If you could have TWO items from Spiral Knights irl...

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Snarfalarkus's picture
Snarfalarkus

... What would they be? I know there's a thread already on this somewhere, but just curious after the new weapons + gear (they're not new anymore, but you know what I mean) were introduced. And the items were functional so you could use them as well.

Trollingyou's picture
Trollingyou
guardian shield and strike booster

Guardian shield for it's healing abilities (no more sickness, yay! XD)

Strike booster to get to work fast without a car. Problem, gas companies?

Little-Juances's picture
Little-Juances

ROCKET HAMMER

keep the second item.

Ghostly-Gunner's picture
Ghostly-Gunner
Don't let the snipes bite

1. a Barbarous Thorn Blade (to poke those who do not like to be poked!) or Divine Avenger
2. Divine Set or Rose Regelia Set (to look awesome!)
If I don't get any of those, I want 2 baby pet snipes, make them breed sometime in the future and make more...

Venomousbiohazard's picture
Venomousbiohazard
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striker boost, recon cloak. SO BADASS INVISIBLE.
The recon cloak is to take the money, the striker boost is for zooming away from the crime scene.

Skyee-Xx

Toupee + Striker Boost. To speed to school/work with style ;)

Princeberton's picture
Princeberton
Live Long and prosper

1. Rocket Hammer
2. Shivermist Buster (the applications are endless!)

Zaderules's picture
Zaderules

I would have a spark of life (to revive myself if I suddenly die :c) and my decorated dragon scale helm (to look legit as I ride motorcycle :D)

Chalez's picture
Chalez
thats such a silly

thats such a silly question

antigua- to look like an actual badass
WINmillion- because there arent enough swords that you can buy nowadays that shoot lazors everywhere when you swing them

The-Pecan's picture
The-Pecan
Ultimate combo

Voltedge
Strike boost

Griseolar's picture
Griseolar
Mercurial Demo Helm Mercurial

Mercurial Demo Helm
Mercurial Demo Suit
And I'd go around saying "Must kill Sarah Connor..."~

Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
a 5* troika (because ITS A

a 5* troika (because ITS A FRIGGIN ANTI-GRAVITY SWORD THAT'S TWO METERS LONG WITH FLOATING ROCKS THAT HAS A CONSTANT FLOW OF ENERGY THROUGH IT ITS SO EPic that i forgot what i want in second place.....
maybe a 5* pulsar or a guardian shield...

Zeak-Starwind's picture
Zeak-Starwind
My element of surprise.

It would be Combuster and Voltedge. My two elements about myself.

Glittertind
Nightshade, of course!

Nightshadenightshadenightshadenightshadenightshade.

Zeddy's picture
Zeddy

Mist tank, obviously. I could sell the source of self-generating energy and make billions!

For my second item, I'd get a recon cloak and do totally legal things with it.

Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
@weedalot.. nightshade

@weedalot.. nightshade exists. its a poisonous plant also known as belladonna.

Glittertind
Very well.

Kraanx, good, then you can give me some. 8))))

Dr-Storm's picture
Dr-Storm
Well...

Skolver coat and cap, because global warming have made this world really~really hot and I really~really hate sweating:P

Eeyup's picture
Eeyup
Infinite energy, you

Infinite energy, you say?

I'll go with a Force Dynamo then.

Who needs a second item?

Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
An Impostocube
Dukeplatypus's picture
Dukeplatypus
Red Chap, to pimp it out red

Red Chap, to pimp it out red mage style.
And then some Divine Valkyrie wings.

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar

1: Dat Force Dynamo. Reverse-engineer it and I'm swimming in cash!

2: Shivermist. As said before, the applications are endless!

Toxicblade's picture
Toxicblade
Derp

1. A dread venom striker, to poke things with.

2. Polaris. It has an infinite supply of electrical exploding bullets. What.

Gunnerific's picture
Gunnerific
idk

mad demo helm and shiv i guess?
Mad dmeo helm, since it a bike helm with a mohawk...
shiv so i can make pocicles instantly :D

Timbalero's picture
Timbalero
~

1. a stagger storm, so people around me will level with the amount of swag that this body encloses.
2.summer crest, for the looks.

Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog

A Skolver coat and a pink rose chapeau. <3

That's what I love. <3

Purrifier's picture
Purrifier
Mhmm...

Sward seeds and Shadow Flames, for making world more exciting >:D

Enclavean's picture
Enclavean

I want DAT Rocket Hammer, so i can go stand next to someone with a normal hammer and say "Mine's bigger" :3

Ramboguy's picture
Ramboguy
but of course!

Iron Slug to make ya folks cripple.
And Recon Cloak to vanish like Harry Potter xD

Yanos-Aldrin's picture
Yanos-Aldrin
out of left field

Force dynamo for sure, i bet i can retrofit the power system in my house and car to use that instead of what I get from oil & utility companies.

Ash of Agni, for the next time my car gets stuck in the snow. I'll be laughing maniacally as it all melts around me.

Bluencool's picture
Bluencool
hmm

-recon cloak- not iykwim, it has ****ing many different uses and it is ****ing cool
-gunslinger hat*- it outclasses many costumes in sk. well i simply have not enough money but it is still cool :3

*: can be switched with sentenza.

Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
I could choose a loadout, but

I could choose a loadout, but picking two items would be hard... perhaps my arcane set with blue prismatic dragon wings? I mean, a gun from the game would be cool, but cons' don't even let you bring in fake guns sometimes, let alone real ones...

Chaossonata
Wild Magikarp Appears!

I'm surprised nobody said the banstick yet...Smite thee with crowbar furyyyyyy!!

Who wouldn't want a crowbar that deals almost 10k damage?

So, probably that, and...

A love puppy! Endless health for all!

Nater-Tater's picture
Nater-Tater
isnt it obvious?

leviathan blade for traffic and a valiance because, well weve seen what the "nonleathal" charge can do in lockdown and mine has ctr high... i could send all the things flying plus imagine how awesome the valiance would look irl

-nater

Spookington's picture
Spookington
TWINKIE HOUSE!

Hmmm...

Recon cloak: because invisibility. What else needs to be said?

While I'd definitely like to go on an invisible stabbing-spree with a IRL DVS, I'd instead prefer an IRL Snarbolax Coat because I am currently cold as balls, and need the freeze resist.

Plus, it is a very nice coat. I'd wear it to job interviews, weddings, funerals, sleep, arson, church, school, more arson, birthday parties, punching-parties, fancy dinner parties, raves, misc. crimes, drug deals, MOAR misc. crimes, mugshots, prison, rehab, court, parole hearings, art museums, book clubs, hostage situations, blood donations, parliamentary debates, riots, science faires and the occasional trip to the library or local animal shelter.

And then I'd have to wash it eventually. Possibly dry cleaning.

Then: tacos.

Rinse, repeat.

Weegeeftws's picture
Weegeeftws
Y u no sell me your Cheese!?!?!?!

My Venom Veiler, it was my first 5* weapon and is my favourite bomb~
And my 77,000 Light shards just cause.

~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee

Diamondshreddie's picture
Diamondshreddie
O ^ O

The Deeeeemmmooo suuuuuit

THE Deeeemo SUUUUUIT!!!!

Canozo's picture
Canozo
gg

Ban Stick.
Nuff said.

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Mr Thunderbog snipes

Mr Thunderbog
snipes

Grittle's picture
Grittle
Jim-Dale pocket monster and

Jim-Dale pocket monster

and all of cradle