(PSA: The following content is satire and not at all in any way "srs bsns.")
Remember the shadow lair protest? Everyone allied together to show their hate for money-grubbing. It didn't do jack [EXPLETIVE], by the way.
So are you sick now of the attention-grubbing "Soarel" that come with every new update/promo? If you're like me, you've had enough! Let's band together and protest this crap! All for one, one for all!
Event: Soarel protest
Date: Erry day
Time: All day
Location: Treasure Vault
Attendees: Erryone who wants in
Let's RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEGGEEEEEEEEEEE QQQQQUITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I laughed for a good minute straight.