Evilduck, I salute you for making the pedantic comment I didn't dare to make.
(Well, not the "moronic" part. That's a bit harsh. It's a common error.)
Evilduck, I salute you for making the pedantic comment I didn't dare to make.
(Well, not the "moronic" part. That's a bit harsh. It's a common error.)
1. Is the alt's name in any way related to your name?
2. Are you and your alt online at the same time?
3. Is your alt a Vanguard?
4. What kinds of accessories does your alt wear?
5. Does your alt wear a costume? (like a bombhead or cupcake)
6. Is your alt's full inspect on?
7. What does your alt sell (primarily)?
8. Does your alt's gear have any UVs?
8a. If so, on which piece of gear? (helm/armor/sword, you don't need to say the name of the item, just the type of gear)
9. Does your alt make similar jokes as you?
10. Does your alt use trinkets?
11. Does your alt use more than the standard 2 weapon slots?
12. How long has your alt been in his guild?
13. Does your alt have a PvP specialized loadout, a PvE specialized loadout, or no specialized loadout?
14. Does your alt have any prestige badges?
14a. If so, which?
15. Is your alt's personal color a primary color?
16. Does your alt like to do a specific level or set of levels?
17. Does your alt have specialized eyes?
17a. If so, which?
18. Is your alt short or tall? Or normal?
19. Is the guild that your alt is in known for PvP, PvE, or is just a well known guild in general?
20. Does your alt speak Polish?
Apparently a lot of people think I'm Laylla's alt.
@Laylla: When you assume you make an ass out of you and me, y'see, I haven't mailed any of my friends asking about this, as I said before I'm uninterested in this cap, I don't need poison resist, and I'd much rather not have any UVs so that I feel much more legit, call me crazy.
<88
EDIT: Double post fail~~
The person that posted below this, is awesome, but I don't talk to her often....
lol at everyone spamming mail at random people
I think I know who the alt is, but I don't really have any use for the cap, so I'm not sending any mail. I'll just celebrate silently if I'm right, since it would solve the mystery of who (person I'm thinking of)'s main character is.
Because there is practically nothing esle left to do on these forums right now
(@evilduck, I always mix those 2 up... dont expect me to ever get it right, for reasons you've already made clear)
Is it a well known knight?
Laylla, can you relay a message to your alt for me, here it is:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what a do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return my message giving me your name, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you, and I will mail you.
Where's Wald- eerr... Laylla?
NO I AM NOT HER STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES :c
@ Starlight: Although some threads are already moved to graveyard, the answer is: yes, he did :D
@ Fish: Baby don't hurt me! (I gave it up after 97 minutes)
@ Narcy: Yes, sometimes he's online.
@ Opod: Yes! I am sure that I am not Nj, wait.. let me check this again... yea I am not a dude, definitely.
@ Golgo: lawl you have 9 days left to finish reading. Wait, what? You decided to continue searching? Omg 20 questions? Challenge accepted! My alt's name is not related to my name! All these Layyllas, Alyals are fake. He's not a vanguard; he has the full inspect on (sometimes) and yes, he has trinkets, weapons slots in use, a bunch of bananas in his hand and Uvs (they are not stunning tho). Favorite levels? Arcade is dead anyways. My alt, unlike Laylla, has a great sense of humor. I don't remember when he joined his guild, the word "major" means that most probably you've heard about that guild before. And yes, he does speak polish, although he pretends to be japanese on weekends.
@ Hawk: No, he doesn't have a pony... woops.. horse badge.
@ Michael: I checked that but I couldn't find him.
@ Jen and Thunder: I am laughing now :D
@ Falconn: It depends, where? In LD we we are all fluffy :D
@ Thechosen: Define "well-known" lol
@ Lightyourfire: I sent him a handwritten letter. He smiled and promised that if you find him, he'll light your fire XD
If nobody finds him till Friday, I will post an utterly useful and awesome tip #96
Is your alt in a guild that is pure 5*?
If not, is he in a pure t3 guild?
this is a video of thrillhaus playing it. he was wearing a mask.
Thrilly Haus
proof of thrill's awesomeness.
http://imgur.com/5WP5b
sorry for the weirdness. I just like doing this.
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/937004602491596424/7808EEFE3E8B186DA9A...
I wish someone would ease my worried mind :(
So many people spamming other people, ignoring of others, this has to be one of your best pranks yet. Personally for me I could use the cap but I'm to lazy and nervous to ask or spam anyone. Oh well just waiting to see who your alt is. *On second thought maybe your not NJ maybe when he deleted laylla from his account he had someone else assume it? idk but whoever you are (still probably NJ) nice trolling.
Not sure If i wanna enter or not. I suppose a triple max cap might be worth the effort. Then again I already have a triple max........ but having 2 is twice the fun. Decisions Decisions..........
@ Golgo : t3.. I think soo
Lol some people actually found my alt but they whispered him
Are we supposed to send a tell or inbox him a message? "PM" can refer to either of those.
Thanks Enclavean, I edited my post <69
Just a mail :D
Asking my alt "are you Laylla's alt?" is... meh XD
This thread goes a long way to explain those mails my girl and I have been getting...
so I sent a message to a questioning someone saying, I know you're Laylla's alt. I won't ease your worried mind.
and well.... then they claimed to be laylla's alt and told me to post on the forums that i found her and that I should say her name...
so... this is me saying her name.
neonlighter is laylla's alt. You should send them lots of mails. :D
TAKE NO CHANCES!
Beyond the Darkness... the echo of sounds are heard... if you listen to it..... you will see the light...
In the deep forest..... the wolf lair lies there....no one enters and exit alive....unless... you are the chosen one...
what the hell are you talking about?
Whelp, somebody just asked one of our fellow GMs (Enshadu,) if he was Laylla's alt.
>Walking around in haven in my fancy chapeau of the red rose and shadowsun stetson.
>Dude walks by goin': "You Laylla's alt?"
What the [spoons]?
>Checks the forums.
>Finds this topic.
Mystery solved.
Yeah I got a mail today from someone claiming I was Laylla's alt.. instant ignore.
@ Wodanct: Why so serious?
Since nobody succeeded to mail to the proper person (I must admit I stopped using the trade chat, I did it only once yesterday) I am revealing another hint.
he's not on your friends list My alt has less than 15 ppl on it and I am pretty sure it's not you. He is 100% antisocial. Keep sniffing!
I will keep tracking you until I find the alt. LOL.
just got a private message from someone saying 'I know you're Laylla's alt. I won't ease your worried mind.'
hyuuhyuuhyuu
my work here is done
inb4 more messages: Aureate is not related to Laylla in any way shape or form
other than kinda liking the idea of having a triple max Skolver Cap, hell even a clean Skolver Cap
@Laylla Considering the guy probably mailed every single person in this tread and everyone in Haven I think my investment of 2 seconds worth of time to type /ignore name was a good investment before I checked the AH and logged back off. I'd post the proper Why so Serious image in reply but I think someone would have a fit over the dark red colored finger paint. :D
I'm just here to confirm it ain't me before I get anymore messages. I don't even know Laylla. Message me again a Firecracker will be coming your way, fo' serious.
Leave me alone /curlsupintoaballandcries
~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee
I'm too tired.
Give us another hint :3
OR I WILL UNLEASH MY BEAR MOB WHICH WILL EAT YOU.
@ Benightz: Just ask for something. It will be given to you :D
I <69 this thread and I <69 Laylla for making this thread.
GIMME PERSONAL COLOR.
OR I WILL UNLEASHED A HUGE MOB WITH ANGRY GORILLAS. :3
This is a yes or no question, so your answer Laylla should be a YES or Nuu!
Is the person a jelly-helm-toupee-wearer-with-sprinkitwinki aura-and dem floaty baloon monkey monster pockets-who belong to the guild monkey banana buisness-with exactly 9.2109ce and 1.28cr- who eats fried snipes while using AA ASI vh slime slasher combos?
If your answer is yes, i think i know who you are >:D
What a total troll this whole thread turned out to be. Half of Haven is running around spamming mails to everyone in sight.
Best trolls are the ones that get fed~
For some reason, I don't even know if they are trying to cheat
Yeah this is probably a troll as more and more people start to realize. I bet no one will win this item or maybe someone might "win" it (pretending someone won but not really).
One day, people will realise "I could care less" means you do care, not that you don't care, and they'll stop posting like utter morons.
But not today. :c