^ Is losing the Cookie game
< Cracked long ago
v Is doing the Kirby Dance <(^_^)> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> ^(^_^)^
The ^,<,v Game!
^ is losing more than me
< is the Dark Shadowlord
V will be pwned
^ Is a little like me when I used to post on forums 24/7
< Kinda misses being able to post all the time.
V Is eating toast.
^ wrong I'm not eating toast
< misses when ^ used to be able to post all the time
v wants a puppy
^ Doesn't have a nose on his avatar
< Has a very knightly nose on his avatar
v Is a shoe-horn
^ was close
< is CHAOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
v gets CHAOS blasted
^ Is a Chao! =P
< Is hungry.
v Is Farrokh Bulsara reincarnated.
^ is too nice to be amusing
< is too bored to be nice
v is hopefully amusing enough to beat my boredom
^ your boredom lives on
< I'm not remotely amusing and why I sit in the corner and plays with myself
v is eating pizza
^ Is not amusing
< http://imgur.com/gkO7A (A.K.A. Not eating pizza)
v Probably wants my left over pizza
^ meant exists in children's nightmares
< exists to game and play
v meant exists in game form only
^ IS a child's nightmare
< Is about to break out his secret weapon in 'The Cookie Game'.... <3
v Just ate a wrench wand
^ made me cut my throat from the inside
< my stuffing becomes heavy as it absorbs the blood
v has wet stuffing falling on their head
^ Is still a stuffed creature.
< Is opening an umbrella.
v Has wet stuffing falling on their head.
^ tells secrets told in the confidence of friendships
< has just become sad
v is going to be tickled to death
^ Is a time traveller who saw my death
< Now knows about my tickle death, and so I can avoid it
v Is a hat
^ Is a sock.
< Has the flu...
v Is going to be eaten by a hippopotamus.
^ has a wish from me to feel better soon
< wants to hide from all the buttheads in the world
v isn't one of those buttheads
^ Has discovered my secret identity.
< Is a horse. Rawr.
v Is going to email me a llama.
^ is terribly mistaken about the contents of the email.
< is sad that no one looks at his Suggestions threads because it's so much easier to pick apart 'bad' threads than it is to build upon 'good' ones.
V hasn't listened to this.
^ guild rat
< has become disturbed
v is clueless
^ Is killed by Spartans
< Is killed by Spartans
v Is killed by Spartans
^ left a pile of dead people
< revives
v is happy I didn't kill them
^ is unable to kill me
< really should be doing homework right now
v read this post
^ Fails a whole semester
< From cracked.com
v Is nuked
^ plays with dangerous weapons
< is glowing in the dark
v needs an umbrella. The fallout is coming.
^ Doesn't have any umbrellas
< In the doctor's TARDIS
v Is killed by Weeping Angels
^ will miss me
< rests not so peacefully
v is supposed to be doing homework
The compiler's brain just got [beeped]. There are no 'v' or '^' s in Brain[beep].
^ is a wannabe, wishing for true life
< is doing homework (in theory)
v appreciates talented vocalism.
^ Is a glowing rock.
< Looks like this IRL
v Erased all their homework.
^ Is the best knight
< Is a zombie spy
v Is a troll
^ is a tale tail
< lives under a bridge
v owes me a toll
^ Is an epic FAIL!
< exist
v is a wolver.
^ Partially right
< IS REVIVED!
v Doesn't care I'm back ;_;
^ wrong cauz
< me carez
v but he might not :/
^ But he's wrong
< Cause I care...a little
V But this guy cares none.
^ is mostly correct
< pays so little attention that he can't truly care
v probably cares more than <
^ has no idea what to care about
< has forgotten myself
v can't forget me because he doesn't know me
^ Ask him, "What if the world actually is ended?"
< Ask him, "But the afterlife is the same as the world?"
v Is conspiracy Keanu.
^ Is right.
< "What if oxygen is a poisonous gas and more 80 years to kill us"
v *gasps at his face*
^ is right
< "What if conspiracy keanu just asks stupid question but actually researched for it and knew the answer? -Philsoraptor
v is philsoraptor
^ Should probably go read the last page in "I Stole The Cookie" to find out.
< Is conquering with the power of the (hershey's) kiss in "Food Fight!"
v Is gonna crack.