Once upon a time a knight opened a lockbox.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 03:21
And then a skeleton jumped out.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 04:45
#2
uh?
More skeletons jumped out. They began to invade Haven.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 04:53
#3
uh
The skeletons tried to beat everyone up with a skeleton bone. Everyone went boom bididum.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 06:14
#4
The skeletons were from
The skeletons were from minecraft so they don't beat up people with bones
instead they make pincuttions out of everyone.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 06:31
#5
Then the pincuttions
Then the pincuttions exploded.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 07:27
#6
XD
... and that's where the inspiration for the new shard bombs came from.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 18:06
#7
and then...
knights started using shard bombs.
but the skeletons said they stole their idea.
so they had a trial.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 18:12
#8
Eventually,
The judge sided with the knights, citing the skeletons' failure to properly file a patent.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 18:27
#9
Suddenly
It began to rain crayons in the court.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 18:59
#10
And the knights starting
And the knights starting using them to stab others, so the game got more unbalanced and Recon/Assassins became the leading class in LD.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 20:01
#11
Greatly dismayed, many a
Greatly dismayed, many a Striker Shield bearer attempted to sue.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 20:59
#12
And so did the guardians, but
And so did the guardians, but as everyone knows, guardians are lame (compared to recon) and so they lost the case. The strikers fared no better. Then Vanaduke burst in wearing only a bikini and started singing "California Gurls"
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:04
#13
Confused
Vanaduke moved to Hawaii. When the Spiral HQ know that Vanaduke is gone, they make a very big party and invited every knights, Strangers, and even monsters.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:11
#14
Whuh?
At that point, Bosco awoke from his strange dream and scratched his head, vowing never to eat jelly gems just before bed again.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:15
#15
Unexpectedly
Bosco walked out of his room to find the rest of his apartment building was made of ham.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:22
#16
I'm not with it.
Then he saw Haven being burned down by Konway.
He looked at his friend, but saw not the calm, welcoming eyes he was accustomed with, but a flaming torrent of wrath and malice.
"BURN!" He screamed madly. "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!"
Bosco spirinted to his friend, hoping to snap him out of his madness, only to be roadkill by several Shufflebots.
"THIS IS FOR THE PAIN I GOT FROM BEING THE BORING, SLAVING AWAY ATH KEEPER!"
At that point, Kozma snapped out of her daydream as she was filling Boost's corpse with Toy Stuffing.
"Imagine IF Konway was like that?" she pondered as she walked out to find him, leaving "Boost" to overfill with stuffing.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:24
#17
Thinking...
Bosco decided to eat all the ham because he was hungry after a long nap.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:29
#18
Then Konway,
Sitting in the pill-infested ATH, had malicious thoughts......
"Should i burn this Town?"
"Nah, I would need A LOT of oil....."
Just then, Kozma came in.....
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:41
#19
For some reason
Kozma was carrying a large crate full of singing eels.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 21:44
#20
(I am but a stick in the mud)
The singing eels sang loudly and have bad voices. Everyone in the Bazaar went boom bididum.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 22:03
#21
As the flames growled hungrilly as they burned,
Konway and Kozma looked at the destruction.
Konway seemed happy for once in his life as he thanked Kozma.
He then went to the Town Square with the Eels.
Everyone there went boom bididum.
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 22:11
#22
Om nom nom
And then everyone enjoyed a large helping of singing unagi.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 03:35
#23
Processing Thoughts of You Always
and then everyone was the demons
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 04:12
#24
From random post to collab to game of Creepypasta Cliche
But that was overshadowed by an even more incredible revelation:
the demons were phone
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 04:16
#25
(I am but a stick in the mud still)
The phones were actually those devilite's projectiles. They used it to throw anyone they see. Anyone gets hit by the projectile goes boom bididum.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 04:26
#26
Processing Thoughts of You Always
(I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.)
The thrown phones all exploded people into confetti over Kozma's eels.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 05:02
#27
Feron came in and made a
Feron came in and made a feeble attempt to stop the chaos but took a phone to the face.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 05:23
#28
Rrrrrringgggggg!
All the phones suddenly started ringing. The knights' mothers were on the other line, chastising them for their bad behavior.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 05:29
#29
Kozma didn't have one.
She was spawned from the deepest pits of the Underwhirled.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 06:34
#30
Derp
The phones stopped ringing, because it was time for tea and crumpets.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 06:41
#31
When the crumpets and tea were
done, the phones started playing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM9IQ95iJlk#start=0:00;end=1:13;autorepla..., before some jellies, that were damaged by the sound, short circuited them. ((:D))
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 07:37
#32
(I just can't stop being a stick in the mud)
The jellies went insane by hearing the cursed music. Then the jellies went boom bididum.
(I was suppose to post 4 replies, to mix with the lyrics)
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 08:07
#33
And then
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 08:41
#34
and so.
Hell was hell, and we were in it.
what the hell?
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 11:24
#35
Brrr!
And then ... it froze over. A wild Ice Queen appears!
((btw, Plad, will you be rejoining us on the Renegades for the climax or should someone just write Snarp?))
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:44
#36
Kaijuhunter screams "Snarby,
Kaijuhunter screams "Snarby, I choose you!"
Snarby inflicted 50 damage with its Blackthorn Claw!
Ice queen used summon jellehs!
Snarby defends! Ice queen's attack had no effect!
But then a Wild Vog appeared.
Kaijuhunter throws a Master Health Pill! The wild Vog is captured!
*epic victory dance*
Vog grows Volcanic Valkyrie Wings and flies up to Haven, carrying all of the Spiral Knights with her (yes, Vog is a girl)!
Suddenly, Voggie, Skolvie, and Snarby resurrect Haven, and everyon lived happily ever after, unttiiilll.......
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 17:53
#37
Someone eats a contaminated
Someone eats a contaminated gel drop and starts a zombie apocalypse in haven.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 18:10
#38
Way different from my last post...
The remaining knights friend with the gremlins to survive.
And getting there, a knight found a lockbox.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 18:11
#39
Jelly King
Then the Jelly King came in and defeated all the zombies, but then forced the Knights to make him their king. Once he was king, he made the Knights of Haven wear silly monkey costumes.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 18:20
#40
Don't. Dont go there...
The knights betrayed the jelly knight for jelly and toast.
But knights made the monkey costumes sell fast.
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 18:47
#41
but then
as the lockbox sat back staring into itself, seeing the madness that was to unfold upon its opening. It attempted to hop away from the totally normal nothing insane happening market of Haven
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 19:53
#42
Huh.
A novice knight bought it, betting his friend that what was inside the lockbox was lame.
So he opened it and...
Found a darkfang shield.
The knight was like 0_o .
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 14:24
#43
PLOT-TWIST!
The Dark Fang Shield Contained A Soul Of a 1,337 year-old demon from the planet Wubitywubwub, *Pause-For-Dramatic-Effect* Waiting to unleash its chocolate-coated fury upon cradle! *Dun-Dun-Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!*
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 15:53
#44
om nom nom part 2
Fortunately, devilites are actually closet chocoholics, so the chocolate demon was consumed in short order.
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 19:07
#45
For no reason
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:25
#46
Then.....
Stephen Hawking unleashed his theory that cradle DOES NOT exist and began to close off the entire planet!
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:26
#47
Double Post!
YAYZ!
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:53
#48
Denied!
Fortunately, planets can be brought back to life the same way as Neverland fairies, so after much clapping, Cradle was safe once again.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:08
#49
(Forever the same joke)
The Swarm invaded and wrecked the harmony of Cradle. Everyone in the world of Cradle goes boom bididum.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 10:40
#50
Rock on!
... at which point they realized that "boom biddium" was a great beat, and a planet-wide rock concert was held.
The skeleton tried to beat the knight up with a skeleton bone. The knight goes boom bididum.