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Great Feats! Great Prizes! (A forum game)

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Thu, 09/27/2012 - 20:43
Yttriu's picture
Yttriu

It's quite simple. One person states an achievement, and the next person gives them a reward (awful or awesome).

Example-

Person 1: I defeated Seerus and the rest of the Crimson Order single-handedly.
Person 2: You're awarded Seerus's dead carcass.

I'll begin.

I won the school talent show!

Thu, 09/27/2012 - 23:53
#1
Luguiru's picture
Luguiru

The first place reward is a bucket of frogs. Whether that is prize or punishment is up to you.

Classic rock finally kicks garbage pop in the teeth, bringing the music industry into a golden age where music is about music and not egotistical fodder or indulgence in personal pleasures.

Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:12
#2
Myqpalzm's picture
Myqpalzm
You got dozen of music from

You got dozen of music from the golden age.

For the first time, I buyed an ice cream with no flavour.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 16:19
#3
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You won a gray ice cream truck which was fake

Today, I went sniping and shot a fox which was about to eat my head

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 17:14
#4
Myqpalzm's picture
Myqpalzm
You got the fox's head and a trophy.

I killed someone for the first time.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 17:20
#5
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You won a ticket to prison.

I did nothing.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 17:25
#6
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
A bag of money falls on your head.

I spent $100 banking all the online games I play.

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 19:25
#7
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You win a gold fox which is about to eat you now

I pull down Iamnoone's pants

Sat, 09/29/2012 - 22:26
#8
Yttriu's picture
Yttriu
You win a nice life-scarring image of Iamnoone's privates.

I created a Portal gun... in real life.

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 00:12
#9
Toxicblade's picture
Toxicblade

You win cake. Congratulations.

I walk away from an explosion while in slow motion without turning around to look at it.

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 02:46
#10
Abyssal-Flamberge's picture
Abyssal-Flamberge
You get hit by another

You get hit by another explosion.

I sold many things.

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 05:54
#11
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You get a ticket from the police and pay a fine

I punched everybody

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 10:15
#12
The-Chosen-Kill's picture
The-Chosen-Kill
Then Captain Falcon came and did his job to you....

I beat the final boss of SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 10:26
#13
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You win me as a boss and I beat you up

I slept

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 10:30
#14
The-Chosen-Kill's picture
The-Chosen-Kill
You die in a dream.

I jumped off a cliff

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 13:59
#15
Yttriu's picture
Yttriu
1 sheep... 2 sheep... 4923 sheep...

You won a ticket to the underworld.

I rode a dolphin.

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 14:16
#16
The-Chosen-Kill's picture
The-Chosen-Kill
You realized it was a shark (free pass to heaven)

I killed the Jelly King

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 18:00
#17
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You won nothing but goo

I shot everybody.

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 14:57
#18
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You win extreme silence and loneliness.

I craft some Mercurial Mail. (Really, I did earlier today.)

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 16:25
#19
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You got another one

I drived a bus and ran over people

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 19:57
#20
Weegeeftws's picture
Weegeeftws
......

You win the title of 'Cereal Killer' and a luxury single person hotel room in a mysterious place called 'Prison'. Sounds foreign, must be fancy.

I collect over 100,000 Cheese (Light Shards) in Spiral Knights.

~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 20:22
#21
Marazo's picture
Marazo

You earn a light shard

I become Chuck Norris

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 02:12
#22
Xxpapaya's picture
Xxpapaya
The papaya gives Marazo a gift

You become Chuck Norris, but you are transported to a parallel universe since there can't be a two of a person in one universe.

I was born XD

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 07:26
#23
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
unfrotunely :(

Pyro burned down the hopitle you were born in.

my video get more views than gang nah style

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 08:26
#24
Darklordskull's picture
Darklordskull
But it was deleted

i wrote this:

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤■== ● ● ● ۝ ۝ ۝ BOOM BOOM BOOM

POLARIS!!!!!!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 15:30
#25
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
Your polaris exploded unfortunatly

I was hired as a police and arested Snarby, Yuri, artist, atrum, dark, papaya, weegee, marazo, and toxic blade

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 01:01
#26
Aureate's picture
Aureate
Processing Thoughts of You Always

You get done for corruption.

I accidentally the thread.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 06:17
#27
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You get in prison

I went to Aureate's house, grabbed every single weapon and smashed it on his head. I also smashed a bazooka which was 10x bigger and smashed it on his face for good. I smashed it so hard, that his face exploded

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 07:18
#28
Grittle's picture
Grittle
You won a trip to death row!

I ate a 1lb burrito then ran a mile

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 13:16
#29
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
You hurled and died........

I plucked benightz's eyes with a tooth pick, made him eat them, then finished him by stabbing his heart with the same tooth pick that plucked out his eye. Its amazing what one tooth pick can do.

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 14:03
#30
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You won a gravestone that I could use for your funeral

I stole everybody's clothings, including the underwears.

Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:45
#31
Michaelb's picture
Michaelb
You joined a nudist camp. They were inspired.

I won 4/5 games in a state chess tournament.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:49
#32
Yttriu's picture
Yttriu
1 sheep... 2 sheep... 4923 sheep...

You won 4/5 of the trophy.

I won the Boston Marathon.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 14:13
#33
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You got a bull which is going to attack you

I set up the fire for the olympics

Tue, 10/16/2012 - 06:47
#34
Aureate's picture
Aureate
Processing Thoughts of You Always

You get sentenced to execution for accidentally killing Aureate's brother who you mistook for Aureate because you had no idea that Aureate was actually a girl and hence got arrested. However, you manage to succeed in an appeal on grounds of manslaughter rather than murder, which causes a public outcry because people think your actions were deliberate as you blew someone's face off. Your life goes down the drain afterwards as you are forced to subsist on a diet of crappy mushed peas and reformed chicken in jail, and then contract a rare form of scabies as a result of close contact with a horse. After that, all the other inmates laugh at you because they think you look silly, and then you are forcibly moved to a confinement cell to prevent the disease from ravaging the entire compound. Unfortunately it doesn't work and the disease worsens, causing you to begin to develop an unhealthy taste for brains. You manage to break out, infecting all the other prisoners in the process until someone whacks you with a crowbar. Ironically.

...I wrote a heartfelt post.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 13:08
#35
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
You get no love

I abused my job powers and shot everybody

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 14:59
#36
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
U accidently shoot yourself

I necro this thread

Sun, 02/03/2013 - 21:12
#37
Mzculet's picture
Mzculet
The thread necroed you.

I won something at troikamas.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 04:54
#38
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
It malfunctions in your hand and blows up

I shoot someone with a gamma ray

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 06:56
#39
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
YOU'RE SENT TO THE POUND IN YOUR BUTT JAIL.

I divided the universe by zero.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:03
#40
Immortous's picture
Immortous
You lose.

I gave no one two adult diapers to replace the mango-pants in the "Food Fight"...

Tue, 02/05/2013 - 20:14
#41
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
You failed! /tauntkil

I give Immortous a nuke that will blow up with contact with I am No one

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 05:24
#42
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
YOU'RE DOOMED

I tell Xxpapaya that i like Luguiru.

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 19:39
#43
Immortous's picture
Immortous

But the Papaya posts a thread about it revealing to everyone your secret infatuation with Luguiru.
Luguiru makes one of his signature posts involving You, some angry pilgrims, their rhinoceros steeds, and a walnut.

I pick a flower.

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 19:45
#44
Spold's picture
Spold

You eat a jar of mayonnaise.

You turn into mayonnaise. You are what you eat.

Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:12
#45
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Ok...

U get bonked

I get Iamnoone to this thread and nuke him.

Sat, 02/09/2013 - 05:15
#46
Fleet-Miss-Gun's picture
Fleet-Miss-Gun
YOU DIED

John dies at the end.

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