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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:54
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx

Ok, me and pipipipipi once did this in the steal the cookie game, but it got out of hand. But I wanna hack, so I am starting thread where we can have a hack war. Hack anyway you like. Here's an example

Command console online...
Ver. 1.0
/viruslist
Available viruses
Conficker
Mydoom
Stuxnet

/send stuxnet @noname
Sending...
Noname is now infected

/access noname
Accessing...
Accessed
/delete all
All is deleted

Ps don't bAn, that's how it got outta hand

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 15:40
#1
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
sounds fun

/viruslist
creeper20

/send creeper20 Doom-Xx

the next time you look at your computer a creeper face appears and your computer explodes

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:06
#2
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Hi

/del creeper20
Deleting...
Successfully deleted

/access pipipipipi
Accessing...
What do you want to do?
/del all
Deleting...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:11
#3
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
you can't hack into your

you can't hack into your computer if it will explode when you look at it so none of that happens

/viruslist
creeper20
crazkey

/send crazkey Doom-Xx

when you click a space to type, random letters are typed faster then you can delete them

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:35
#4
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Ok

I buy a new computer with bitdefender and malwarebytes

/list hacktools
Loic
Exploit kit
/use loic @pipipipipi
Now ur computer is crashed by a virtual ion cannon
/list viruses
Phisher
Overheater
Stuxnet
Format
Amnesia bomb
Fork bomb
/send Overheater @pipipipipi
Now ur computer overheats and breaks

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 17:44
#5
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
seriously?

I was acually using your laptop so your laptop broke

I bought all the anti virus and anti hacers in the world and remove you from them

/viruslist
creeper20
crazkey
headcr

/send headcr Doom-Xx

the moment you put your hand on the mouse, headcrabs come out of your computer and kill you

/send creeper20 Doom-Xx

your computer explodes

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 18:36
#6
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Dude, don't u know if u

Dude, don't u know if u install more than one anti virus it conflicts?
/destroys my own computer, buys a new one
/buys one for pipi so he can't use mine
This is too easy because of the conflicting
/access pipipipipi
Accessing...
Accessed
/download porn.exe

/viruslist
Overheater
Lag22
Infecter
Electroc33

/send electroc33 @pipipipipi
Sending...
Success

Now ur computer will electrocute you

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 15:59
#7
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I didn't install any anti

I didn't install any anti viruses -_-

what you didn't know is my computer is made of rubber

/viruslist
creeper20
crazkey
headcr
comislie

/send comislie Doom-Xx

your computer and everything you did with it didn't happen, because now, your computer is a lie

I install the most powerful anti virus in the world!

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:04
#8
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Ok then, how will I kill you now?

I use system restore
Did u know even the most powerful antivirus has weaknesses?
/installs malwarebytes and bitdefender ps malwarebytes is programmed not to conflict ps these are real products
/viruslist
Overheater
Electroc33
Slammer
/send slammer pipipipipi
Now ur computer and all ur friends computers are under my control
/botnet
Accessing...
/attack poptropica.com
Ddosing...
Poptropica.com down

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:13
#9
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
this one doesn't!!!

so you basicly havn't done anything (except for poptropica, I don't care for that really)

/viruslist
creeper20
crazkey
headcr
comislie
evicom

I remove you from the lists on both of those and ban you from all anti viruses

/send evicom Doom-Xx

your monitor gets virtual arms, legs, body, has a angry face on it's screen, and trys to kill you.

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:21
#10
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I grab my computer and press

I grab my computer and press system restore
Now I have my stuff back
/access botnet
/DDOS Pipipipipi
DDOSING...
Pipipipipi crashed
/viruslist
Overheater
Electroc33
Slammer
Amnesiabomb
Jammer
Crammer

/send Amnesiabomb pipipipipi
Now ur computer will forget about everything and it can't reinstall because it forgot how to read disks

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:28
#11
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
oh really?

but you see there is no system restore, and you se me out you window, waving your system restore button at you while your monitor bashes you and throws the computer at you (btw this virus can make the monitor live without the computer)

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:34
#12
Zaffy-Laffy's picture
Zaffy-Laffy
~ Uses third-party program

~ Uses third-party program and hacks into server
~ Takes all the crowns and stuff from Doom
~ Gives it to Sdk

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:35
#13
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Dude, the buttons inside the

Dude, the buttons inside the computer you idiot. It's virtual and I had awesome karate skills and managed to press it

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:37
#14
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
yeah but I went inside the

yeah but I went inside the computer and stole it while you were sleeping

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:38
#15
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
/access botnet /DDos

/access botnet
/DDos sdfkzafk
Crashing sdfkzafk...
Successfully crashed
/send slammer sdfkzafk
Now ur computer and all ur friends computers are now part of my botnet
/lock
Computer in lockdown mode
Now u can't do anything to my computer and I can't hack u either

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:38
#16
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I said its virtual

I said its virtual

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 16:52
#17
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I know, I went virtual and

I know, I went virtual and grabbed it and ran away

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 18:28
#18
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
But what you didn't know is

But what you didn't know is that I had a backup computer that has the things I had on my old computers

Tue, 11/27/2012 - 19:31
#19
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
the evil monitor threw it at

the evil monitor threw it at you and broke it

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 05:26
#20
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
hmm...

Uses Chromium, (google's OS has a best record of stopping viruses)

/viruslist

Haloall
bomball
Chromeall (replaces current OS with Chrome)
Hammerall (locks your computer forever)
Sentrybuster
Reachender
Swarmdoom
Forerunner22
Gaben.com

/Send bomball to @network

Your computers explode like a bomb

/send Haloall @network

Your computers are cleansed of any viruses (including my bomball and your virus lists)

/send Chromeall @network

You are now using chrome Good bye.

/disable all network drivers @me.

Wed, 11/28/2012 - 13:44
#21
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Warning! Intrusion

Warning! Intrusion detected
Intrusion blocked
/Makenewviruses
Replacing viruses
/viruslist
Jammer
Crammer
Slammer
Whammer
/send Crammer @egpnd
Now your computer is full of locked files you can't delete and it also deletes your viruses so now you can't do anything cuz ur disk and ur ram is full
Unless you get a new computer
/access botnet
/infect random

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 16:01
#22
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
you can't do anything because

you can't do anything because your evil monitor throws any new computer at you

/send loyalpi Doom-Xx

your evil monitor is now under my command

/send supacharge Doom-Xx

your moniter gets super charged and shoots lazors at you

/send giant Doom-Xx

your moniter gets giant

I climb on your monitor which is now under my command with my laptop and rule the world.

/send creeper20 allothers

all computers in the world except my laptop and the evil monitor explode

mwa ha ha, you will have to think of something epic to beat me

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 16:19
#23
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I destroy the computer I get

I destroy the computer
I get a new one from my secret stash
/send all @pipipipipi
Now ur computer is completely crashed

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 15:30
#24
Doom-Exx's picture
Doom-Exx
Im Doom's alt

I team up with my main
/toollist
Booster
Speeder
Defender

/send Booster Doom-Xx
Now my main gets a power boost
/send Defender Doom-Xx
now my main is has better virus defense

/viruslist
Jammer
Crammer
Slammer
Whammer
Spammer

/send Spammer Pipipipipi
Now your computer will be flooded by annoying messages until you crash

/display message YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR TWO!

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 15:37
#25
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Hi alt! :) /send booster

Hi alt! :)
/send booster Doomexx
/send defender Doomexx

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 16:50
#26
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder
/send Little starship bomb

/send Little starship bomb that will explode the hacking system
/protect computer
/send bot hacker 543.2342

Sun, 12/02/2012 - 17:11
#27
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
You didn't say who you sent

You didn't say who you sent it to, so you blew up your own network
But luckily you protected yourself, but...
/portscan benightz
Ports open 25 23 38
/send crammer benightz via port 25
Now ur computer is overloaded with files you can't delete and you crash

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 23:23
#28
Softhead's picture
Softhead
.......................................

Nope.

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 13:26
#29
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
I didn't kill u lol

I didn't kill u lol

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 14:05
#30
Softhead's picture
Softhead
Still.

No.

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 14:05
#31
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
?

?

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 17:04
#32
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
u stupid kids an yur newfangled compootres

I hack all of you to death with a fire axe.

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 17:06
#33
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
This is virtual you

This is virtual you idiot
/send crammer twerpsy
Now I overload your system

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