I failed so badly to sell my triple triple max UV'ed skolver cap but I desperately want to get rid of it! (I swear this item is cursed; it attracts stalkers, beggars, licking dogs, etc.)
I don't care about it anymore, so you can take it off my hands for free… BUT you must first test your investigating skills so... let's play a game!

I said hey?! What's going on?

All you need to do is to find my alt and send him a mail saying:

"I know you're Laylla's alt. I won't ease your worried mind."

If you happen to find the victim, Laylla will mail you the skolver cap.

As there are more than 2 SK characters on this planet, I am giving you a bunch of helpful hints:

- My alt is 5*
- He wears the same costume everyday (although he tries to keep it clean) with fewer than 3 accessories attached.
- He is a member of one of the major, Spiral Knights guilds (he's not spy. In fact, he's a very dedicated member and he truly loves his guild)
- He uses the trade chat, plays Lockdown, and sometimes watches you when you sleep.
- He's afk for most of the time.
- Useless hint #1: "When Laylla disconnects, he disconnectes too"
- Useless hint #2 "He has exactly the same sense of humor as Laylla" (most people find it weird)
- Useless hint #3 "It is illegal to dress up as Batman in Australia."

Note that my alt will never reveal or confirm his identity (It's Laylla who'll respond to you)
Moreover, he has never done it before. It's pointless to ask him about it as he'll probably just ignore the message (he's weird I know).
And also, if somebody tells you that he's the ONE, he's obviously a lying troll.

There's a small chance that nobody will succeed to find him within next 2 weeks (oh no!). In that case, I will put the cursed cap into the auction house with a starting bid of 69 crowns.

And no, this is not another thread about rolling UVs, making money, AA whining, quitting SK (for the 69th time), baking poisoned cookies, yellow guy from gangnam style etc. You can use this thread to ask me some additional questions, although using a strong sense of humor is advised (or else I'll unleash my ponies' wrath upon you).

I am planning to retire and I don't really care that much about money anymore. If I could turn back time, I would throw all my UV tickets into the air.

Good luck!
-Laylla

PS: My alt doesn't belong to my guild - Dark Guardians