No update in more than 2 weeks? This is getting ridiculous! Come on, OOO...

To whom it may concern,
I don't care if they said they're releasing the Guild Hall update next week. For all I know, that could be an empty promise! I need substance, something by which I can know OOO is constantly providing me with the lifeforce that is this game.
I'm at the end of my wits here, OOO. I don't even know what to do if I don't have more recent patch notes. What gives?
In my delirious state of mind at the moment, I decided that making a thread here on the forums was the best I could do. Maybe others' hopes have all been fulfilled with news of the Guild Hall update, but not mine. Maybe they've let up on their constant badgering and pestering, but not me. Maybe if I create this thread, OOO will understand that I am special, that I am entitled to constant updates, and that even when tons of people aren't ready to form an angry mob outside of OOO headquarters, there is someone whose very existence is still dependent on constant updates.
Signed,
<Crusher Of Dreams>
P.S. If you're not a GM, please don't reply to this thread. I don't need your input, because you're not a GM. Heck, don't even read this if you're not a GM because you are unworthy of my awesomeness.

Hey,
I'm unworthy of your "awesomeness"? Heck you don't even know what it's like to be awesome. Making this thread to whine to three rings, when every other knight doesn't have that much of a problem? I think that's a bit stupid, don't you? Why can't you people just enjoy the game instead of whining about every little problem. Oh and by the way I answered to this thread for two reasons.
1. I am a BOSS.
2.I answered to annoy you :P
Hope you enjoyed this message. Have fun whining about the game and in the process not achieving anything.
Thundr

@Oatmonster
On the contrary, there hasn't been enough recent rage, and that's what makes this thread justified. Gotta take up the slack, you know?
@Thundrbolt
<-- Joke <--
Your head
EDIT: Added an 'e' in Thundrbolt. My bad!

Don't try to save yourself, you failed with this thread, admit it and do the usual walk of shame while we laugh at you.

i red ur threadz, and i replyz to ur threadz. umad bro?
And yes I figured it was a joke.

What do you mean, a joke? Clearly this is the epitome of serious business.

Not the right timing, but who ever doesn't get it, even with the P.S, must be blind.

I answered to your answer to Oatmonster, not the first post.
Bad timing, being sarcastic about people complaining about the lack of updates because nobody is currently whining about it is pretty much a contradiction.

But recently, there was.
The subjects every where.
There was a thread with the negatives. "The gsme is Bad".
Hollafamer(not hating, but just saying), people do mention it, and it still show some parts of the forums anyway.

Mine was better~! http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/66692
I don't care if OOO is a small company, but this has got to stop. Its total crap that they are updating the game at any kind of interval- there should be a continuous stream of update coming in such that the game just kind of flawlessly changes without us noticing... but the devs should still say that they are working, just so that we know whats up or don't we. Totally unacceptable that they do any kind of update at one time or at multiple times or at all or not at all... I demand that OOO release updates at whatever rate I am thinking of. I would also like their full agenda, including new content, old content, bug fixes, and every detail of their day including what precisely they have coded/modeled/etc. as well as lists regarding what they have recently eaten and a log of their dreams. If I do not get these things, I will be quitting for three days and then returning in a dramatic rage.

THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY

Node 58425 Node 58425 Node 58425 Node 58425 Hello there. Are you drunk?

"don't even read this if you're not a GM because you are unworthy of my awesomeness."

Have fun in the game, then eventually, they will release their updates

"P.S. If you're not a GM, please don't reply to this thread. I don't need your input, because you're not a GM. Heck, don't even read this if you're not a GM because you are unworthy of my awesomeness."
I'm a GM. 'Genetically Mutated' that is.
Umad?
MAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAF*-*CHOGH**HACK*WHEEZE*...
...
Nobody said it was a good mutation.
I need to take a biowash-bath...
There hasn't been enough recent rage on the forums to justify a thread like this.