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The Ten Commandments of Spiral Knights

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Sun, 11/25/2012 - 00:37
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura

I was sitting in church and thought that we haven’t done one of these in awhile, so here we go. Feel free to add to or amend any of these. Please don’t take it too seriously though. I tried to make it 5 “shalts” and 5 “shalt nots”. These are not necessarily in the most important order.

1. Thou shalt not beg for crowns, energy or anything else. It’s annoying and it denies yourself the pleasure of achievement around which so much of this game is built.

2. Thou shalt be a Good Samaritan in your guild and party. One does not simply “pass by on the other side” when a player is down or when a guildmate is in need of assistance.

3. Thou shalt not abuse your powers as party leader by power-trippingly removing players from your party except for excessive AFK . It’s quite disrespectful and can really hurt another player’s feelings.

4. Thou shalt be sociable in haven by exchanging pleasantries with other players. Although there may be some players that improve the game by their silence and thus end up on your ignore list, try to enjoy the social aspect of this game.

5. Thou shalt not send friend or trade requests or party invites without using your words first. Use a private tell to ask if they are interested first.

6. Thou shalt show proper sportsmanship and respect in Lockdown. This will help not to make the environment anymore toxic than it already is.

7. Thou shalt not troll the forums by making multiple inane threads or sidetracking other threads. We are not amused, even a little, and you only do harm to your own reputation.

8. Thou shalt be kind and helpful to new players. Remember your roots and how much you appreciated a helping hand early on.

9. Thou shalt not let thy mist go to waste. Be active as much as possible to advance in the game and improve the community.

10. Thou shalt show respect and appreciation for the Spiral Knights staff for this wonderful game they have been creating and maintaining. You may not always agree with what they do or like how long it takes them do it, but you wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for them.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 00:46
#1
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Lets see... on about a weekly basis I break:

2, 3, 5, 8, 9, and 10.

...And if I play lockdown that week, I usually break 6 too, just for good measure.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 00:54
#2
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer

Why is there no "Thou shalt not tell me what to do"?

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 01:04
#3
Laraso's picture
Laraso
Strong tags

They don't work in titles.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 01:05
#4
Laraso's picture
Laraso
Double-post

It's seriously way too easy to accidentally double post on these forums.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 02:28
#5
Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
2, 4, 7, 8, 9.

2, 4, 7, 8, 9. 10

http://i.imgur.com/Kaj5E.png

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 03:50
#6
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
:|

o.O It's funny how many people find these guidelines SO HARD to follow

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 03:52
#7
Forum-Brady's picture
Forum-Brady
Where's "Thou shalt not use

Where's "Thou shalt not use Polaris. Ever."?

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 04:02
#8
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
@Bunch-of-Brady

Where's "Thou shalt not use Polaris. Ever."?
I've heard sometimes it's useful. Although the classes I play (support) means that i never see it as such. Two support players in a party very frequently clash (try running around in a party with a high-KB weapon when another person has the same or another High-KB weapon, without proper syncronisation, it's so frustrating)

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 04:16
#9
Forum-Brady's picture
Forum-Brady
Oh, it can be useful:

Oh, it can be useful: example~
In that match I wasn't even aiming for damage (nor did I even have dmg:max), I was just trolling by blocking corridors and CPs; the damage just comes naturally.
But that more or less serves to further the point; it shouldn't be allowed to be used. Although this comes from a bomber mindset, since every time I go into LD (*ahemusserver*) I suddenly discover that everyone on their team has a polaris to hand, and I spend the entire match watching it flood my screen as I get completely shut down by a weapon that no one even has bonuses for.

Since a nerf isn't feasible, it should just be banned. Punishable for using it. Against the law. A criminal activity. Taboo.

In CW I don't much like it. It's primary use is for non-gunners to take out turrets easily and although the KB can be managed, there are just other guns and weapons that do the same jobs better, imo. Simple alchemer charge can knock out turrets just as easily~

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 05:02
#10
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog

And Brady was a dragon.

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Okay, what.

Didn't we HAVE this kind of thread before? ._.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 06:05
#11
Mentlegen's picture
Mentlegen
haha, bible

haha, bible

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 07:05
#12
Spold's picture
Spold
+1 to number six. Because, I

+1 to number six. Because, I was actually making my team win one time in Lockdown by getting a lot of captures so we did win but after the game finished... they lost all of their respect to me saying "NOOB! I DON'T WANT YOU ON MY TEAM, YOUR DAMAGE SUCKS!".

Those pricks who just worry about damage make me on the edge of leaving Lockdown but that's exactly why I became a Lockdown bomber, no one cares about their results since they're just walking around bombing and bombs don't actually provide much damage. Bombs are just traps to use to stop people from being active in Lockdown.

@Hexzyle

Instead of knights that are Christians, they could be Muslims and instead follow "The Five Pillars of Sprial Knights" and follow those rules instead of the Ten Commandments.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 07:28
#13
Lightyourfire's picture
Lightyourfire

I won't go in-depth about my thoughts to this, but you just converted me

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 10:11
#14
Megadude-Yg
Nice Commandments!

I think this is a great way to enjoy spiral knights! However, how are we supposed to confess our our sins, giving ce to the newcomers? Ban yourself from playing Spiral Knights that's a new thread that you can make mawashimono," how to repent in spiral knights"

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 11:18
#15
Wodanct's picture
Wodanct

I think this tread is mostly about which ones we have broken since even the OP has broken a few.. so lets see.

2,3,4,7,8,9,10. Once in awhile I'll break 6 if I play LD and someone really does something annoying.

But I have never broken the unnamed rule.

11. Thou Shall Not Care

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 12:49
#16
Uniquevariant's picture
Uniquevariant
lol

the thought of mawa thinking about SK while sitting in church made me chuckle. Mawa, you should be paying attention!!! not not thinking about SK
<3

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 13:04
#17
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
@Spold

o.O It's funny how many people find these guidelines SO HARD to follow

Instead of knights that are Christians, they could be Muslims and instead follow "The Five Pillars of Sprial Knights" and follow those rules instead of the Ten Commandments.

I comment on the fact that there are a lot of people who are annoying in the game and just ruin a lot of game experience, and you start saying that's because of their Religions and beliefs? So Muslims are allowed to beg for crowns and troll the forums just because some thread someone made at one point in time on the forums that they may have never even read says "Commandments" instead of "Pillars"?

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 14:33
#18
Aureate's picture
Aureate
Processing Thoughts of You Always

oh god
someone introduced religion into this thing
stop the presses and run outta here

Also, I should stop doing #7 thread derailment.

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 16:37
#19
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog

oh god

someone posted something critical
it is true
we HAVE to get out ta here

DERAILMENT IS A YES.
MAKE DEM ARGUEMENTS REVERSED INTO A HAPPY HOUR
YESSSS

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 00:09
#20
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
I.... Umm....

*Sees OP's post*

"See's everyone Else's posts portraying disagreement"

Yeah, I'll just leave this here http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/324256

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 05:46
#21
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Since the necrobump, I've started breaking 4 and 7 too.

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 15:21
#22
Il-Mono-Il's picture
Il-Mono-Il
lol

i've just logged to laugh at #16 and #21...

lol

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 15:32
#23
Cmeresweetheart's picture
Cmeresweetheart
5

I hate it when people send me random guild request....And specialy hate people who accept them c:

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