[CLOSED] CONTEST: Win a million crowns by killing a tier-2 boss?!

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Linkalee's picture
Linkalee

Since Guild Wars 2 has pretty much consumed my free time, I don't play Spiral Knights anymore, and my crowns and accessories are starting to rot. So I've decided to hold a contest with them, based around the one shining gem in my Spiral Knights career:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnNd04tGZqI

That's right. Whoever can get the fastest time soloing the Roarmulus Twins with nothing but an Ash of Agni equipped, using it for both switching AND DPS, wins one million crowns. Second place wins a Sniped Stranger Hat, and third place gets a commemorative Azure Guardian Crest. That video proves that it IS possible, but the video's very sloppy, and I know there are people out there who can get the job done much faster than I. And I'd like to see just how much time such people could trim off that fight.

RULES (check Edit section for updated rules):
1. Only one person is allowed in the fight. Any more would change the battle mechanics too much, and I feel it'd give an unfair advantage.
2. Any equipment is fine, as long as a five-star Ash of Agni is used as the main weapon for the fight, and no other weapons are equipped. Please show a segment at the beginning of the fight of inspecting your character and going over your equipment so that myself and others can see what you were using. Make sure that the text is at least legible, if it isn't, then list it in your entry post and still make a segment going over it in the video to see that your items could fit your description.
3. I am allowing trinkets for this, to help level the playing field against max-UV people.
4. No vials other than pills and remedy are to be used, no deaths, clean fight, etc.
5. The deadline will be a month from now, on November 15th. I'm not a big stickler for due dates, so if you have something that's really special and you submit it a day late, that's fine. Two days is pushing it though.

SUMBISSION FORM:
1. Your in-game name that I can mail prizes to.
2. Link to the video you're submitting.
3. Time in raw seconds of how long the fight took, from the moment the floor becomes available for block destruction to the start of the Twins' death animation. This is to make it easier for me to sort out prospective winners, and I find raw seconds to be easier to manipulate than minutes:seconds, as I WILL watch and time all videos that have the potential to win to double-check fight times and make sure no rules were broken, so rounding down your time won't help you there. And rounding up, why would you do a silly thing like that?
4. Any comments you'd like to make about your performance (What you liked, what you thought you did poorly, what you weren't expecting, list of equipment, can I have 300 crowns, etc.)

Questions and comments are welcome below. Spread the word! I'm not very active on the forums and college is consuming my life, so I probably won't respond much and I might be slow with confirming a winner and getting rewards out, but I am serious about this. If a few weeks pass after the deadline and I haven't said anything, feel free to leave me angry profile messages at http://steamcommunity.com/id/linkalee/ and I will try to get my act together and get to judging entries. Or just throw them to my assistant, either way.

Good luck, stay awesome, and long live Churro Dynasty, the best guild ever. Even though it died a long time ago, it still lives on in my, spleen, why not.

EDIT:
A secondary weapon is allowed for running the levels, but it should not appear in the boss fight save for the equipment inspection screen.
The prize for third place is now 100k crowns.
2-4* bombs of the Ash of Agni line are allowed. The fastest time with such a bomb will earn the Azure Guardian Crest as well as any other prizes earned normally, even if the entry doesn't place.
Only the Ash of Agni line of bombs is allowed, but any modifications by gear, trinkets, and UV's are also allowed.
The contest has been extended until December 25, 2012. Provided the world doesn't end beforehand.

Qwez's picture
Qwez
Hmmm....

Would it be possible to do this with an alternative haze bomb?
Ex: Stagger Storm, Freezing Vaporizer, Plasma Capacitor, Toxic Vaporizer mkII.

Interesting nevertheless.

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Qwez

I'd like to keep it to just the Ash of Agni, as I'm not sure about other bombs' DPS in comparison to it. I was thinking of allowing the Voltaic Tempest as well, as the shock would pulse less, but possibly for more damage against the constructs. But I'm sure one would dominate if a DPS difference was found in entry times, and people who submitted the other (particularly if it was the Ash of Agni) would feel shammed. And the entire reason I started killing bosses using only an Ash of Agni was because of the love I developed for the bomb as I was crafting it, and I wanted to prove its effectiveness and test its limits. So to keep things simple, I'm going to limit the contest to just that particular bomb.

Though I'm not sure on allowing, say, a four-star Fiery Atomizer as well. The four- and five- star versions both cause minor fire, so the DPS shouldn't be too much different, but then I feel like I should offer some kind of bonus prize to someone doing it with a sizeable disadvantage. Which then complicates which entries I deliver the prize to. Just ones that make it into the top three? The top four-star bomb user in general? Would that encourage people to use a four-star bomb to try to win a prize that would have less competitors? What would that prize be, anyway? It complicates things, so I cut it out, but if there are a good number of people wanting to use lesser fire bombs, I might retool prizes to include them as well, we'll see.

Canine-Vladmir's picture
Canine-Vladmir
so....

What if someone has a Ash of Agni with Construct Dmg VH, Slime Dmg VH, CTR VH? etc.

Glacies's picture
Glacies
You could just use a Mad

You could just use a Mad Bomber Set with Damage Bonus: Bomb Medium and have the same effect, Canine.

I'd be up for this, hopefully Fraps doesn't mess up.

Just a quick question, would we be able to carry a weapon along up until the boss? I honestly don't want to be stuck with AoA up until the boss.

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Canine-Vladmir, @Glacies

Do damage bonuses count toward status damage? I don't think that the AoA has range enough to hit the heads with the actual blast, or at least I didn't see any damage numbers appear for it. I'm curious to see if someone'll figure out some way to hit them with the blast, that'll make this loads easier if it's possible.

And I'd prefer running the level without any other weapons equipped, but running it with a friend and having them help you through. It's fun in the jelly palace, but it is obnoxious running with just a bomb in the munitions factory with all the switches. Videos will be reviewed for any illegal content, so I suppose it's fine to bring a secondary weapon for the levels and never pull it out for the main fight.

Autofire's picture
Autofire
Question!!! (Quoted from Chuck Quizmo in the PM games)

I have a 4* fire vaporizer bomb. Will that still be eligible?

Pokermint's picture
Pokermint
Other bombs legitimate? Ash

Other bombs legitimate? Ash of Agni worth's a week and half run for f2ps

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Autofire, @Pokermint

I think what I'll do for four-star bomb people is make third place worth 100k instead, and give the crest to the person with the top time using a 2-4* bomb in addition to any prizes they'd get normally. So if you were using a Fiery Atomizer and won third place, you'd get 100k, but also the crest for doing so with a four-star bomb. And even if you didn't place, if you were the fastest time with such a bomb, you'd still get the crest for your efforts. I'll edit that into the edit section in the main post.

That should also help people who don't want to spend a week and a half getting an Ash of Agni just for this contest. The deadline's not for another four weeks, so there should be plenty of time to craft a bomb and get a few practice runs in. I just worry about people who first get wind of this a week before it's due, but there's nothing I can do to prevent that from happening no matter what, so. I do want to keep bombs to just the AoA line to keep DPS and playstyles consistent though. Methods, skill, and experience are more what this contest's about, though I will let people tinker with their CTR and resistances with their gear. I don't see damage bonus stats being a big influence, since I don't think it's possible to hit the heads with the main blast of the AoA, but we'll see.

TLDR: Yes. No.

Mysteryzx's picture
Mysteryzx
hehehe :P

link and link

I've been trying to do all this for quite some time now :P I haven't done it in a while though....should be fun going back to that. Might as well add me while you're at it, I've always enjoyed finding people who could do it :P or even tried for that matter, though I'm standing by what I said in that first link, snarby is in fact harder to beat than the twins :P they only need timing...you have to keep dodging snarby. Either way it was fun the first time around, I'm sure I could do it again :P especially since I narrowed down the times for every boss with JUST those, not sure when if I do get to it though.

Autofire's picture
Autofire
Okay, thank you! ^^

I need to get my recorder out! (Starts opening millions of boxes) WHERE THE HECK IS THAT DAMN RECORDER!!? (No, I actually know where it is. :P )

Snarbykiller's picture
Snarbykiller
nooooooooooooo did this once

nooooooooooooo did this once but didn't record aaaarrrrgggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Mysteryzx

Sorry I've been absent, I've been having computer issues.

The second link isn't working for me. And yeah, I thought I was so special, doing something my friends simply laughed at and waved away... I'm glad I'm not the only one doing so though. And you could post your original video if you want, I think you did only use an Ash of Agni for it and I don't have any date restrictions. I'd alert other people who've made a video for it in the past, but I can't find any other than you, heh. And I haven't even launched Spiral Knights for months, but feel free to add me on Steam if you want. And I honestly found the Snarbolax much easier, there's a spot you can stand on the map that avoids everything but the random spike spread, targeted tunneling, and targeted chomping, and you can shield/dodge/run from those pretty easily. I ran it deathless my first attempt and didn't think it was worth a video upload, so I just took a screenshot at http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=74492393

AND AND AND... that's it. :P

EDIT: After watching your Snarbolax video, it looks like you did everything right. And you also didn't use any pills, whereas I used two, that might be why I don't remember it being very hard. Though I also got lazy and used my elevator pass to spam Snarbolax runs for money for a while, to the point where I knew what he'd do before he did, so that probably helped as well.

Mysteryzx's picture
Mysteryzx
there :P

fixed the link, and uh...those ARE my original videos...but yeah, I decided I wouldn't upload a video unless I could do it without dying, hence the reason I only have those so far :P and why there is no video for Vana yet...though honestly I'm still waiting to see videos faster than I could do it :P dying or not, I originally put mine up for show, and to prove to people back during that time that you could kill them like that, never really heard much about anyone else ever doing it, so I began to wonder if anyone actually could do it faster than I did. I still enjoy finding people that do stuff like this though, always fun knowing you're not the only one wanting to do it :P

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Mysteryzx

I meant make an official entry form thing with your Roarmulus video, though the only information I don't have at this point is the raw time, which I could just get myself, really. And yeah, that's the entire reason I made this as well, but for Vanaduke, hm. I suppose if I still have leftover prizes from this, we could collaborate and put some kind of contest together to fish out people who really could try to run it faster. Though something like Vanaduke involves much more time, effort, and monetary cost than just the Roarmulus Twins, so I think the objective there would be to guarantee prizes for people who are actually crazy enough to submit something, and offer something smaller for best times. I could see it working though, with all the rich people wandering around with nothing left to do, so hm.

Pawsmack's picture
Pawsmack
UGH

Found this on Nov. 7 :/ I'm too late now... I can't craft an Ash of Igni that quickly. D:

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Pawsmack

I'm honestly considering extending it another month or so. I knew I wouldn't get many entries, but only having one from someone who did it beforehand that I contacted myself about entering seems a bit ridiculous. I asked my friends to advertise, but I don't have that many friends, it seems... I assume the people who showed interest are terrible procrastinators and waiting until the deadline to submit anything, but if I don't get two more entries by the 15th, I'll extend the deadline it until Christmas.

Darkbrady's picture
Darkbrady
AoA vastly outdamages VT

AoA vastly outdamages VT against solo targets, even constructs, to whomever posted about that earlier.

Also, I would do this but don't have any recording software that doesn't lag me down to 2fps. I have fraps but that only runs 30sec at a time.

Read the youtube comment though; I'd be up for a shiver only Vana fight (but...mask phases?); reckon that'd be fun, but same problem with recording.

Should allow a duo run so one of us can record :D

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Darkbrady

I used to use WeGame to record things a year or two ago, though I think you need to be a premium user now or something to record at better resolutions. Dxtory coupled with the Lagarith Lossless codec I can't recommend enough, though the free version leaves a giant watermark and it costs 3600 yen to remove it (about $45 looking it up).

I was kind of joking about a Shiver-only Vana fight, but if you want to try it, definitely be sure to get a video, it'd be amazing to watch. Maybe use a Tempest against mask phases?

Shadowknifer
I don't have Ash. Only

I don't have Ash. Only Shiver. D=

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Shadowknifer

Welp, you'll have time to grab a fire haze bomb now, I'm extending the deadline to Christmas. Hopefully there'll be enough breaks in school and work schedules between now and then for people to devote more time to personal projects now.

Shadowknifer
Could I do it in Shiver, and

Could I do it in Shiver, and then add 5 minutes onto my official time?

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
@Shadowknifer

Sorry, I'm only allowing fire haze bombs for this contest. If you really want to make an entry, but don't have one and don't want to put any effort into getting a nice one, you can pick up a two-star Fiery Vaporizer for less than 2k crowns; it has the same chance to cause the same strength of fire as the Ash of Agni, but with a much smaller range and less ability to kill scuttlebots with the blast. Of course I'd recommend something better than that, but it's still doable, and considering the lack of entries thus far, it's fairly likely you'll win SOMEthing just for posting a successful run at this point. We'll see how the next month pans out.

Shadowknifer
Mmmmm. Alright, challenge

Mmmmm. Alright, challenge accepted, 2 star bomb time! >=D

Vagueabond's picture
Vagueabond
I'll give this a shot at some

I'll give this a shot at some point. Great idea!

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
Results!

Alright, looks like Mysteryzx is the unopposed winner. I'll be mailing out prize money tomorrow, as well as checking for stragglers.

Linkalee's picture
Linkalee
Contest now closed. Congratulations Mysteryzx!

Upon reviewing the footage, Mysteryzx used a vial to hit a swith, but I'm not a jerk, so it's still a valid entry and he wins the first prize of a million crowns. Congratulations!

Amuses me, all the people who took interest but never submitted anything... Oh well, it made judging easy and I can keep my shinies now. Thank you to all who saw this and took interest, thank you to all who at least put in the effort to try, thank you to all who helped spread the word, thank you everyone, and good luck to you in your future endeavors.

Mahatma-Gandhi's picture
Mahatma-Gandhi
I ran it several times but my

I ran it several times but my steam kept crashing in the middle of the battle :(
It doesn't like roar twins, it gets all laggy.
~Shadowknifer

Mahatma-Gandhi's picture
Mahatma-Gandhi
I ran it several times but my

I ran it several times but my steam kept crashing in the middle of the battle :(
It doesn't like roar twins, it gets all laggy.
~Shadowknifer

Shycoboy's picture
Shycoboy
I give this thread a bump.

Thank you for the wise words, Gandhi.