I insert a sheet of printing paper.

You Got Nothing (Because You Didn't Insert Anything)
I Insert Sweater And Gun

You Got Germany Grenade
I insert Fire Water Dirt And Wind

you get a pair of scissors, they have divorced

I insert nick

I insert Thowardz for not inserting anything for me.

You get a refund

I insert a lobster

You Got 1Nano m ce
I insert Rock Song

you get a rabid Doggy And Catty And Spiraly Knighty, all fused into one

I insert the water bottle that was thrown at JB by that one guy

you get a note that says "I am a vending machine, vending machines cannot put virtual stuff in your videogame, you will have to hack for that"

I insert a note that says hi

you get a log

I insert a bomb that will make people slower for 1 minute and hope it blows on Doom-Xx so I can catch up with these posts

you get a note that says "TELL ME YOUR SECRETS"

I insert Thowardz

The vending machine malfunctions

I insert a wrench

you get a baby for every diaper you insert, have fun cleaning that up

I insert a candle from cradle

you get a throwing knife, in your chest

I insert the bloody knife

you get a triple post glitch

I insert my triple post

I breathe my stinky breath on the machine.

You get your mail back.

I insert a towel.

You get a pair of clean shoes

I insert this forum

you get japan

I insert mario kart

You get a mutant

I insert a hobo's sign

You get spinach
I insert forumers