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The pure piercing shard bomb known as deadly splinter bomb is better than dark briar barrage...

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Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:27
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Because it destroys the main enemy found on beast levels, the bushes, faster. It can cut down one row of bushes, to leave its shards on the 2nd, saving the speedy bomber 30-45 seconds per wolver den per run. This can amount to hours saved per day, provided that one mechanically runs beast levels as a bomber all day. Coupling this item with mercurial mail can save an additional 30 minutes of your time. In addition, mercurial mail will give you some form of resistance to the furry, but not so bright, props that haphazardly bite into the air next to you, unable to turn their heads 15 degrees. It has long been known that wolvers are bottom feeders, unable to hunt on their own they must feed on the rotting corpses they find, lying still on the ground for long periods of time.

Meanwhile, the deadly bush is capable of wasting hours of your time, sucking it into its leafy abyss, as you frantically attempt to eradicate it from Cradle. The shard bomb, was truly designed to counter this- stopping not one, but 2 or even more bushes in their tracks. In addition to destroying the main enemy of the level, the shard bomb will extinct the wolvers that attempt to bite you, mistaking you for a bowl of dog food or other dead object... but even if wolvers are incapable of both seeing movement in objects other than bullets and in multitasking to move their head while they bite, you shouldn't feel bad for killing them. They're hide plagues lockdown with its overpoweredosity, entering us into a new era of clone wars, larger even than the Star Wars franchise... know that by destroying them, you are keeping materials from falling into the sinful hands of the lockdown community forever keeping them undressed and in sallets, unable to strike with any sort of force.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 16:42
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Forum-Brady's picture
Forum-Brady
Mother of god...

Mother of god...

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 17:14
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Espeonage's picture
Espeonage
bushes too stronger

they making shard flyers losing gravity upon trajectory it lines up

cannot rear attack for this battle

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 20:21
#3
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Why yes, I did get bored and write this in 5 minutes.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 21:25
#4
Oatmonster's picture
Oatmonster
Lick Number 58425

This is actually one of the better threads I've seen recently.

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 21:54
#5
Darkbrady's picture
Darkbrady
What I really liked about it

What I really liked about it is that it was only the first paragraph, so I had a wee read and a wee giggle, posted, then when I was finished, he'd edited it so I had another paragraph to read and another giggle :D

Was like two threads for the price of one <3

Mon, 11/26/2012 - 23:21
#6
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Windsickle
You know what? I don't feel

You know what? I don't feel so bad anymore. Huh.

-Windsickle

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