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Doesn't that guy know nothing about the internet?

Congratulations Lolisch, your feat was so great that it changed my life.

I told about it to my parents, they all were really amazed and told me to congratulate you! They wanted to personally talk to you if possible to congratulate you themselves. They also said that at the Christmas party they will tell the more distant relatives about it and at new year's eve they will write your name on the sky by launching fireworks.

I told about it to some closer relatives, and they acted just like my parents, and asked your address to send you messages and postal cards congratulating you.

My friends didn't even believe when I told then that I knew the one who did something so awesome as that, really, everyone was amazed, and said that they will make everything so that your name will be remembered for years and more years.

When my neighbors came to know about what you did they all became surprised! They wanted to know you and in case you had some free time, of course, if you could come around here to get some presents, congratulations and handshakes.

As the news spread, a really famous CEO from around here decided to contract you as president of his business, thanks to this surprising feat, and at the same time a great international stockholder wants to sponsor some shows where you can commune to everyone how they can do the same thing, so that the world can be a better place.

You aren't just famous around these parts, but all around the world people know you thanks how fast the news spread! Mayors of all cities are hanging ribbons, balloons, cable-ways, installing sound systems, anything that can make your name known so that they can see which city will congratulate you more for such a magnificent feat.

Right here in my city each street will have your last name, starting from the next municipal administration.

A lot of countries knew Argentina as a bad country, but now thanks to your feat they see it as an example, the great lucky ones who know about you say: "Hey, that dude is Argentine"; and everyone replies: "Yeah...! Argentina is a great country".

Thanks to that we have more tourists, thanks to you, the great flux of international money coming here made the the economy go sky-rocket, even solving the world crisis.

Every woodsman became touched with your feat and decided to stop cutting trees so that the world can live more and more.

The Pope even sent all his representatives around the world to tell about your feat so that your word can reach the ear of every living been on the face of Earth.

Also, thanks to your feat, scientists decide to stop experimenting with the LHC since the origin of the universe becomes worthless near the magnitude of your feat.

The Mayans came back from Andromeda and said that since there is such a magnificent human alive they would give us a chance to survive 2012, they told us about what could cause the world's end, and every single leader of all nations, inspired by your feat, are taking action for it not to happen.

The magnitude of your feat even ended with the magnetism that expelled the celestial body alpha that used to inhabit Earth's orbit.

In homage to your feat, Akira Toryama decided to continue Dragon Ball, this time with a character based on you.

And remember to always be the person you are now, beautiful, awesome, hard-worker, inspirer, magnificent, wonderful, creative, etc. Continue always doing such feats that will help the world be a better place to live.

Trabias is sad. ;_;

Sorry, I'm gonna fix it. :X

@ Generic Bush
If you meant to say this is a bad love story then you shouldn't have made the greater sign pointing towards the story part. You should have used an equals sign.