Are you someone who is currently touring haven, but you don't know how? Well I'm here to help!

To prepare, bring some food with you. There are no restaurants in haven because the gremlins either turned it into some torture device or Donald trump bought it. I suggest roast wolver, jellaton, and slag fire energy drink.

As you walk around, you will notice some knights bargaining. Don't bargain! All these knights want to do is SCAM! They sell cheap. Not worth it. It may sound bad, but just hear this!

The main attraction is the fountain. This fountain is a great resting place for snipes and tourists! Watch the beauty of the fountain, and buy some snipe feed for the cute little birdies!

A very important thing to watch for, is the BEGGARS. A lot of noobs are impatient and will constantly ask for money. They might say," oh I need just 4 CE!" Don't pay these people unless they give something of equal value first.

A fun thing to do is play around with these noobs. Ask them, "why?" And just waste their time. You can laugh at them afterwards when they run away in embarrassment and frustration.

If you are looking to buy goods, go to the auction house. It has plenty of good for you to buy. If you're rich, [bleep] you for raising the price of CE! I'm just kidding! You can look forward to buying quality accessories. The other place to buy goods is the bazaar, but no one goes there to buy because its expensive and the recipes are worthless!

Well, I hope you enjoy your visit to haven. Stay safe and don't accept Trojan chews from strangers!