Trolled so bad.........

So the other day I was rolling on my polaris. I rolled 3 times before I got way too mad to continue. The 3 single uvs were:
1. Gremlin High Reaction: NUUUU. Trolled and it was a high uv too.
2. Undead low Reaction: Meh.
3. Gremlin High Reaction: You are kidding me....

A worse trolling would be getting Dmg Vs Fiend Very High on a Gran Faust.

Rolling on a FF: Slime low > CTR low > construct med > slime low > undead low > slime low > ASI low. >:o
Rolled once on gran faust: Undead high.

But if they are very high or even medium isin't that a good thing? 0.o

They usually are, but not if they are against an enemy type that is strong against the weapon's type since it still won't do that much damage.

Try getting Fiend high 2 times in a row on gran faust....

rolled once on a wolvercap that i had just ragecrafted>peirce max+shock high..what luck

Rolling on Crest of Almire, got SHOCK MAXIMUM
At first, I cheers but............................................................................... . ..

Huh, I thought status resist UVs on a shield did actually make a difference even if they go beyond the screen. I know the Plate line's normal defence certainly does.

*rolls on DBB*
*gets Slime High*
.............................gee thanks Punch.

How come people get my username wrong all the time?
Its Artist. Not Arist. Not Artis.
Pretty simple...

It could be worse.
They could be deliberately misspelling your name to make you mad.

Airstabma I think it's because it's hard to pronounce. :/ Art-ist- (here's the part I always mess up) bma. :P

Damage resists on shields: yes.
Status resists on shields: no. They already take 0 damage from the status component of attacks which they have natural resistance to.
But that's not trolling.