^ Smell like my mom.
< Completely slow.
v About to insult me.
^ Smell like my mom.
< Completely slow.
v About to insult me.
^ Is not insulted.
< Has to be very upset by someone or something to be insulting.
v Has been insulted by me.
^ Wrong again.
< and ^ never met in-game
V and < met in-game
^ never even heard of you
< is a hungry slime
v gets eaten by me
^ Got owned by my Faust, Masky's Vengeful Quills with advanced shadow harness, Sentenza, and Dark Retribution.
< Owned a humanoid jelly-thingy.
V Is another jelly thingy
^ nope
< is a mewkat thingy
v is petting <
^is a mewkat?!_ < Hugs mewkat _ v Hunts mewkats
^ is wrong and does it wrong
< purrs at ^
v wants to pet <
^ might have flees
< doesn't want to pet a flee ridden wolver
v is afraid the flees might be dropping on their head
^ Do you mean Battle Sprites or real fleas?
< laughs
V is afraid of fleas and Battle Sprites
^ Should stay away from fleas because they carry diseases.
< Doesn't like fleas but not scared to get rid of them.
v Saw a flea at least once in their lifetime.
^ Is wrong.
< Shutters at the mental image of fleas.
v Hates their neighbor enough to throw fleas in their neighbor's yard.
^ Guess me wrong...
< Want to jump high like flea. So he don't need to walk the stairs...
v Is holding a bug spray... In hope that v can kill flea with it.
^ hands < a can of bug spray.
< is armed and ready for flea action!
v will fight for the same cause.
^ knows that fleas don't really do much
< doesn't even has fleas and is again, a mewkat
v also wants to pet <
^ Lies
< Knows that ^ is a Wolver. But < also likes cute T1 Wolvers and will proceed to pet ^ on the head
V Is something.
^ Is right.
< Caught a lot of flea to roast them into a delicious (?) dish
v Will try my food and get diarrhea.
^
< Thinks about Snyder's of Hanover Hot Buffalo Wing Pretzel Pieces all the time.
v Wants some (sorry, I suffer from chip addiction)
^ Loves their chips.
< Wants to eat Fritos Bar-B-Que Twists or Bugles.
v Likes to eat chips too.
^has a desire to eat chips
< is not hungry at the moment
V has a "r" in their name
↑ Failed. So we'll ignore that. So ↑ above ↑ is correct
← has a "R" in ←'s name.
↓ likes things.
^ Is somebody I don't know yet.
< Likes many things.
v Is responsible.
↑ Made a sort of incomplete post
← is responsible for what?
↓ will give ← all of ↓'s love.
^ Want somebody to love.
< Won't give all of <'s love to ^. But can care ^ a bit...
v if v is ^ then ^ will say < is mean.
^ Is mean
< is having a nerdgasm from the new update announcement
V has no idea what < means.
^ happens to be mute
< is tentatively joining this game
v always lies
^ is right
< Has been playing SK since 9999999999999999999999999999 BC
V is totally jealous of <
^ "We’ve recently made some big, exciting changes to Spiral Knights. Now that the dust is beginning to settle, I’d like to take a moment and tell you about some of the other projects we have in store for SK.
Arcade Redux
After a great deal of evaluation we’ve decided to change the way the Arcade will work and the purpose it will serve to the SK community. After introducing missions, the Arcade has become a place of redundancy. It has also suffered from the recent sprite update, relying on mineral leftovers from the community.
Over several patches, we intend to transform the Arcade into the place it has always aspired to be:
- A sandbox-type experience where unexpected things can happen
- A place where players can farm materials and items in between missions
- A feature that gives players some degree of control over the experience
Modified Rank Mission Campaign
The Rank Mission campaign is going to be receiving an update that continues the story of the Artifact and introduces a new primary antagonist for the Spiral Knights. The framework for this story will allow us to further expand Rank Missions post-Vanguard.
New Tier 3 Boss
A new mission arc will be incorporated following the events of the Firestorm Citadel that will include a new boss monster for players to challenge.
Challenge Mode
In addition to the exciting features we have planned for the Arcade and Rank Missions, we're busy working on an all-new 'challenge mode' that will allow players to work as a team in cooperative scenarios and compete with other teams for a high score. Challenge mode will also feature rewards for those that really excel.
More to Come!
This isn't all that we have in store for you, it's just all we can talk about right now. Many more exciting features are on the way! Keep an eye out here on the Spiral Knights forums for details on the above projects, and more.
So as always, thanks for playing Spiral Knights!"
< Hi.
v The whole thing above is Nick's post.
^ Copied Nick's announcement word-for-word
< sighs deeply. Real nice, ^
V is Nick
^ Said that I'm mean.
< Give ^ some cookie not biscuit. I found it from granny pocket.
v Want biscuit.
^ was killed shortly after posting
< ate some biscuits and cookies with milk
V cannot count in binary
^ is sadly correct
< is studying homework and physics
V is a terrorist
^ will get attacked by snipes in Haven
< is Egyptian sun god
v is secretly Jim Dale
^Is crazy for thinking im Jim Dale.
< Have blue chef set in game and so start giving cookies to:
Himself,Xspiral-Ace,Himself,Lamnoon,Himself,Pipipipipi,Himself,Thowardz,Himself,Retaq,Himself and Xtweeterx.
v Dindn't got named and want a cookies.
^ Is wrong. But in a good way
< /thank ^
V is jealous that V doesn't get a cookie unless V's name is on ^'s list.
^ likes cookie
< Know that bread can make cookie softer...
v Disagree.
^ Wong
< Didn't know bread makes cookie softer
V like cupcakes
^ Is true.
< Is not Cupcae-God.
v Will capture me and force me to cook him cupcake?
^ Wrong... AGAIN!
< is tired of proving people wrong
V is a brony who is taking this 'cupcake' thing the wrong way... < will present proof later.
^ Da!
< Saaaaandvich and meeee going to beat your {REDACATED}!
v Is a tiny baby mann.
^ Got pwned by a tiny baby mann.
< washing his hands in blood
V likes eating balut but is afraid to admit it
^ Wot?
< Has not idea what balut is
V will explain
^ thinks < knows what balut is but is wrong
< thinks maybe it is a pokemon
v kills magicarps in his/her spare time
^ wonders what a balut is
< favorite pokemon is magicarp
v likes magicarp just as much
^ Should come with < to go fishing at Pallet Town with our Old Rods.
< Catches and releases Magikarp for fun but was seriously tackled one time. O.o(It knows how to tackle??? It hurts! X.X)
v Eats Roast Magikarp with their favorite fire pokemon.
^ Too bad
< Detests cheese, but does like Pizza, Cheetos, Doritos, or anything else. But not stuff like cheeseburgers. Also just made a new page.
V Hates me/thinks I'm weird. Also the first to post on my new page.