Well i've been crushing Spiral Knights solo for so long (about 2 weeks) and thought its about time I settled down and got a family. Though being the Bamf that I am, I though I'd just put myself out there and let you lowly peasants fight over me. What I'm looking for is a guild, that has a baller guildhall, cool members (not trying to hangout with any nerds), and has superficial values, valuing things like crowns, and CE over all that dumb stuff like maturity and professional behavior. Cause we all know crowns and CE equals power and skill. Now a little about myself:

What gear do you use?
Whatever I want, I'm rich, I've got it all. Though I'm mostly a swordsman, fav sword being GF and cursing all day. (If you use the Archeron stop reading now, I hate you and we'll never be friends).

Can you make donations/help with upkeep?
Didn't I say I was rich? I'll pay your upkeep and buy you a warm snarby coat, winter is here. (depending on your geographic location appropriate apparel for the season will be purchased)

How old are you?
I'm......20, and not at all a sexual deviant or anything of that nature.

How long have you been playing?
About 2 weeks, but i basically know more then probably even the dev's do. (pokey swords poke, guns shoot, shadow realm, elements of harmony, gotta catch em' all, its not rocket science)

How often are you on?
I'm on at least once a day, do a lot of buying and selling at the auction house. (Cuz mercantilism is the real mans game)

How many runs T1-T3 do you do and how often?
As many as necessary, also helping out low levels keeps things interesting and their deaths is an easy way to farm heat. Though I've beaten the game and mostly run solo, like Han Solo, though he had Chewy

Are you cooperative and a team player?
Not at all, but you should always give back to the community. Plus how will people know how rich and awesome I am if I don't give away free things? Though yea I'll probably betray and attempt to sabotage your guild somehow. (honesty is the best policy)

Why do you want to join a guild now?
The clockworks is a cold dark place, and even the best of us get lonely. LOL the real reason is because apparently this game is something called an MMO? Which is like nerd talk for online dating or something, but your suppose to like be social if you want to win or something? Idk I'm just here to win.

Are you good at LD?
I average about 10k damage, yea I bet you didn't know it could go that high.

Outfit of choice?
I buy and sell too often to have one though I keep a set of snarbolax gear cuz it impresses the ladies. ( ;) ladies)

So if you wanna know anything else just ask IGN: Rama-Sama or here, the more stalkerish/creepy the better.
Otherwise just post or msg why I should join your guild and incentives/benefits of joining.

Your friend/guildmate for hire,
IGN: Rama-Sama