Your just going to bring us to vanaduke. HA.

You get 7-8k per Vana run which costs 50 energy and since you're asking to be tabbed that's 7-8k per day when you can get 10-11k a day from 5 RJP or IMF runs of the first 2 depths only (unless token farming). So basically this is a scam in which the person loses 3k crowns while probably failing a lot at FSC.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the guy that, just last week, was going on about making his very first 5* weapon in GD?

Ummm...even though I really doubt this would work, how is this scamming? He's just carrying some noob through KoA. And it ain't good to jump to conclusions like that...

I recieved 10k for a gate run in Tier 3. I died during Vana. How sad -_-

This idea is to make everybody rich, but it will also make knightofcoolness rich too. He is thinking that he is king kong and so that he can be sitting in his own throne chair eating chips while he is ordering people to fight for him. Plus, if he ends up being lazy, he is getting 8k like for free.

Either way, I still think this is a scam. Seriously

this is the basis of my long thought of escort service. its simply carrying noobs thru endgame content, they make money, u make more money. of course i scrapped this idea because i was getting fed up with noobs who say "yea, i've been down to fsc 15 times, im pro now, i know the place like the back of my hand" and yet they still run up the left side of fsc depth 27 and cost me 2-4 slags. so i just solo now. as for the noobs, do arcade runs. its what i did...and buying some ce with $$$ helps a bit too.

Yeah, it's not free.

TL;DR.
Lol, you'd only be cheating yourself if you took Knightofcoolness's offer.

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Also - here're some maths for f2p players:

Option 1)
You take up this offer from Knightofcoolness (Kc)
You tab the dude going down say, just 4 depths (Let's say you skip out on witnessing Vanaduke's slaughter for the sake of your energy).
You spend 80mist and make ~8kcr (using Kc's own forecasts minus the crown drop from Vana).
If you really are a "noob," you'll play the part of Dead Weight and not do anything. Nor do you practice or play or have fun or enjoy the game or even develop your maneuvering skills. Let's also assume that you never have to pay any energy to rev yourself nor Kc.
If Kc also only goes down the depths you tabbed him for, he has just made 8kcr for 0mist.
You have just made 1kcr for each 10mist you spent.

Option 2)
You never use the arcade and decide to farm cr from your missions.
You mow down the first two depths of the Snarbolax mission and make about 1.5kcr going solo (or 2kcr running in a full party).
You have just made about 800cr for each 10mist from going solo
(or 1kcr for each 10mist from partying with cool people).

Option 2.2)
You mow down the first two depths of the Jelly King mission and make about 2k going solo (or 2.5kcr running in a full party).
You make about 1kcr per 10mist from going solo
(or 1.2kcr per 10mist from partying with cool people).

Option RT)
xP I dunno about RT. I haven't ran it often (even though it's my favorite mission and map), I have a habit of being cut down by mecha knights, and I can never finish off the Twins themselves.

Option 3)
You have patience and explore the depths like every other brave adventurer before you.
You figure out that if you wait long enough in front of an elevator that leads to a depth with different levels available, the symbol on the elevator will change. Then you make a life-changing decision to never go down a depth with an arena available in the rotating levels until the elevator has the arena symbol on it.
You always wait for arenas because you find that, if you survive and run through all three rooms, you end up making at minimum 700cr for the energy you spent.
You later develop your skills and gear and also realize that T2 arenas can drop 1.5kcr to 2.5kcr.
'Which means that if you survive (or run with a fun party), you'll end up making 700-2kcr for just 10mist (obviously, this count would be somewhat lower after averaging it out with your earnings from jumping down into the depth preceding the arena).

Option 5)
Browse the forums hoping you'll find the ONE secret to hacking the game and unlocking an infinite supply of cr and ce.
Fail.

Option Ftw)
Realize that this isn't Angry Birds (although it seems to be full of them) and you're not going to "finish" this game in a week.
Log in, have fun, and remember why you keep coming back to play this game.

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"Personally Speaking" Crep that Old People Usually Spout:

I've ran Sovereign Slime a bugajillion times (like a trillion people have done before me) and can farm the first two floors like an overpowered noob now (*edit: no reference to the guild meant. x) because I've learned kiting, timing my attacks, aiming, shield bumping, and how-to-not-cling-to-my-shield-for-safety from that very mission. I recommend an open JK party run if you want to makes decent monies, heat up your gear, and practice your gameplay skills.

Sometimes, when I'm outta mist, I offer my half, 3/4, or all my earnings to get people to tab me to run with them on their mission so I can heat up my gear and craft with the monies and ce I've already accumulated. (whhyyyy does everyone always drag me to the one with Candlestick Keep in it? )x Although I have integrity (and am sometimes forced to mail them my promise, those ditchers), that doesn't mean all knights follow any chivalric code. So... don't take any offers like mine or Kc's from knights you don't know well.
/derp

Knights for hire are ridiculous when you can join parties who'll run run with you for Free. Honestly.

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Y U GUYS NO consider all the random 3, 4, and 5* mats one would get from playing the part of dead weight? Maybe make extra 1kcr fo' selling mats?
(*edit: nvm; if you played Dead Weight in Kc's Vana run, you might end up spending your monies on the mats you needed to craft with but couldn't get from Vana. xD )

Y U NO be quiet about u monies! >:o

Y U NO just enjoy game! xD