Argent Pacemaker
Cold Iron Craver
Hurting Blade
Dark Torn Blade
Gracious
Grand Fast
Fang of Fog
Ambigua
Crytech Alchemer
Mogma Driver
Sentence
Lighting Capacitor
Dont Matter Bomb
Fiery Womanizer
Shivermist Bluster
Dark Briar Barge
Spiral Cutelet
Spiral Snail Mail
Heavenly Ironed Mail
Justifier Jackass
Funny gear name mishaps
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>Gang of dog
>agent piecemaker
>viral fail mail
>mild hunting blade
>ancient hate mail
>pine cone
>whitened breast
>sick sliver mail
>feast basher
>viral sale helm
>dancing jacket
>flake sheild
>dog cub coat
>brute belly mail
>happy bomber suit
>wagon scale mail
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Now it's time to vote on the best mishaps. You can't vote for yourself. :P
My votes for the best mishaps are:
Breast of Almire (Definitely an upgrade from the Blackened Breast...)
Viral Fail Mail (Makes you look like a girl. In fact, they're even armored like one, too. Excluding Tsubasa.)
Mild Hunting Blade (What, phantom wolvers aren't good enough for- well, yeah, a phantom Snarby is better...)
Ancient Hate Mail (Vanaduke sent me hate mail a thousand years ago. I had no idea my wolver biscuits were making him fat.)
Flake Shield (Don't get into a relationship with one; you will regret it.)
Oh Sega Shell (It's all just shards now.)
Lagger Storm (What's that yellow ssstttuuufff???)
Vague Beetle (Is it black, is it black, or is it African American?)
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The infamous "Freezing Faporizer"
(And his cousins, the Fiery and Toxic ones...)
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> comma suit
>sad bomber suit
> chaos choke
>Nice spleen mail
>red welly suit
>raze break armor
>hound taker armor
>salt hater armor
> hurling cat cap
>magi fat cat
this one is asscesorie and not a gear.
>military panteen
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Agent Pacemac
Cold Iron Cover
Hurting Blade
Dick Torn Blade (Sorry for my language. Hehe)
Gracius
Guard fost
Dang of hog
Ambagia
Crying-tech Alchemer
Moma Driver
Lighting Caca
Dumb Matter Bob
Shivemiss Buster
Spiral Tail Mail
This is MY list xD
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How bout instead of voting for favorite mishaps, we vote for our favorite people who came up with mishaps.
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Unless of course my name has a meaning.
Breast of Almire