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I go shopping for food. I ate it all!
I go shopping for a chainsaw. I need it for cutting off heads.
/hides in the corner
I go shopping for a car and run you all over.
I go shopping for cookies, a katana, shotgun, and shotgun shells. No one is gonna steal em...
I go shopping for a cookie magnet, an RPG, and a sniper.
I want those cookies...
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
I go shopping for Cheese. I hoard it.
~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee
I go shopping for...
/skips the shopping and steals all the cheese and cookies
/hides in a secret location somewhere in the forest eating cheese and cookies
I go shopping for Cheese. I ho- WTF! M-My Cheese!!! /cry
I go shopping for an Ancient Troika Launcher (http://da-blue-monkey.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5c9c1x) and some Regal Knight-Vision Goggles.
I'm coming for you.
~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee
I then do the only logical thing that I can. Shove my cow bomb in your house, and cookies, and cheese go flying everywhere. I go shopping for cake mix, and hoard it all.
I go shopping for a recon shield and a wormhole generator that will be bring me to an alternate universe where everyone hates cupcakes and cookies. I use the use the recon shield to steal the cookies and cake mix from Gzilla before I leave. (not the cheese, I'm lactose intolerant)
I go shopping for a tracking device so I can retrieve the cookies and cake mix. I bake a chocolate chip cookie cake and offer a piece to Gzilla.
How exactly did you get the tracking device on the cookies if you bought it after they were stolen?
It was a sensor that tracked your energy print you left in the space time continuum.
I go shopping for a bozo punching blow up doll so you can take out your frustrations on it.
But I was using my bombhead mask!so I bought a Graviton Vortex so everyones like:AHHHHHHH no!
I buy ear plugs. The neighbors are being very loud. I think their names are Iamnoone, Marazo, and Gzilla.
Also, why do I smell cheese... and cows?
I buy a cookie as a fishing lure.
And,unplug your earplugs.
I go shopping for a dead fish so I can slap Yttriu with it.
/slaps Yttriu with a dead fish
I steal the fish so its a shark attack!
It was for the sharks that are to tired
I go shopping for a stool and some Mild Cheddar. I take a seat to wait for everyone and munch on the Cheese.
~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee
I go shopping for a saw and cut one of the legs off of Weegeeftws's stool. He weebles and wobbles as he eats that cheese.
I go shopping for kerosine, matches, propane tanks, and a cow. This is going to be fun.