Ok, the game is creative and fun, one says a random piece of story, after this, another one continues on the story.
Rules:
1-Don't end the story quickly.
2-Don't troll like writing only "Everything went happily ever after trololol". No one likes that.
3-The piece of story must be at least 5 sentences (Sounds like a homework xD), but feel free to adding as big pieces as you can.
Feel free to adding some crazy stuff like "Suddenly, a nuke hit the haven from its heart", but it would be nice if it is about the story.
Let's start :3
Once upon a time, there was a stranger called Vince. He was afraid of many things, even he was afraid of knights and other strangers. The only thing he wasn't afraid of was snipes. He also had a very big snipe farm. He always watched haven denizens from behing the bushes. But one time, he decided to get rid of his fears and...
Continue the story...
Lol nwm, ill continue from that:
By the way, the poor guy was Vince's friend and he had terrible addictions. He had addictions like smoking nightsshades, eating forbidden fruits. etc. One time, he randomly joined a AH lottery and won that. But suddenly, some groups of snipes stole his money. Then, he cutting himself with brandish, but he hadn't died, he survived. Snipes brought back the money to Vince and...
....and Vince was in an aweful state, in such a state people started calling him 'mince' due to his excessive wrist slitting......
So all the pixies and fairies decided to build a nine legged antelope for Vince to love forever, until it went rogue and decided to murder all the children within exactly three and two sevenths miles from where it was standing. Shocked by how silly this all is, Vince decided to get stoned in an alleyway when he met a transparent duck with a beard and viking hat. The duck offered to show Vince a magic trick in exchange for a two dimensional shape, so Vince drew a triangle on some paper and the duck ate it through his ears and did a lame card trick. Outraged by the deceit, Vince murdered the duck by baking muffins and throwing the muffins at the duck until it exploded into an elevator which Vince entered.
...when he went down the elevator, Vince meet a snarby who offered him 100 ce to do him a favor which was cleaning his bathroom of all the dirt when he met the evil dirt king and he prepared to fight.
BOSS HEALTH: 3000
VINCE'S HEALTH: 300
Vince uses proto gun fury, Vince does 50 damage
BOSS HEALTH: 2950
Dirt king summons his dirt allys
DIRT HEALTH: 10
DIRT HEALTH: 10
Vince uses Meateor Shower, Vince does 100 damage
BOSS HEALTH: 2850
DIRT HEALTH: DEFEATED
DIRT HEALTH: DEFEATED
Dirt King attacks, Dirt King does 10 damage
VINCE'S HEALTH: 290
Vince charges his attack...
Dirt King dirts Vince, Dirt King does 25 damage
VINCE'S HEALTH: 265
Vince uses ultiment attack, baking muffins and throwing them, Vince does 1500 damage
BOSS HEALTH: 1350
Dirt King rages, Doubling his attack but all damage to him is doubled, also he gets 2 turns
Vince calls snipes to help him
SNIPE HEALTH: 100
SNIPE HEALTH: 100
Dirt King uses dirty dirt, Dirt king does 50 damage to second snipe
SNIPE HEALTH: 50
Vince uses zig zag zig, Vince does 100 damage
BOSS HEALTH: 1250
both Snipes charges their attack...
Dirt King defends pointlessly, after all, snipe attacks are super powerful
Vince waits
Both snipes FIRE THEIR LAZOR!!! and do OVER 9000 DAMAGE. (9001 damage)
Vince Wins!!!
Level up, Vince is now level 2, Vince has 3 skillpoints to spend, he spends all on power.
loot is dirt rod and a dirty dirt scroll
Vince gos to snarby and snarby gives Vince 100 ce and a telophone connected to his number. (you can now summon snarby when selected, this will take 5 turns because that's how long the snarby takes to get to Vince.) vince enters the elevator to the next level...
...meanwhile, on Planet Smeerlap, Joe just decided "Ah, screw it, they're nothing but trouble. Imma hit these streets, and if I can't find a reason to wake up in the mornings, then so be it. Its not like these voices in my head have any bad suggestions." Joe, having realized his girlfriend was nonexistent, that he's been shot down so many times that the Air Force doesn't even have to use guided missiles, that anyone who has ever known him has long since forgotten him, and that his whole life was a lie, picked up his butterfly knife and his "borrowed" M1911 and set out to basically be a bum. The strangest thing happened a few weeks after he set off...
After he sets off, his grammy felt a terrible disease that will infect the town. She warns the townspeople in an elderly voice, "Citizens, we are about to be stricken by a dangerous disease. I do not know what it is myself but we must evacuate immediately." The townspeople wouldn't listen. The grammy packs and set off. At the town, plague infects a villager. The villager treats this as a normal "cold". But once he sneezed on his brother, a chain of sneezes immediately took place until they were all infected -- EXCEPT for Joe anyways.
Meanwhile, Joe camps...
...when he knows he will soon be infected, he fights off the the Bubonic Plague but then THE VIRUS LORD jumps out and attacks him, joe is prepered to fight...
BOSS HEALTH: 2500
JOE HEALTH: 250
Joe sets land mines...
Virus Lord blasts Joe with germ gun, Virus Lord deals 25 damage
JOE HEALTH: 225
Joe blasts Virus Lord with master blaster, Joe deals 50 damage
BOSS HEALTH: 2450
Virus Lord sets off land mines, Virus Lord takes 250 damage
BOSS HEALTH: 2200
Virus Lord attacks, Virus Lord deals 10 damage
JOE HEALTH: 215
Joe charges his attack...
Virus Lord uses stare, Virus Lord now has the "dumb" side effect
Joe uses his ultiment attack, thats using his "borrowed" M1911, Joe does 2012 damage
BOSS HEALTH: 188
Virus Lord prays that joe will miss, Virus Lord now has the "dumber" side effect
Joe uses Final slash, Joe does 200 damage
BOSS HEALTH: DEFEADTED
Virus Lord now has the " dumbest" side effect
Joe wins!!!
Level up, Joe has 3 stat points, Joe spends all on defence
Loot is Master Blaster, Germ Gun, A mysterious device, and 231 coins (not that it matters)
Joe looks at dead Virus Lord, Then the myesterious device. Joe notices a button on the device. Joe presses it and it teloports him to Vince on Crandle. Joe trys to push the button agian but it is broken and can not be repaired. Joe makes friends with Vince and they dicide to go on their adventure togeter. (that's how joe has to do with this story) They go down the elevator...
The elevator broke because I broke it. Both of them died. So I decided to put poisonous effects in the clockworks. It created bad monsters and they obeyed me. Then I sent them to Haven and made Haven into Helven. It was full of evil devils. Then I appeared and founded a clone of myself. It was Dark cloned Benightz vs Sky Benightz. I used the super powers and made a ZAP! I was so evil I kicked their [apples] and [Punched]. It was painful so I made a ZAP everywhere. ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!!!! It was exploding. Then haven was destroyed and the whole town was destroyed. The town became a abandoned town and I was the only one living....
...Vince and Joe lived by playing dead. they went back to "Helven" and saw you. they knew you were the one who did it. they prepeared to fight...
BENIGHTZ HEALTH: 550
VINCE HEALTH: 600
JOE HEALTH: 500
Joe and Vince charge their attack...
Benightz uses zap, Benightz deals 50 damage to both
VINCE HEALTH: 550
JOE HEALTH: 450
both charge their attack...
Benightz defends hoplessly
Vince and Joe deal 4000 damage
Vince and Joe win!!! (after all, your just a fiend)
loot is some cr
Vince and Joe kill Benightz they trail off and...
I revive and convince you guys that I fighted my clone. You didn't believe me so I took the power pill and zap pill. I ate it and had this stat.
JOE: 4000 HP
VINCE: 4000 HP
BENIGHTZ: 7090 HP
I use zap that was 2x powerful than your charge. I then charge it on both of you. Vince dodged it and joe died. Vince attacked with a power hammer but I defend. Then I use sky zapper. It striked on you directly. You died. Benightz won the battle
you thought you hit but you missed. Joe and Vince prepare to fight a more epicer battle then you tryed to do... (not going to put in the details cuz I'm to lazy right now)
Joe, Vince, a snarby, and 2 snipes win!!!
loot is a zapper and a sky zapper scroll
they all look at benightz dead body, then take away his ability to revive or be revived, they trail off...
But then Joe decides that this is getting too weird. He offs himself and Vince and they both die. The end. No refunds.
better than that RPG crap you've been doing. Still a better love story than Twilight.
I had a secret revive system in me, shot soup, vince and joe and won. Then I got my new abilities Sky Zapper X and Lightning Striker. Both were very powerful weapons. Then I went to my secret island and base where nobody was able to detect it
Change the title to "Continue the story", not "Complete the story". Otherwise your asking us to put an end to the story
You shot soup?!?!? OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!! OR LACK THEREOF!!!!!!!!!
I come in. I kill ben before he can attack me. then take away his ability to revive himself or be revived, then revive Joe and Vince. (fine, I'll stop. you just had to ask.)
Joe and Vince go on a date after being revived. They share a plate of spaghetti.
but then the realise that they are both boys and were hypnotised by the person above and kill him
But wait! That Iamnoone was a fake! As it turns out I was the real Iamnoone and I (noone) backstabs you.
but they dodge the backstab and backstab you
The fake Iamnoone defends the real Iamnoone doing a Chuck Norris style round house kick, knocking both of them out at once. The knife is picked up off of the ground and their throats were slit wide open.
but you don't do it correctly because only Chuck Norris can do it Chuck Norris style and Chuck Norris comes punches you, takes away your ability to revive or be revived, and walks away because you are dead forever.
Then, the real Chuck Norris comes up and kicks pp's ass
no he doesn't, he has no reason 2 and the one earlyer WAS the real Chuck Norris
Then Doom joins the fight and kills everyone
Ps I'm a boss
Doom's health: 9010
I kill all with curse destructor
Everyone is defeated
I have more health (10000) and nuke you (no rpg stuff, ok?)
I may have lower health, but all my other stats are higher than yours
Doom attacks pipi with a electrocuter
Pipi's health: 9498
Pipi tries to retaliate but Doom dodges all attacks
I told u I had better stats
Doom attacks pipi many times and he eventually falls to the ground
I acually deal 10000 damage, have 10000 armor, and basicly 10000 of everything (also can peirce all armor,) I attack and instantly kill doom
you have 1 attack, 1 armor and 9010 health
your health: defeated
I acually deal 10000 damage, have 10000 armor, and basicly 10000 of everything (also can peirce all armor,) I attack and instantly kill doom
you have 1 attack, 1 armor and 9010 health
your health: defeated
(double post, lol)
No u can't make up my stats
Mines higher and it's undefined (lol also the name of my guild)
I dodge all attacks and I pierce ur armor with a fearless rigadoon
I sneak past you while you are stunned
Pipi's health: 4689
I leave a path of spikes and I continue on into the gloaming wildwoods. Inside, I see the snarbolax, I bash the beast bell and kill it. I come out, and I stay in haven so pipi can't kill me there.
but it acually doesn't do anything because my stats are secretly higher
the spikes go and kill you because I am secretly lord of spikes and they deal 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 which is high above the max hp and the max damage, it peirces right throgh your armor and kills you
But I'm in haven and u can't fight in haven. I relax by sitting inside the place with grass
I use a spike nuke on haven, haven is no more. all the spikes come and kill you
but then joe and vince say, "HEY! this story is about us, not you." and kill Doom instantly
Joe and Vince hope no one will notice. They walk hand in hand through the park hoping they will disappear into the crowd.
But little did they know they killed a fake
The real doom just stays in his guild hall with all of his members
Joe: all of this for nothing!
TrollololololLol
In the guild hall they threw a party. They invited all of their friends, guild mates and everyone on the forum.
Doom enjoys the party, until everything goes wrong... Joe accidentally threw cake at Vince, and Vince threw it back but hit doom. Now there is a food fight!
Joe in Vince sneak out while I cherry bomb everyone into a blackhole. (except Joe and Vince)
I just secretly build a ship and fly to earth
...Joe and Vince are on the ship, they wow at the wonders of the planet. their new adventures begin here...
There was a poor guy with a rubbbish life and had nothing to do. So he bought a lottery ticket and cheese and gravy. Then he won the lottery and used all th money to get a lifetime os cheese and gravy and some carrots because he felt like it. But then a bunny came over and ate his carrots and he got mad and he became emo and started cutting himself then he died. Then someone stole his lottery money.
Moral is: people with an addiction of gravy and cheese get nowhere in life :)
[Oh yeah I forgot the cheese and gravy and carrots were like past thier expiry date so it went bad and the bunny died too because he ate rotten carrots, but he enjoyed it though....Poor bunny...least he died happy!]
Meanwhile in his basement, with a lifetimes supply of food and a rotting dead corpse, their adventure had just begun.....