...what would they say?
-Cautery Blade: USE ME
-Gran Faust: ...heads...
-Divine Avenger: HALLELUJAH!!!
-Blitz Needle: Time for your acupuncture appointment!
-Plague Needle: No, really. Time for your appointment.
Well, thats all I got for nao.
If weapons and armor could talk...
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 12:45
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 13:08
#2
graviton: im never
graviton: im never lonely!
flourish: i think in gonna be sick.....
phantom mask: BOO!
haunted aura: BOOOOO!
love puppy disguise: /flirt YOU!
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 13:12
#3
Chapeau of the White Rose: Swag.
Combuster: Fire! Fire! Cleanse this hellish place!
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 13:28
#4
Aegis: What the heck is wrong
Aegis: What the heck is wrong with me.
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 13:41
#5
Heheh, Plasmatech Swag
got some more:
-Jelly Helm, Armor, and Shield: HOW DO I PROTECT AGAINST PIERCING???
-Acheron: *mutters something about C'thulu*
-Plasmatech Demo Suit and Bombhead Mask: Swag.
-Cautery Blade (again): FOREVER ALONE
-Wild Hunting Blade: Arf!
-Kamarin: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.
-Polaris: I'm a star!
-Wolver line: That makes 98% of people who use me now.
-(This one's obvious) Callahan: You feeling lucky, punk?
-Gravitron Vortex: I SHALL CONSUME...CONSUME ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!!!
btw, am i referencing something with the vortex one? im pretty sure i am.
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 13:58
#6
cautery blade: why do i
cautery blade: why do i exist? maybe i should commit scuicide........ i bet JK would be sad......
crystal bomb: quadruple-splosion!!!!!
crest of almire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKY-smJ6aBQ
(though that song may also apply to cautery blade.....)
and fianaly: sealed sword: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgvnZIxOX08
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 14:28
#7
Wolver Set: Arf, arf, arf.
Wolver Set: Arf, arf, arf. ARF.
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 18:04
#8
...Plasmatech Swag...
that "I Am A Rock" song sums up my life perfectly DX
anyways, sealed sword would be more like "MRRPH MRRPH! HUDDAH HUDDAH HUH!!!"
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 19:39
#9
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Sudaruska: SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 22:33
#10
Derp
Ancient plate: Zzzzzz.... HUH?! What?! Who's...... T...he...re.....z.zzz.z.zz...
Thu, 10/25/2012 - 14:12
#11
lololololololololololololololololol
pulsar: pew pew pew thwilly thwilly thwilly BANG! BANG! BANG!
heavy plate: CANT......MOVE......TOO......HEAVY...........
quicksilver: Electrifying!
spookat mask: MEOWwowowowowo.........
nightblade: IN YOUR FACE CAUTERY!!!!.....um, *ahem*, i mean,.....The reaper shall take your soul…....
and fianaly:
THE BAN HAMMER: beware hackers, trolls, and spammers everywhere!!! (*cough*killerot*cough*)
Fri, 10/26/2012 - 00:24
#12
Proto Sword/Gun/Bomb: Yay! My
Proto Sword/Gun/Bomb: Yay! My first adventure!
Skelly Set: Why the heck is my lower jaw connected to my suit...
Fri, 10/26/2012 - 00:32
#13
Emberbreak Helm: Hot girls loves me, especially their colours were red. They really do like to wear into their heads and be attractive, additionally with some little 'cutie accessories to accompany and(probably) make me feel itchy. >.<
Ironmight Plate Mail: I AM BUT A COSTUME AND NOBODY USES ME TO WAR, I AM SAD
Wrench Wand: I assure you don't need hearts when you have me. (trollface.jpg)
Fri, 10/26/2012 - 02:35
#14
Stone Tortoise: So... you're
Stone Tortoise: So... you're telling me I was once hoarded by a Tortodrone or something?
Brandish series: Where simplicity meets epic functions.
Winmillion: I get to shoot laser disks already, is that not enough for 5* upgrade?
Fri, 10/26/2012 - 14:18
#15
Rigadoon and Flamberge
Rigadoon and Flamberge lines*wears snapbacks*: I dont always inflict effects to enemies, but when i do, i make sure that enemy has a massive resistance against my effects.
Blitz: Oh Vanaduke, we met again...
Darkfang shield: I'm still not sure why people spend millions to me, im just a 4* shield...
Skolver set: See that vog wearing noob? Show him who is the boss!
Bomber sets: Don't surrender, they might stole your soul(old rss) but you are still alive.
Old rss:*fuuuuuu*
New rss:*yaoming*
Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:49
#16
Umbra Driver and Barbarous Thorn Blade
Umbra Driver: It's very dark in here, or is it just me?
Barbarous Thorn Blade: I WILL BITE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri, 10/26/2012 - 19:57
#17
Plasmatech Swag
-Wild Hunting Blade's charge attack: OM NOM NOM
-Sun Shards: Big Bang in the palm of your hand! (-Genie's note: i HATE The Big Bang Theory-)
-Snarble Barb: just cuz im called a toothpick, doesnt mean i AM one.
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 07:12
#18
Chroma:LLicklicklicklicklick!
Chroma:LLicklicklicklicklick!
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 07:33
#19
Hoody guy wants to try
Blaster: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Vog suit: Give a way to the most famous suit in the place! Please, step aside.
Sat, 10/27/2012 - 12:52
#20
Volcanic Pepperbox, Blitz Needle, and Plague Needle: "MORE DAKKA!"
Big Angry Bomb: "[LONG STRING OF PROFANITY AND PERSONAL INSULTS IN ALL CAPS]
Sentenza and Argent Peacemaker: "This town ain't big enough for the two of us..."
Iron Slug: "Forever alone..."
Sun, 10/28/2012 - 08:21
#21
fang of vog: GAAAAHHHH!
fang of vog: GAAAAHHHH! FIRE!!!
Faust: I curse thee under the sign of ill omen!
Darkfang shield: no one will ever find me in here!
skelly suit: woah! massive lockjaw!
autogun: STAND STILL!
autogun charge attack: never mind.... >:)
divine avenger: triple smite!
final flourish ASI MAX: i feel the need... THE NEED FOR SPEED!
prismatech alchemer: so what if i deal no status condition? I CAN BOUNCE!
Sun, 10/28/2012 - 08:47
#22
Plasmatech Swag
-Fang of Vog: Worst. Dentist's. Appointment. Ever.
-Big Angry Bomb: !@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()OP(*&^%$#@$$!!!!!!
-Brandish: Have it your way.
Troika: Russian for "Big Effing Sword"
Iron Slug: English for "Big Effing Gun"
Nitronome: Means "Big Effing Bomb" in any language.
Spur: Giddyup!
Arc Razor: Go ahead. Try shaving with me.
Winmillion: I feel like a Nerf sword. Get it? Nerf?
5* Spur: When Episode 3 comes out.
Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:25
#23
vaporizer: I can cause, in
vaporizer: I can cause, in semi-rare cases, perment disabilities, such as disintigration and death.
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 15:09
#24
weapon time
Divine Avenger: Mister big shot here
Gran faust: I'm good too but they choose my brother more.
Dread Venom Striker: Your gonna need a doctor after I'm through with you >=3
Leviathan Blade: No benefits, no problem
Valiance: Not the best, but also not the worst
Frost gun: Use me for a day, then toss me away.
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:14
#25
Plasmatech Swag
-Barbarous Thorn Blade (as well as any other Snarble Barbs): I'm long, hard, and made of wood. All girls want me, all guys want to have me.
-Proto Bomb: The little bomb that tried.
-Umbra Driver: The Underworld would like its handgun back.
-Robo Wrecker: Perfect for hitting those nuts and bolts and nuts.
-Proto Sword: It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
-Mad Bomber gear when coupled with Irontech: We've got a screw loose.
-Cautery Sword: Will cauterize slimes for love.
-True Love Locket: Already have your love <3
-Ash of Agni: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! AHH CRAP AN OILER SWARM!!!
-Sudaruska with ASI MAX: I said I'm cracked, not on crack.
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 21:03
#26
Hey, it's Daemonos
My Dread Venom Striker is jealous of the Barbarous Thorn Blade.. It's curved and green, dripping some stuff... I should get it looked at.
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 17:48
#27
Gunslinger set:
Gunslinger set: Howdy...
Rocket hammer: BLARRRRG! SPAM MEEEEE!
Sun, 11/11/2012 - 19:35
#28
Plasmatech Swag
-Charge attack of the entire Antigua line: Now, was that 6 shots, or 7?
-2* Calibur and Brandish: Alike, yet so different.
-Rock Salt Bomb and Pepperbox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-WFNbMohTQ&feature=player_detailpage
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 11:05
#29
Idk.
Every breastplate : Crikey! Look at the size of that one.
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 14:13
#30
sentenza: gremlens, yer'
sentenza: howdy gremlins, yer' goin' down!
troikia: MUST....DESTROY.......EVERYTHINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Fri, 11/16/2012 - 16:23
#31
Wolver Line: We are the
Wolver Line: We are the 99%!
Rose Regalia: We are the 1%!
Combuster: I feel used and abused.
Gran Faust: I'm your new GF! If I feel used and abused, I'll make your life miserable.
Big Angry Bomb: CHAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGE- wait a minute, lost a shoelace...
Deadshot set: *shoots something* Dread Skelly has just become Dead Skelly!
Radiant Silvermail: *got hit* ...you hit me, you numbskull. Now I've gone and lost my head over it.
Radiant Silverhelm: I just need some time to find myself.
Force Buckler: Works as advertised - buckles under force!
Jelly set: Does this make me look fat?
Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:38
#32
.
Proto sword : *forever alone*
Sat, 11/17/2012 - 01:54
#33
equipment conversation
Proto sword: im a noob
Proto gun: same
Proto bomb: me too
Proto gun: whos the noobiest?
Proto sword: its proto bomb
Proto bomb: NO!!!
Proto sword: yes you are
Proto bomb (explodes)
Sat, 11/17/2012 - 23:15
#34
The papaya submits a few =)
Fang Of Vog: IM ON FIRE AND IT BURNS, HAHEHEAHAHEAHAHEA
Proto Shield: At least I give SOME defence
Fang Of Vog: BUUUUUURN
Proto Shield: Holy **** I'm on FIRE!
[The rest of this message has been redacted due to continuous swearing from the FoV and Proto Shield]
Mon, 11/19/2012 - 07:49
#35
Vortexes- ill spin your head
Vortexes- ill spin your head right round right round when i go down when i go down down.
Troikas- ....*WHAM*... excuse me good sir.....*WHAM*... could you please refrain to.....*WHAM*..... banging my head on the ground, please.. *WHAM*
Swifstrike buckler- If you please look at me without blinking.. yes, thats it... follow the swirls...ahehauehauaheuahehae...
Big angry bomb- OH YEAH WELL JUST DARN YOU ALL STUPID WEAPONS I CAN ******* ON ******** WITH ******* AND ******* , WHY YOU **** ******, IMMA BE SERIOUSLY BUTTKICKIN HERE. *sends everything flying*
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Mon, 11/19/2012 - 08:50
#36
Fang of Vog: BURN! BURN TO
Fang of Vog: BURN! BURN TO THE GROOOUND! MAGMA STREAAM! BURN! B-B-B-B--BBURRRN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BWAAHAHAHAHAH!
Wild Hunting Blade: I am sooooooooo much more stylish than that green twin copy. Don't use him. He sucks. I shoot freaking wolfs at people, you can't beat that, can you? Poison is like, so lame. Wolvers are like, incredibly stylish and awessooooome. ( As for me, the poster, I highly advise choosing the Dread Venom Striker instead. I can't stand WHB. )
Polaris: Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Come on, don't stop now!
Proto Sword: I am the legendary blade. You act like your wee little Leviathan Blades are superior. Prepare to die.
Mon, 11/19/2012 - 09:35
#37
Plasmatech Swag
-Troika line: OH YEAH!!! WHO DA MAN???
-Snarble Barb line: I think Troika here is compensating for something.
-Proto Sword thinks: "He once said that he's long, hard, and made of wood. I'm just being modest!"
-Cautery Sword: Hell, people use PROTO SWORD more than me.
-Nightblade line: U JELLY, BRO? OH WAIT, I KILL THEM, NOT YOU!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
-Flourish and Cutter line's charge attack: Dont stop me no-AHH SPIKE TRAP, STOP ME NOW!!!
Mon, 11/19/2012 - 18:10
#38
elements
All the fire weapons: EVERYTHING.....EEEVERYTHING!!! WILLL! BEEE! AAAAASH! *screeching laughter*
And when wearing full freeze set(3* icebreaker, glacius, triglav, shivver, and hail driver): The ice man cometh......
Thu, 11/22/2012 - 01:06
#39
Leviathan blade : I'm dizzy
Leviathan blade : I'm dizzy ....
Owlite shield : Imma piece of wood that generates a hardlight shield!
Jelly helm : I Need hair ...
Snarbolax suit : I find your lack of trust .... Disturbing
Mad bomber suit : Mohawk beats everything !
Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:45
#40
OMG MINECRAFT REFERENCE!!!
Big Angry Bomb: THAT'SSSSS A NICESS LIFE YOU GOT THERE IT WOULD BE A SHAAAME IF SOMETTTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT SSSSS
Mon, 11/26/2012 - 14:41
#41
Plasmatech Swag
-Rocket Hammers: WE WILL! WE WILL ROCK-ET!!!
-Dark Retribution: divine interventio--i mean avenger, meet your match!!!
-Divine Avenger: Sword Beams.
-DR: e_o
Obligatory mention of how Cautery Sword sucks.
Wed, 11/28/2012 - 00:46
#42
Wrench Wand: *Kills a bot* My
Wrench Wand: *Kills a bot* My user, I suggest that I rebuild this bot. We can rebuild it, I have the technology!
Cautery Sword: One day, I will befriend one of them...
Blitz Needle: Blietzkrieg in the palm of your hand.
Proto Set: Vanguard choice in the Spiral Knight's homeworld.
Wed, 03/06/2013 - 16:24
#43
Polaris
Polaris: SHOCKING, isn't it?
Troikia: Epic fan art... ACTIVATE!
Frankenzom mask: Its....ALIVE!!!!!
Cautery: AHHH! ENEMIES!!! HIDE!!! oh, wait. its a jellie. wait, its a spikey one! RUNNN!!!! HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed, 03/06/2013 - 16:59
#44
I got some
Crest of Almire: so my lower counterpart is a burned me? Strange...
Royal Jelly Crown: FOR KING AND COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leviathan Blade: What is this? Is so tiny!
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 05:34
#45
The papayas has moooore ^^
Stun Gun: You could say that I'm.......simply STUNNING
Super Stun Gun: Darn brother took my line
Jelly Shield: I am definitely not tasty /eats part of self
Forever Love Puppy Mask: /flirt you, FOREVER
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 10:52
#46
Proto gun: No, listen buddy,
Proto gun: No, listen buddy, you use me to shoot those explosives. seriously, stop attackung the blast cubes with your sword.
Proto shield: What was that shattering noise? And why is there a red aura around us?
Cautery: WHAATTT? I dont have a 4* upgrade? Maybe thats why nobody uses me...
Sealed sword: Whenever you are battling oilers, I try my best to inflict fire. Because I like the pretty light they make.
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 11:02
#47
The demo set...
Mad Demo: Why did I choose to be weak to everything? BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!
Volcanic Demo: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.
Bombastic: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Mercurial Demo: I outsmarted bullets on a regular basis.
Fri, 03/08/2013 - 04:00
#48
well...
Plague needle: Vanaduke, you really have no idea what you're up agains, i'll show you. I've got enough firepower to take care of two of you, you're finished
Vanaduke: I'll try to control my fear.
Plague needle: I warned you [charge attack]. Good night Vana.[boom]
Fri, 03/08/2013 - 04:21
#49
Cobalt: Oh, crud.
Plague Needle: What is the meaning of life?
Winmillion: I'll never go to infinity and beyond.
Blitz Needle: FIFTY DKP MINUS.
Polaris: I love throwing enemies at my teammates.
Skolver: 501st Battalion [Vader's Fist] reporting in.
WRH: I beliieeve I can flyy..
Flourish: I don't really pierce things...I slash with piercing damage.
Voltedge: What happens when you cross a gun, a bomb, an electric elemental sword, and a mirror? ME!
WRH: I beliieve I can touch the sky...
Big Angry Bomb: So loud. So angry. So dead.
Nitronome: Now you see me, now you don't.
~Sev
...
WRH: I think about it every night and day..
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 16:31
#50
Ant-loaf
^ Lol Sev
Agni: "Burn everything! Burn the world to ashes and roll in it!"
Voltaic: "You could say my presence is...shocking."
Shivermist: "Sorry to give you the cold shoulder, but I had cold feet whether you would take well to my frigid nature."
Stagger: "My name was changed to 'Swagger Storm' a few days ago."
Venom: "Nick ships me with Blitz."