:

1. Exilded (Only guy in LD I ever played against were I actually had to make sure I don't run into him on the map I cap it up see players die on mini-map and keep away from that area).

2. Dredio (He was pretty dam good as well)

3. Hadn (He looks so dam cute when you see him so you have to hug him, but then he kills you he a dam BAS____)

4. Golza (I hate him)

5. Muppet (Mup mup so cute cute)

6. Repartee (I find it funny he should be ranked #1, but he lazy as hell to care about LD)

7. Gweny (If you can stop her hammer or her DVS you are hacking tbh)

Best Blast Network Players:

DONT KNOW Tbh

Best Overall Bombers:

1. Fallout ---- Best bomber in this game hands down been reping bombers since Beta <69 this guy he introduced me to bombs.

2. Eeks ---- I hate Eeks =(

3. Im sorry these two are so dam good they take the spots 1 to 10.

Richest Knight:

Everyone I fine in this game is poor tbh excluding Moonsoon kid got more confetti than me because he CHEATS.

*Like many said already their is no-way to know for sure only good player etc. is all opinionated based tbh....I don't look or have cared personally if you can solo Vanna or any of the SL's etc. Since to me all it shows is you got a few spare hours to no-life, and Spiral Knights is a team based game*

Nj, stop naming me. That's an order.

I nominate Dogrock, Gwen and Njthug. And I want you to rescind ANY further posts of my name as being counted towards anything.

Peace.

STOP BEING SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING:

Best Fountain Runners:

1. Repartee (STEROIDS)
2. Yuka
3. Moonsoon

Overall Most Laps Ran Around Fountain:

1. Njthug

135: Repartee

Mannnn screw that, bruh! Everyone knows Dancinjen is teh bestest player in the entire intarwebz! And she aint Asian :O

No bombers 9_9. Add: Roarr (before RSS got screwed over)

EDIT:

Best BN Player:

1. MEEEEEEEE

jk.

Eternally Last: MEEEEEEEE

/lol

walli-ee > all

This relies first on the idea that the "best player" is known, and second on their ability to impress people. So to be perfectly honest with you, I don't think that there is any way to find out who is the best player. Also keep in mind that there are no working scoring systems for such a thing, and that in that way there is no good definition of "best", unless you count over investment in OOO and playing the most as categories.

PvP (Best)
Thrillhaus
Craftyzen
Bacon-Strip
Rubyeclipse
Exileddread
Sushh
Namewithnumbers
Skybrandon
Tennis
Sypsy
Saidxp
Sir-Pulse
Edzel
Canozo
Waur
Huntr (dat poison)

PvP (Not bad, wanna look out for these ones I guess)
Mitezuss
Soothsayerboomer
Milopink
Taconation
Feller
Badworm
Fallconn
Enclavean
St-Leone
Bigfootm

Cant really remember anyone else, add to it if you want. Im not great but im not horrible :p

^^^^ looks up sees his name mentioned once and pumps his chest with pride lol. Lots of great people I can't even list them all, because I know I will miss someone.

My elite lists are as follows (NOT ordered):

BEST PvE PLAYERS
1) Vokster <-- no way, guys... I think he's the best player evva: he does things and moves naturally and his pc sucks at the moment
2) Nalrayi
3) Jazevo

BEST PvP PLAYERS (even if I don't play much, so I don't know many people)
1) Norespekt
2) Kattamoon
3) Hadn

RICHEST PLAYERS (afaik)
1) Rommil
2) Pawn
3) Nalrayi

Best Kiwi In Spiral Knights:

1. Milkman

Best Players/Singers:

Bieberfever

Bieber-fever

Okay guys. Let's do something in here.

NAME ALL THE PLAYERS IN THIS THREAD!

GWENYVIER!!!

Manhoe is too

And Azium

~

PvE
I hate PvE with a passion so I'm not really sure (you already know who you are:))

PvP (people that give me the hardest time when playing guard)

Skybrandon
Craftyzen
Thrillhaus
Freezingflame
My old buddy Entro
Namewithnumbers
Sushh
Bighondo

Richest
Pawn
Rommil
Rubyeclipse

(props to all those, who make loads of CE by successfully utilizing the market, a skill I will unfortunately never learn)