Guild halls are coming
What features do you want most?
Answer in haiku
What are you hopeing for/looking forward to most about guild halls?
我が組織
もっと大きく
できればな
:>
(Increased member limit is priority #1, methinks.)
Necessary things,
Like a guild sparring match thing,
My armpit itches...
Combat with Guildmates,
Hit them hard with your toothpicks!
My pits are of itch.
They're already dead
Omae wa mo shindeiru
ATTATATATA!
I am looking forward to releasing them.
Haiku, that is not.
Speak ONLY in this structure:
Five-Seven-Five, Nick!
Storage.
The ability for me to dump items of any kind (mats, weapons, crowns, maybe even CE) into a central storage bin and have my allies able to take it out when they need it, or vice versa.
IMO, the only thing that makes the guild hall patching interesting. Because it lets you share equipment and build up your guild's own arsenal (decent idea for encouraging more T1 and T2 GvG Lockdown). This leads to interesting decision making regarding resource allocation and sharing.
Why the other features are less interesting?
Guild member enrollment limit. Well, as long as Nick says "Let there be 101 members per guild", it's just a change in a variable in the code. But why is it not happening sooner? Either because 100 is enough to most people or there is no clear advantage of 101 members guild. BTW guys, you are not worried about guild channel getting congested with so many people talking at once?
Expandable modules. It's nice to build your own Haven in your own guild hall. But if that's all there is (which I hope not), that defeat the purpose of meeting new people and socializing with people outside of the guild, right? Besides... we already have a free Haven, why pay for it ... (What do you mean by there will be a Haven tax in the future?)
Furniture. It's actually interesting, as long as they do something aside from being cosmetic items. e.g. if I purchase a round table for the guild, would it grant my guild members some bonus in battle?
GM only items. As I mentioned in the GH update thread. Once you create this kind of items, everyone wants to become a GM! Result: 101 members guild with 101 GMs. The risk: increases chance of internal conflicts because everyone wants to be at the top, grab the items and move on (a proven recipe for guild destruction). Not to mention, more guild administrators don't necessarily encourage better decision making. It could make things harder as it's more difficult to schedule meetings.
我が組織
もっと大きく
できればな
I did not see that coming, and I am thoroughly pleased.
Haiku is simple
Five syllables then seven
then five to finish
So few wrote haiku
Maybe it was just too hard
Even Nick could not
I want furniture
A way to contribute things
To my awesome guild
And I hope that Nick
Puts good things in the Clockworks
Live Long and Prosper
This is one my friend made:
Haikus are stupid
Haikus are easy to make
Refrigerator
So few wrote haiku
Maybe it was just too hard
Even Nick could not
Let's be fair about this; writing a haiku in English is too annoying to be worth it, not to mention that it's a poetic form that originated in Japan, so any effect that it should have in Japanese just isn't present in English, though setting its limitations on oneself poses an interesting challenge, especially in trying to get a point across.
A valid complaint
Yet, I issued a challenge
You have failed this round
Also, a side note
You did not mention guild halls
Your opinion, please?
You have failed this round
- lol idgaf
Your opinion, please?
no ツ
the thing i crave for
is a hot dog to go now
i rule and you dont
Auction house is full
Strangers gather around it
Flooding my chatlog!
What I crave the most
Is to have my own instance
Solitude for Tan!
I'm very concerned
editing the O P
after some hours
to cash in on the
awesome original trend
someone else started
There was no edit
Nor is it plagiarism
Just a small challenge
Some crown deflation?
More uses for guilds is good.
Refrigerator.
Then I am at fault
as I did not see it then
I apologize
I wish I knew about
The language of Japanese more
I can read it, though
I don't understand.
But I can read hiragana
Yet not the others
I look forward to
Beds of all shapes and sizes
To sleep is my wish.
Anyway, here's what I want in the GH Update:
-a LD and a BN room, so we can fight between guildies and train ourselves
-a Music Player so I can hear Boss_2 while playing LD with guildies
-actual Chairs that we can sit on, so Guild Meetings don't happen on the ground but on a large table
-Beds where we can lie on and where we can start the game when we log on
-an access to the Arcade via GH and vice versa
-SNIPES!
-some other important things that other people want but I can't remember
Im looking forward to see a shop in guildhall where i can buy OCH expansion with CE, just like players can do it on asian server, because it seem snow that its not really THAT hard to implement it and we finally see IT IS POSSIBLE.
Why, Sergeant-Brownie?
We had a great streak going,
and you just broke it
One thing you should know:
If there are no snipes in there,
Arquebus will cry.
The beauty of pie.
Pie is the meaning of life.
So is Poke'mon.
Tl;DR GURVE ME THE PIE AND POKEMOn. 0_.
If you can be smart, you can write a whole haiku, on only one line.
I've ants in my pants
for many frivolous things
I will praise and sing
if we may acquire:
sit-in-chair animations,
water coolers (pwease!),
and snipes to play games
of Snipe Ball in the guild halls!
um... 'fridgerator?
Have you been Zero?
His speech cadence gets to you,
Dominating thoughts.
Little haiku seen,
Preceding Borderlands Two.
Now it's everywhere.
Coincidence, hm?
I do find that unlikely.
But it's hard telling.
Pedantry alert!
None of these are true haiku.
Seasons must appear.
Pedantry alert!
Only traditional verse,
Requires seasons.
For modern haiku,
You only must have cadence,
Of five-seven-five.
Else we may as well,
Also use the cutting rule.
We would need three thoughts.
Doesn't help English
Wasn't suited much for this.
So we do not care.
(This is getting hard/My thoughts are clouding over/I wish to be done)
Rain was never snow.
syllables are still not beats.
without 'on', it's off.
Snow on Mt. Fuji
calms and refreshes the mind.
Perhaps a garden?
Too late.
Nick, will the AH in the guild hall be guildies-only meaning only guildies can put things up for sale on it?
I will be happy
When the guild halls have been filled
With random tchotchkies.
You're the master troll
How you run this game is odd
but you're still awesome
A nice beanbag chair
shaped just like a Nitronome
would make me happy
A Haiku is not/
A Poem of Five nor Six/
But of Seventeen
(EH... I'm bad at Haiku.)
If there were storage
then you would know what happens
join. take. leave. repeat.
what if people would just join a guild, taking stuff, and leave? That would be possible if everything you stored could be used by the rest of the guild.
What if someone went into the Jempire and stole all their skolver coats? O.o
Guild espionage...
I want confirmation that we will never leave this rock. If those guild halls look anything like a Barbie Dreamhouse, the forgotten storyline is gone.
Also, i would like a broken Dusky Dalek Robot in some corner :}
p.s. i cant do a haiku because I dont know how to type in Japanese. :/