Ok ladies & gentlemen its too easy, here's how we play this game:
Someone says what is he/she uses mats to craft, where to craft and how to craft; and next person says what he/she will get or did he/she get an uv:
Example:
A: I mixed 2 bananas, 3 cell phones and a plasma cell on a volcano
Next person: You get a wood plank without UVs
And so on...
Lets start:
I crushed 900 peanuts, 1 cupcake and 2 scuttlebots on a rock, what will I get?
CRAFTING GAME!
U got a nokia 3310
I combine two tanks on a tank
You get the same tank again.
I grab a black marker, dirt and acid
U got a lightsaber with damage penalty vs. sith low uv
I mix 2 nyan cats, 3 hobits and 10 winmillions in a cauldron
You get a cutter with damage vs construct low
I mix 5 cookies and Purrifier
I get a bunny which was Increased carrot eating: maximum! (Hehe. I'm making up my own UV's.)
I mix one of grittle's spikes, Puffifier's gun and everybody's souls
You get a defective gun that does shadow, elemental, piercing, and normal and damage to monsters low. You threw it away not knowing it has potential to become an 10 star gun.
I combine a nuke with dark repersial and freezing vaporizer into one super weapon
It turns into a dark dust ball. The UV's were "Decreased defense: So low"
I combine Snarby's black chocolate and knight chocolate. (Getting rid of it)
i get a chocolate sword with damage bonus vs snarbolax none :3
i mix pedobear, mr bean, beans and vanduke together in a mixing bowl
Another pedobear with UV Benightz Ultra.
Fused G virus, nyan cat, and knight chocolate togather.
Chocolate sponge. I eat it and it tastes good with UV's Sweetness increased: Super duper high
I mix myself with 100 unknown UV's
You look the same, but now you are 35% more resistant to piercing, deals 20% more damage to gremilins, and attacks 55% faster.
I fuse a box of rocks, a handful of 0.38 caliber bullets, a tabarzin (persian battle axe), three cauculators and a hairball spitted by a snarbolax.
You get a baboon.
I mix alcohol, an alcoholic and pop rocks together.
U get a plasma-missile-polly-butter
I cook 2 creeper heads and a dinosaur egg with coal
You get an exploding, 2 headed, flaming chicken.
I put 2 sticks and 2 diamonds on a table.
you got another stick!
I fused myself with rule 34, troll face, troll lol lol guy, and everyone in this thread.
You get a very perverted knight.
I take that night and add a cutter sword and some rock salt.
You transformed me into a wolf with magic and I bite you with blood coming out. My UV was "Increased chewing blood out: MAXIMUM!"
I fuse Snarby, Iamnoone, thunderbog, artistbma, Nick, and Purrifier.
You got a chimera-like monster that has a silversix in tail, Jelly-Gremlin-headed, electric emitter, made by nightmare mane bog with potato low!
I did this
You got the BFG 9000! Oh, yes.
I chunk in the soul of pow/little-cloud and an antigua. Immediatly after doing so, i dive behind cover.
You got a eletric ball that shocked you directly
I insert LE MAGIC.
You got a eletric ball that shocked you directly
I insert LE MAGIC.
Your LE MAGIC disk got scratched,and while that i take it
I wait 2 weeks for a good game.
I mix the five goodies [calibur,comuster,glacius,voltedge,and cautery sword in hopes for a construct and undead family damage bonus.
I talked about MAGIC.
You got a Benightz figure which had "Damage vs beating the crap out of people MAXIMUM!"
I insert a wolf which is about to murder the next person
I added wolf killing and vampire UVs maximum to myself and killed the wolf instantly.
I fused gremlin chatter with shopping channel. Now people are buying Trolls.
I get a TV about me. Oh my, how exciting.
I fuse Snarby's cap
Your snarby cap got a -1000000 defence bonus.
I fuse skolver,vog cub,and snarby.
you get a helpless tiny mut that does nothing.
and yes they are reporting how annoying benightz is on. That gives me an idea of fusing annoying orange with benightz.
I became an apple and I did not like him. I smashed him with my foot.
I fuse snarby, annoying orange and Nyan cat.
You get a Bagel UV Deliciousness: beyond Maximum!
I mix Njthug, Tersakaff, Gabe Newell, and a Bagel
You got a horse which had a UV "Increased chewing bagels: Over 9000!!!!"
I fuse 10 mist tanks, 20 planes, grittle, Iamnoone and a giant
You get the coolest new toon coming out on Saturday mornings, "Defenders of the Universe."
I mix asphalt, colored balls from a kids ball pit and a scary clown.
you get a clown-cannon that shoots asphalt-covered plastic cannonballs.
I mix headphones, sunglasses, and a katana.
You get a really sharp glasses,headphone combo
I mix a rat and lamnoone
You get a elephant with the UV "Damage vs Iamnoone: 0"
I fuse 10 clowns, 20 tvs, 100 cannons, 1 tank, 1 bomb, Grittle, Iamnoone, a bloody knight, wires, gas, fire, water, music, Haven, the gremlins, a wolf, a beast, 10214234235 Uv's, mario, luigi, eggrolls, eggs, eggplant, vegetables, fruits, poison, snarby, IMF, vanaduke and myself
You got a proto sword (and actually ultimately became a proto sword since you fused yourself)
I combine Benightz the proto sword with a papaya (Now I'm murdering my own friends D: )
You get a proto papaya
i mix the proto papaya and a bagel
You fuse nothing, you get nothing.
I mix Benightz with a flying trapeze artist and an Acheron sword.
A cursed sword which strikes you for 10 years.
I fuse Iamnoone's teeth
lamnoone's teeth were snipe infected so you get snipe powder:MAXIMUM! on it.
I fuse a snipe {me}devilites,trojans,lumbers,and a bark module
You get a flying horse that makes ANNOYING sounds and causes wood type and shadow type damage
I fuse a Recruit,Apprentince,Squire,Soilder,Knight,Knight Elite,Defender,Defender Elite,Champion,Vangaurd,Proto Sword,Bolted Blade,Calibur,Tempered Calibur,Acended Calibur,and a Levithian Blade.
You get a noob which begs for crowns from you.
I fuse <69
....you get a slew of horrendous disfigured vaguely conservative arguments that go no where amidst bad sexual jokes.
I fuse "cats" and "internet".
you get a golden nyan cat with invincibility: Maximum which annoys the crap out of you.
I fused myself with the queen larsa boss.
You get a brick which had a weak UV "Increased weakness: Maximum!"
I fuse a pencil
I fuse Persona, devilites and Their summoning runes.