And this is how you convert a supporter to a lover

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Njthug's picture
Njthug

When I first started SK, it was the perfect game to me, and I was a die-hard OOO supporter for a long while. I invested a lot of money and time into the game.

Today, I find myself having so much fun playing SK, disliking the OOO haters, and regretting that Saphy broke up with me.
When the great decisions started flowing, I thought Sk would get filled up with 2 much love, and kept fearing the love OOO will create.
Back when SK was at its passion stage, a promo had a 100% chance of giving us items.
The point of sk was to make love to each other, but always use protection, but never make love to Cootiecakes she has some diseases.

This passion stage started with the accessories, and silver keys. As much as I like fashion, but dont know anything about it. I must agree with the current accessory model it gives players new costumes and outfits which look better with certain colors its pretty snazzy.
From then on, it only got BETTER. UV rolling, shadow keys, unbinds, missions, and vanity promos...Omg I dirtied up my pants from all that excitement (One second let me grab a tissue). Even better when those vanity promos started giving you UV tickets all which would always give me a max uv. The point of the game changed to making love to each other, but looking very sexy while doing it, and farming FSC if your a mindless brain monkey who wants to buy more and more accessories to look sexy. It's now even more about the clockworks with these danger missions giving us more insight, and well now we have new places to make love n many new outfits (Did you ever try making love to a player wearing a hunter set with a crown....omg that is just plain phenomenal).

I'm definitely not the person you'd expect to say that, but it's true, three rings took sexy to a whole new level (Justin Timberlake did not bring sexy back, but Nick Popovich certainly did) . I do enjoy my knight to look good, but Three Rings has taken good to a whole new level now I can finally look like Brad Pitt.

It is sad. Sk/OOO are like a lover to me, but they wont let me make love to them. They keep on only making passionate crazy monkey style sexytime with themselves. I honestly thought they would allow me in their inner circle and have a giant lovefest with them, but they wont let me.

Please educate yourself on methapors if you want to complain about mine, because I dont know how to create great metaphors

So, Three Rings if you want to convert a supporter to a lover you need to allow us to make love 2 you <69

Good to get that off my chest.

Canine-Vladmir's picture
Canine-Vladmir
O_o

really brah? that was moxy.
Canine-Vladmir cheers for Njthug!

Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff

Sometimes, I just want to jump on this dude and punch him. Plain and straight.

But I gotta admit this was a funny remake and it made me chuckle. :P

Jade-Rabbit's picture
Jade-Rabbit
Lub Dub

@Tersakaff Hugs and kisses <69

Ccrusader's picture
Ccrusader
da-heck did i just read?????

da-heck did i just read????? lol

Nexafor's picture
Nexafor
This display of an unbalanced

This display of an unbalanced grip on reality combined with a rather hollow and abstract view of love,
without the general ability to pass beyond the barrier of 'love = happy funtime' is rather fascinating 0_0,
and can be damaging if not understood good enough by yourself.

Have a good think about all the complicated concepts you are trying to implement in your argument.
And don't get too addicted to them, been there done that,
and let me tell you this, you'll damage yourself more than you would want to in the longrun.
Rather try to understand the equilibrium of unbalance and general process of life and existence,
it will help you keep a clear mind :).

Not flaming, just suggesting :3.

A fine day to you all.

Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

...really? You want to make love to OOO/SK? Isn't this pushing it a bit? I feel sorry for Tersakoff...

Anyways, it was a somewhat nice read, and was quite humorous, even if I disagree with the more political aspects and intentions held within. Somewhat artistic, if you will.

Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
Lol @ nex You be takin this a

Lol @ nex
You be takin this a wee bit to seriously. Not that I really disagree with you or anything.

What nex said but less, sorta. o_o

@ fez
Cookies for you. Delicious peanut butter cookies.

Djawed's picture
Djawed
Nothing against you

Nothing against you personally NJthug. You probably don't know me, but I lurk the forums every now and then.

I respect that you support a company that has brought you something to enjoy alot. Just to be clear I am not a hater and I love the game alot too, still after nearly 2 years. I am not a f2p but also not a big spender. I pay occasionally when I think I can lose a bit of my money.

Don't take this the wrong way but you do sometimes come off as a loyalist robot that's programmed to defend the game whenever possible. It just comes off pretty disgusting sometimes. Nobody likes a suck up and in my opinion you defenitly come off as one. I would almost say you're a SK PR person but I know that's not the case. You're probably a cool person to have as a friend and SK should be happy with supporters like you, but be more opinionated like a real human instead of all the munching. Updates can cause alot of ruckus by people who don't understand OOO format. Whining about the CE prices and quitting threads will always be part of the community, it only comes with the format. Instead of the sucking up and holier than thou attitude maybe you should be able to relate and discuss instead as any decent and respectable person would do. Believe me even if we disagree with all these people, their presence is just as important as yours and mines for the game's future.

Again nothing against you and take this as you will. I mean i'm just a nobody anyway

Soulstaker's picture
Soulstaker
Thank god my laptop broke...

Thank god my laptop broke...

Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff

Djawed, I must shake your hand for the very polite approach you made.
But Im afraid Njthug (Seriosuly, Njthug? New jersey thug? Nothing good can come out of that) does not have the capacity to understand seriousness and politeness. He is all about "love".

Dhmorgousbord's picture
Dhmorgousbord
@Tersakaff

The question is, does Nj understand or do you? Who's to say you're in the correct spot? Who's to say anything about anyone?

Mouth-Aids's picture
Mouth-Aids
@All of y'all

A sad fact is that he sucks up to everyone. Just look at the state of his knees, he needs help.

Nj, keep letting that love burst out of you. Knit me some socks or something.

Orangeo's picture
Orangeo
Who's to say anything?

Who's to say anything? Freedom of speech broski'
Everyone can say what they think, if they accept that others will reply freely.

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Yay!

/cheer Njthug

Autofire's picture
Autofire
@Tersa

This is what I actually wanted to do...

Really, Idk why that is funny. I actually can't commiserate with you. I never had NJ come on one of my threads doing that....

Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
I love when people defend

I love when people defend their friends. Even if sometimes they shouldn't.

/grabs popcorn.

Canine-Vladmir's picture
Canine-Vladmir
its like....

its like one of those FPS troll videos.

was there a troll intended, new Jersey thug? from Paterson! or worse! NEWARK! jk, dont diss my state :3

Grittle's picture
Grittle
My brain after reading this...

...And toasters toast Toast!

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/grabs Arts popcorn /runs

/grabs Arts popcorn
/runs screaming "MY VIRGIN EYES! MY VIRGIN MIND!"
/thinks passionate crazy monkey style sexytime o.0

Luguiru's picture
Luguiru
Mouth-Aids's picture
Mouth-Aids
@Artistbma Did Nj harm

@Artistbma Did Nj harm someone here? What inhumane act have I missed? :o

Hollafamer's picture
Hollafamer
@Djawed

Yep pretty much 99% of the time I or anyone else makes a thread bashing 000. Njthug comes in with his sex and cuddles and praises 000 till the cows come home. I hear he is pretty kinky. Anyways as you can see here after Tera made his case about his disappointments, then Njthug copies it and praises them. Truth is he is gonna be the only one left loving 000 all day when all the players leave from constant disappointment. He should be honored though for his constant commitment to be 000's shield because he takes all the crap from others, while 000 doesn't have to face up to the community at all nor will they. In my book you deserve praise for that as well as continuing having faith in the developers. I have given up hope and have officially closed my wallet to 000. I thank 000 for the game they made at the start, but I will not thank them for the game they gave me after the fact.

Bert-Banana's picture
Bert-Banana
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It gets old...

Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Sorry Hollafamer but

don't speak for all of us. I'll be here with Njthug. I love SK. I do think there are some things that can be improved upon but I have never been disappointed and certainly not constantly. I'm also glad the game is still growing and changing. I might not like everything that is done but that doesn't equal hate or disappointment and most likely won't keep me from playing and enjoying what I do like.

Milkman's picture
Milkman
Ditto Iamnoone.

Ditto Iamnoone.

Guyinshinyarmour
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Poor Njthug. Stuck in an abusive relationship he doesn't realize is abusive. He'll never escape. I assume when OOO hits you (shadow keys, OCH issues), you think you deserve it?

This game sure as hell isn't the picture perfect thing you've deluded yourself into believing it is.

[Aside: I had always read Njthug's name as Njt Hug and assumed njt was his initials or something. :v]

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
You know what Njthug?

You're not really helping Three Rings at all. In fact, you're probably creeping them out.

Sexual innuendo does not help you or your cause. Lust sucks, learn what real love is.

I certainly don't hate the game or Three Rings. While I'm not a fan of the Shard Bomb change, I still like the rest of the game; it's still one of the best I've played. But sucking up to Three Rings helps nobody.

Now, to troll the thread.

[EDIT: Okay, I admit, posting 100000 digits of Pi was a little too much. The mods removed the 100000 digits of pi, and I suppose that's for the best. But don't ignore my points above.]

Milkman's picture
Milkman
..

I think you guys are missing the point of a parody...

Vbunny's picture
Vbunny
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Well Played

/applaud successful troll is successful

Autofire's picture
Autofire

Wait a second.......is NJ Eury's alt? Really....I think NJ could be trying to spice things up? Deter angry people? Maybe Eury is doing this to try tone things down without getting herself a bad picture. o.o

Naru-Narusegawa's picture
Naru-Narusegawa
~

Isn't It obvious? they are finally running with their tail between their legs.
Eury mentioned that The Devs 'Actaully' Bust their behinds to create new content?
Really? Hmm.. let's see.. How many times have I heard that before?

Spookydemi's picture
Spookydemi
Can't tell if troll

Or just darn creepy. I'm pretty darn sure you're a paid employee of OOO, NJthug, as it's hard to believe anyone is like you on these forums who believes the game is perfect. Perhaps, NJ is just a mule account? Dunno, doesn't strike me a real person. Just one massive troll. Nobody likes a troll.

"You're not really helping Three Rings at all. In fact, you're probably creeping them out.

Sexual innuendo does not help you or your cause. Lust sucks, learn what real love is."

Yeah, cut back on that will you, it's a little uncomfortable seeing that posted on these forums.

Weegeeftws's picture
Weegeeftws
Y u no sell me your Cheese!?!?!?!

Keep up the love for OOO, never let it die.

~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee

Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Xxpapaya's picture
Xxpapaya
The papaya is confused by Spookydemi

If Njthug isn't a real person, then I'm a loch ness monster...............First of all, I agree completely with Njthug. (The only thing that bugs me a bit is the fact that you won't have a 100% chance of getting a certain type of item from prize boxes anymore.) What? Are you going to suggest that I'm not a real person anymore?(Read below) This is technically what you are saying (gonna use your own assumption against you)

{I wouldn't be surprised if you are a paid employee from another company who's trying to get rid of OOO, Spookydemi, as it's hard to believe anyone is like you on these forums who believes the game is horribly flawed(and OOO and Sega don't put any effort into it). Perhaps you are just a mule account? Dunno, doesn't strike me a real person. Just one massive insulter. Nobody likes to be insulted

"You're not really helping the company you are working for at all. In fact, you are probably giving them a bad name."

"Its called a exaggeration and metaphors, ever heard of them?"

"The problem is people read what NJ posts, but nobody actually takes it seriously. That's why there is nothing wrong with multiple posts"}

If you ask me, what you post is horribly insulting Spookydemi. There is nothing wrong with standing up to an opinion, besides, you jump to conclusions about people way to fast.
P.S Sorry if this post was too.............insulting. But I'm just standing up for what I believe in (I'll try to make these types of posts less shameful next time, seriously, it hurt me more to post this than for you, Spooky, to read it)

Spookington's picture
Spookington
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can totally sympathize with Ter's original thread, but this is admittedly pretty funny.

Good read, good trolling!

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Constructive criticism is a good thing, Papaya.

Some people are venting their anger at bad updates. I acknowledge that this does not help the game or Three Rings.

But Njthug is saying the game is perfect. This too does not help the game or Three Rings.

If there's a problem, Three Rings needs to know! Some of us have been asking for at least a month for a simple 'why' regarding the Shard Bomb update. Three Rings hasn't even told us why. That's all I really want to know, is why the Shard Bombs are now trash (especially in Player vs. Player, where they were once amazing).

Njthug is, again, NOT HELPING. Besides his lustful (and obviously love-lacking) flirtation with anything that posts (which, if done in-game, would likely get him reported for harassment), Nj has contributed all of the following: "The game is good, stop saying it isn't!" He chooses to back up his arguments with... innuendo and harassment. (Don't give me that metaphor crap, it's innuendo and harassment.) His only reliable defense seems to be "Well if you don't like it don't play", which itself is flawed because most of the people he's arguing with DO like the game, but believe some parts of it have been horribly botched!

I do like this game. I think the new mission was one of the best things they've come out with, and tops anything World of Warcraft can produce. But I honestly believe there are problems that need working out. The prices of CE will be hit hard by the Guild Hall update, but the best thing Three Rings could do is lower the payout of the Firestorm Citadel mission. It's 8000 crowns, when most Stratum 6 runs give about 6000-7000 crowns, and it comes with three Almirian Seals, each one worth 1000 crowns if traded for Ancient Plate items.

As for the Shard Bombs, bombers are still capable of performing in the standard game, but are now sitting ducks in Lockdown, a popular PvP game. A simple fix is to make a bomb that charges and goes off quickly, so it can't be avoided as easily as the Nitronome, or to make the Shards go off on contact with an enemy, or at least give them a decent radius so people are actually afraid to step over them ('cause, see, they're junk in PvP). This would also solve natural Greaver-related imbalances that come naturally from being a Bomber.

Apparently, because I suggested these things could be improved, Papaya and Njthug think I'm a cynical hating jerk. If this isn't true, tell me, because that's what I'm taking away from your posts.

Ratik-The-Warrior's picture
Ratik-The-Warrior
@Njthug

d (^_^) b

Spookydemi's picture
Spookydemi
@ Xxpapaya By "real person",

@ Xxpapaya

By "real person", I mean as someone with a mind that can reason, no just a person who sticks to one side of the story completely. Think of a hardcore republican or democrat if you will, extreme left wing/right wing idealism. Also your inverted response is cute, keep at it. A white knight white knighting another white knight, inception anyone?

@ Doctorspacebar

Careful, you have a differing opinion and that's bad according to papaya.

Njthug's picture
Njthug
Boy what a night 2 much money in the bank account

@Doctorspacebar --- From not reading your giant rant, but seeing the word hate in it a lot all I got out of that is you are afraid to love. Baby, which girl or boy broke your heart? Did you get turned down by Christina or Hollafarmer?

Battlee's picture
Battlee
....

another forever alone guy...dating dat cyber way XD

Xxpapaya's picture
Xxpapaya
The papaya wants to tell Doctorspacebar(And Spooky) something

Doctorspacebar, I never said (or thought as a matter of fact) that you are a "cynical hating jerk", please re-read the posts. I understand your anger (and every ones as a matter of fact) over the change in shard bombs. Trust me, I didn't (and still don't, well...............I'm not much of a bomber anyways)like it much myself. Oh, and Spookydemi, I never said there was anything wrong about a different opinion. All I told people was to mind their language in these forums.
I'm not too sure about the "bombers are now sitting ducks" part. I've seen a lot of people spam their shivermists (or any other status bomb) around the arena and I dare say, it has quite a deadly effect. Gunners are still able to shoot but the problem is that they can't get close with out freezing, shocking,etc themselves in the process. Yes, they can shoot the bombers to stop their charges but this still wastes valuable time.
Again, I understand its frustrating for you (and other people) to not be able to hit people with bombs without being a sitting duck. A sitting duck that has a rabid bite, and one that lays eggs, and eats worms, and flies, without actually flying XD.
This "discussion" is starting to turn into more of an argument. Maybe they should make a forum called "General Arguments" -_-
Basically. Just calm down a bit, and lets discuss this in a more..............non-directed way =)

Oh, and Spookydemi. I know what you mean by a "real-person". Its funny how in these situations there are always 2 or more sides to the argument. People tend to stick with the side they chose. In a way, blinding them from the other perspective.

Razor-Dash's picture
Razor-Dash
Welp.

The only thing that can be said about Njthug is that he is suffering from a severe case of Denial. He believes 3Rings is doing the right thing, and that everyone that calls them out when they make mistakes is a "hater".
But remember:
Denial is an ugly thing.

Weegeeftws's picture
Weegeeftws
Y u no sell me your Cheese!?!?!?!

Living a life where all you do is concentrate on the negatives is also an ugly thing.

~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee

Razor-Dash's picture
Razor-Dash
@Weegeeftws

Sure, but how can one be expected to improve if he won't listen to criticism, or correct and admit his own mistakes? What, we should all just put a paper bag on our heads and say "Game is fine, no bugs, no problems, good job 3Rings"? Because that's what SOME people seem keen on doing.

Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff

Nj makes me cry when his delusion and ignorance get in my eyes.

Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
Now there is a converter system :/
Nexafor's picture
Nexafor
a little somthing

Here´s a little somthing out of my personal collection that helps me keep my cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT0fIfiw7Sg&feature=related

As everything created by man, it will have its flaws, and while man sould not be looked down for them,
they sould be pointed out so that man can improve.
You are not helping anyone by seeing him make a mistake and telling him he is doing a great job.
That's a fact, and such behaviour can have major consequenses not only for the person making the mistake
but also for all the people around him.

There is no ultimate evil nor a knight in shining armor, we are all man, we all make mistakes,
and we can only improve if we are aware of those mistakes, if we accept ourselves with the mistakes and push ourselves to do better.
That's what would fix a lot of problems, not only regarding the game but also regarding mankind :).

As always, a fine day to all,

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Nexafor
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