Some examples:
"One time i tried to drink pringles, when the pepsi was right next to it."
"When I was little I was watching cartoons out in the living room. There was a little plastic container thing on the coffee table. For some reason, I decided to pee in this thing instead of going to the bathroom ( I think I didn't want to miss rocky & Bullwinkle). Then, instead of pouring it in the sink or toilet later, I decided to pour it down the air vent. The house smelled bad for a very long time after that...."