So... OOO?

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Egpnd's picture
Egpnd

Who's the next person in the Clockwork Confidentials list? Just wondering, its been a while. Or, you just ended it due to lack of questions.

Eurydice's picture
Eurydice
Community Manager
Next one will be in early

Next one will be in early November, it's looking like. It will be with one of the SK engineers!

Retequizzle's picture
Retequizzle
They should interview

They should interview me.

That'd be an interesting read, fo' sho.

EDIT: You can trust me, I'm an engineer.

Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
/sigh

I have seen the truth. Behold, the Retequizzle.

Vescrit's picture
Vescrit
Erectin' a dispenser!

We need a dispenser riiiiight here.

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Teleporter comin' right up.

Say, would this engineer be able to tell us exactly how the new Shards are balanced? (Yeah, you saw that one coming.)

Anyway, I can't wait to ask him or her, and I can't wait to refill ammo at the dispenser... heh, you won't hear the end of that one.

Draycos's picture
Draycos

Buildin' a Gun Puppy!

Glittertind
Endless engie-jokes, woo!

'AM MOVIN THIS.

Ehrm.
On a more serious note, I'm looking forward to hearing from the people that actually perform the changes.

Eltia's picture
Eltia
SK Engineer

Eury, can we arrange the next victi.. I meant, guest, to be the "Engineer" who engineered the new shard bombs please? Many thanks!

Engineer... that reminds me of those giant aliens from Prometheus...

Draycos's picture
Draycos

Somebody wanna wrassle up a balance patch right here?

Ubernerd's picture
Ubernerd
Might as well...

Does (s)he solve "practical problems?"

Canozo's picture
Canozo
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Cant wait to ask some more paradoxes.

Eurydice's picture
Eurydice
Community Manager
> Does (s)he solve "practical

> Does (s)he solve "practical problems?"

More practical problems than those that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy, yes.

Audeium's picture
Audeium
@Eury
Luguiru's picture
Luguiru

What happens when some big mean mother-hubbard wants to tear them a structurally superfluous new behind?

Eurydice's picture
Eurydice
Community Manager
Chickenuggetz: Ubernerd was

Chickenuggetz: Ubernerd was referencing "Meet the Engineer."

Eurydice's picture
Eurydice
Community Manager
> What happens when some big

> What happens when some big mean mother-hubbard wants to tear them a structurally superfluous new behind?

Use a gun.

Canozo's picture
Canozo
--

"Use a gun."

And if that don't work?

Eurydice's picture
Eurydice
Community Manager
Use MORE gun.

Use MORE gun.

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar

Use more gun. Like, say, a heavy caliber tripod mounted little ol' number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope...

Not pointed at YOU.

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar

Heavy: "What was noise?"

Doc: "Ze sound of me double posting, my friend."

Dukeplatypus's picture
Dukeplatypus
:O Eury doubleposted! Le

:O Eury doubleposted! Le gasp!

Autofire's picture
Autofire
@Duke

LOL XD

Oh, and no, not MORE gun, but...something....something more powerful....is better.....

PK STAAAAAAAAARSTOOOOOORRRM!!!!!

Retequizzle's picture
Retequizzle
With all these Youtube video

With all these Youtube video posts and TF2 references, I'm starting to think you all don't believe I'm actually an engineer.

...

I have a case of the sads now.

Moonsoon's picture
Moonsoon
It's true, the man's an

It's true, the man's an engineer. I know because it's true.
Give the man his interviews. I'll start;

What angle type do you like best?
Personally i dig obtuse. More protractin' for the action

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Oh, we know you're a real engineer.

But we've all just been playing too much TF2.

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Need a dispenser here!

But seriously, when's the Clockworks Confidential?

Mcdp's picture
Mcdp
I think soon

I think soon. Not sure

Archduke-Of-Stupid's picture
Archduke-Of-Stupid
If more gun dont work..

THEN BOOLETS HAPPEN.