How to be a pro at SK

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Brychan's picture
Brychan

It is very simple:

  • If you die in PvE blame "Lag"
  • If you die in PvP blame "AA"
  • New!
    • Whut? I got this VH/Max! UV on my first roll
    • The price of CE is insane! Why cant the developers work for free from my house?!

Under no circumstances accept that you may have made a mistake or that someone may have out smarted you and your tactics! Go forth, and be pro :¬D

Canine-Vladmir's picture
Canine-Vladmir

:} your not a Pro, are you?

Icegill's picture
Icegill
YUM!

Another judgmental forum user. Hi, I eat people like you........ literally.

Oatmonster's picture
Oatmonster
Lick

As far as I know, nobody is "pro" at Spiral Knights. If you know somebody who's profession is playing Spiral Knights, feel free to let me know.

Shovelheadmcgee's picture
Shovelheadmcgee
Stuffs

Same Icegill. Say, can you pass the syrup my judgemental forum user is a little bland....

Dukeplatypus's picture
Dukeplatypus
Sounds about right, OP. Good

Sounds about right, OP. Good job.

Valentine-Vk's picture
Valentine-Vk
10/10 would read again

10/10

would read again

Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar

I apologize for not having a perfect computer like yourself, but there's this thing called money that I don't have available to spend on a $10000 supercomputer.

Retequizzle's picture
Retequizzle
So, here I am - currently

So, here I am - currently stroking my goatee while at the same time polishing my monocle so I can re-read what you said, but while doing so, I have to ask... who are you again?

Wodanct's picture
Wodanct

Taking donations of a $1300ish computer with at least high end i5 core, 1 tb HD, 240 gb SSD, at least $200 graphics card, windows 7 64 bit or better OS (lol better windows OS I made a funny), 8 gigs of ram, and a good internet connection so I can play Spiral Knights without lag... When I get that I probably won't be around here anymore for awhile. xD

Fehzor's picture
Fehzor
^

Lol Wodanct, 1300 USD for that? You're getting ripped off. But then, I would say that.

Brychan's picture
Brychan
If you are honestly having

If you are honestly having problems running spiral knights without lag (via low FPS) I recommend checking out this thread:

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/62691

In-fact if you haven't done these tweaks before I would at least recommend increasing the memory that SK uses! You will have problems trying to do these tweaks on OSX with Steam and 64bit Java, but any other setup and these tweaks work very well, and made an almost unplayable game, playable (for me).

Back to (joke) topic, I have one more tip for you:

  • If you are having problems managing your finances, blame the price of CE.

I am a fountain of wisdom, and you are my water - got any pro tips? Let me know!

Divine-Slayer's picture
Divine-Slayer
welp i do agree...

welp i do agree with Oatmonster but the only reason why ppl are hard to beat in LD and the only reason why they can solo bosses is beacuse they are game fiends, they spend every minute of their lives playing sk and trying to be the best they can when at the end it doesnt matter because tht doesnt win u anything (just saying)

Ailment's picture
Ailment
Wait...

So you are implying that people like me, who spend the few hours they have every day to themselves, have no life by playing SK and being able to solo Vana/be good at LD?

Generalization at it's finest.

Darkbrady's picture
Darkbrady
Wow, Divine-Slayer, just wow.

Wow, Divine-Slayer, just wow. Have you any idea how shallow and stupid you just sounded saying that?

/me is appalled

Tokxin's picture
Tokxin
I think he was just making an

I think he was just making an un-offensive sweeping generalisation :-) no need to pitchfork the dude! :-D

Some people are naturally good at 'things', others put a lot of time into it... whilst some are both naturally good and put time into it. A whole bunch of other factors but I would say its a good general rule.

I am most definitely a pro, I only die from lag and the people who kill me in LD always have uber UV/AA - otherwise I am teh 1337... so stand back :-D

Also, Brychan, I would add:

  • Whut? I got this VH/Max! UV on my first roll
Divine-Slayer's picture
Divine-Slayer
wait woah wait

i never said any names here thats just my opinion i neverasked any one to agree with it thats the point of opinions . So i never said u were a fien Ailment and im not asking you how i sounded Darkbrady so yeah... :D

Darkbrady's picture
Darkbrady
Actually, you never stated an

Actually, you never stated an opinion, you posted it as fact:

the only reason why ppl are hard to beat in LD......they spend every minute of their lives playing sk

That's not opinion. You're free to say "I think people obsess over the game too much" but that's most certainly not what you said. Fact is, some people can be godmode in pvp w/ hardly any gametime clocked by being naturally good or learning tricks quickly, getting lucky with UVs and taking advantage of an advantage...also, you get people who can put thousands of hours into the game and four figures in cash and still have nothing to show for it in game. Overplaying a game is largely irrelevant to success in a game like this. Go "state your opinion" on a point-and-click game where hours are all that matters.

Brychan's picture
Brychan
No need to argue gents, lets

No need to argue gents, lets keep this thread on topic! This is about how to be a pro at SK.

Hi Retequizzle, I am Brychan... I am also so pro, whut you don't know who I am?! That needs to go in... I'll add it next time to the first post, I could do with more suggestions form the crowd. I'll put in touch with my monocle cleaner btw.

  • Lawl! You don't know who I am? (then run off into the distance)
  • Hello noobs, look at your knight, now back to me, now back at your knight, now back to me

Oki maybe i stole the last one ~

Raisinfist's picture
Raisinfist
Hm.

On a more serious note...

Some people call me pro for having mastered simple things like not dying.
What do you think it makes to be a quoteprounqute?

Divine-Slayer's picture
Divine-Slayer
wait

well like i said its my opinion because i said it and thats how i feel so yeah you can keep arguing wether its an opinion or not when in the end i wrote it and thats what i was feeling when i wrote it

also being a pro is playing the way you like to play not the way others play so if you have a way of playing that is different from the way that others play then congratulations your a pro :D

Luguiru's picture
Luguiru
"Pro" is subjective

But if you were to ask me, it would depend on your primary weapon type:

Sword

  • Able to deal high damage to high health targets (Lumbers, Trojans, etc.) without interrupting other party members
  • Picking enemies off gunners and bombers in close range if they are already nearby
  • Able to chain combos with other team members (Troika tennis, etc.)
  • Uses at least one of the following well:
    • GFaust
    • Calibur (Levithan or Vanquisher)
    • Cutter (WHunting or DVenom)
    • Troika (especially Sudaruska)

Gun

  • Highly competent in strafing
  • Uses Pulsars competently
  • Uses Alchemers over Autoguns for damage (except Pepperbox)
  • Uses Valiance as a sidearm (or at least has one and uses it every once in a while)

Bomb

  • Highly competent in strafing
  • Carries at least one Vaporizer (preferably Venom/Voltaic; excludes Shivermist)
  • Uses Graviton
  • Uses Mad Bomber as a full set
  • Does not rely on Blast/Barrage lines for >70% damage output

Then the little things like being able to shield bump without spamming things everywhere, being a team player, and not being a clone.

Darkbrady's picture
Darkbrady
Divine, if you go around life

Divine, if you go around life spouting out your opinion as fact, you won't get very far and are likely to get lynched. You're welcome to have an opinion, but whether you like it or not you have to make the distinction between when you state your opinion and otherwise. Time to get a grip on life, it is important.

To give an example; your second comment on #20 is either false or another opinion which you've stated as fact~

Oatmonster's picture
Oatmonster
Lick

"Pro" means "proffesional" which means you earn a living doing it or it is your proffesion. Silly internet people.

Brychan's picture
Brychan
Its true Oatmonster, you may

Its true Oatmonster, you may notice people using the word to imply that someone is so good at something they could be paid to do it.

Bella-Donna's picture
Bella-Donna
Pro

well i know someone who uses SK accessories to trade for CE to trade for steam games.