It is a matter of national security.
Discuss.
Pumpkin Hats.
@Omnizoa Didn't you hear him? It's a matter of national security. If you don't know what he's talking about, then you clearly don't have the security clearance to participate in this discussion.
Now, back to the matter at hand: The condor is in the nest. Alert the agents
Warning: The Love Puppy has encountered Gremgineers. Mewkats may be required.
Tactical Mewkat Strike has been authorized. Brace yourself, Love Puppy.
Roarmulus Twins on the horizon. We can't hold the position for much longer, we need reinforcements NOW!
Loading pie bombers now... send coordinates for airstrike. over.
Someone set us up the Proto Bomb. We get Recons. Oh, it's you! All your Havens are belong to us!
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Uhm yeah that's right. mhm... yep I'm pretty sure..
Anomalies detected, analyzing....
Phantom Wave confirmed, abort operation immediately.
Pit Bull to Honcho: We got the recons. Sending over to Regent Glacier. Over.
Pumpkin's on the house.
Neutralized pumpkin.
Target is now in the jelly, I repeat, Target is now in the jelly!
Over.
Have you guys been, uh... drinking out of the fountain again? Because I don't think the GMs changed their bathwater...
Operation "Snipes in the Fountain" engaged! Requesting back-up artillery, over!
Artillery has been engaged. Requesting evac for team howlitzer. Be warned, target is still in the jelly
Trojan Prince, requesting coordinates for team howlitzer. Bogeys on coordinates Alpha four, zero six zero, zero four zero. Degrees of forty five. Requesting howlitzer squad move to Beta four, zero five zero, zero four zero for evac. Request immediate artillery support. Bogeys incoming on the green screen. Over!
We have had reports of spies for Big Orange. Some people in Haven apparently wearing pumpkins on their heads. Requesting backup! Over.
Estimated Time arrival of the 500,000 gremilins : 5 minutes, Vanaduke the mighty :15 minutes
Sending in 1000000 papayas carrying the plant plague (which turns you into a plant), ETA: 1 papaya
Sending in 200,000 sexy pumpkins that dance to cheer up the papayas and gremlins.
Sending in 100,000,000,000,000,000 ayapap (doppelgangers of papayas :P)
Stagger Storms incoming...
The PK's taken a direct hit!
The haze is clearing...
AHHHHHH
We have sightings of overly large sized snipes in our air space! Request anti-snipe artillery!
Anti-snipe artillery granted.
Sending EVAC team in at 1600.
Over.
ALERT! ALERT! Swarms of Skolver clones are invading HAVEN!!!! ALERTING AGENT IMPOSTO-BOND
REQUESTING ASSISTANCE!!
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
THE THREAD HAS LEFT THE FIRST PAGE!
(not anymore)
Sending in "BUMPS" (Bristle Unicycle Making People Snarbolax)
BUMPS has used, advise using sound grenades and needles, over.
*beep*
Activating top-secret sleep bombs in three, tw-OH NO! MISFIRE! MISFI-zzzzzzzzzz.....
ugh... how long have I been asleep?
What day is it... Has operation BUMP already finished...
*PK Jumps out*
All operatives are down! Commence project Pie! (People Insulting Enchiladas)
..........what?