Lets just play the Oath of Order

LOOOOOOOL

We're all gonna dieeeeee D8

/e runs off to play Braid in hope of picking up some tips. Maybe walking backwards would help...

So your certified to make a legal car get-a-away.
Unfortunely, your gonna get run over by a giant donut.

Thought you couldn't buy anything to survive this solar flare? Think again! Mad Doc's Products, in association with Mann Co., Grunty Industries, and Colin & Sasha Financial, presents this Solar Flare Survival Guide!

1: The Dead Ringer will give you damage reduction when the flare hits, deposit a fake (burned and charred) corpse, and make you invisible for a short time. Great for surprising those looters! Alternatively, a Spy-Cicle will make you completely immune to the flare while standing by a Resupply Cabinet. Or you can use both!

2: If you can't afford a Dead Ringer or Spy-Cicle, or you just hate Spies with a passion, the Volcanic Plate Mail and the matching helmet will reduce the nasty Fire effect from the flare. You might think, "Wait! Vog Cub has more Elemental Defense, I should get that!" True, the flare itself is mostly Elemental defense, but if you're in a shelter, you'll be more worried about charred burning rubble falling on your head. In Vog Cub, you might not survive; in Volcanic Plate, you'll push your way out of the rubble, and you'll look really awesome while you do it. Now with a matching shield!

3: Most of us have people we care about that can't get a Dead Ringer, Spy-Cicle, or full Volcanic Plate. Naturally, the best solution is to get them one so they can survive the solar flare, but if that doesn't work, the best solution is just to kill the sun. Our Green Koopa Shells, freshly imported from the Mushroom Kingdom, are capable of killing the sun, as are our Dream Land star projectiles, which can also kill the moon if the moon is bugging you. Finally, fresh from Lash Industries, Inc., there's Black Bombs, available for a mere 25000G and, in enough quantities, capable of bringing the sun down to 1 HP, where even infantry can finish it off. Once you're done with this, you want to prevent people from dying a horrible freezing sun-less death; our Artificial Sun comes complete with a flaming butterfly robot that will roast anyone who tries to shut it down!

4: If you really don't want to kill the sun and you really don't want to endure the flare, there's a third option. Simply use our new and improved magical Rewarp staff to teleport anywhere you want to go, in only one turn! You don't even have to be a backstabbing senator or an insane dark wizard to use it! Got relatives, friends, or acquaintances? Buy a Warp staff to teleport them too! The folks in the Fire Emblem universe can't make something that doesn't break, but we do much better; your Warp and Rewarp staves will not break after X amount of uses. Land on a hostile planet? Just decimate everything in sight with our newest item, Armads, the legendary Thunder Axe of Durban the Warrior, that was used by (and totally not stolen from) Lord Hector of Ostia to kill a [SPOILER].

"4: If you really don't want to kill the sun and you really don't want to endure the flare, there's a third option. Simply use our new and improved magical Rewarp staff to teleport anywhere you want to go, in only one turn! You don't even have to be a backstabbing senator or an insane dark wizard to use it! Got relatives, friends, or acquaintances? Buy a Warp staff to teleport them too! The folks in the Fire Emblem universe can't make something that doesn't break, but we do much better; your Warp and Rewarp staves will not break after X amount of uses. Land on a hostile planet? Just decimate everything in sight with our newest item, Armads, the legendary Thunder Axe of Durban the Warrior, that was used by (and totally not stolen from) Lord Hector of Ostia to kill a [SPOILER]."

That's another way to kill yerself too...

I rather travel back in time like my waifu did.

Rewarp was around before Radiant Dawn, in Thracia 776 (which was only released in Japan, but still...). Mann Co. simply removed the durability limit it had in both games and modified it for the average non-magical consumer.

Either way, it's perfect for those early morning commutes. Don't forget your totally not stolen Armads!

Mann Co. - We sell products and get in fights
Grunty Industries - Now enjoy the new, um, completely safe and definitely not dangerous theme park, Witchyworld!
Colin & Sasha Financial - Providing excellent savings and overpowered Tag Powers since 2005

Wait. How is Link going to save us? He's still in someones house, smashing their pots.

Link. Stahp.

Alternatively we could simply play the song of storms, make it rain, and hope that would protect us from dying somehow.

Anyway, Doctorspacebar, do you sell those products? I am interested in getting a dead ringer and a spycicle. And do you sell hats? I would like a hat. Any hat at all *cough strange cough*. Thanks in advance.

Night of the first day, 60 hours Remain.

i feel this is appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVhQZUCpM

A terrible fate awaits. Use the remaining time to steel yourselves for it.

I am sorry to trouble you late at
night. It’s about him...Kafei.

I received a letter from...him

Strange...Isn’t it?
Getting a letter from a missing
person...

But there’s absolutely no mistaking
it’s from him!

It’s clear ...to me...

Please!

Here is my letter please put this in a postbox.

When this is delivered...When he
receives my letter... You should be
able to meet him!

Please tell him Anju is waiting for him.

And please, after you’ve seen
him...
Tell me how he looked.

I’m scarred...I....I can’t go.

Can I ask this of you?

-> Yes
No

Thank you...very much

You were given a letter to Kafei!
Quick! Deliver it for her! Take it

to a mailbox.

Please mail it immediately in the morning.

@Shidara
love the countdown you made

Extra creepy opening music to get yourselves pumped as time ticks slowly away...

Welp, 4 minutes into the 'apocalypse' here and I'm fine

Really... Does anyone know the name of whatever remix is being played on that Terrible Fate website?

Ever since I clicked that link I've had it open in a tab listening to it.

EDIT: Nevermind! I found it after some heavy searching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PKacwuP1zI

Since we go by the mayans, and the mayans originate from America, then doomsday has not arrive... :P

Personally I herd TONS of rumours like 'The world will end with 3 days of darkness!' and the next 2 days are normal.
I am looking forward to watching pepole kneel and pray to jebus to save there souls.
If the world ends I can always use the song of time on my new pattened Iocarinaof time app, which only costs a mere 1000 rupees!
Sorslore I doubt the world will end.

The mocking. It's not funny at all. In fact, it's really just mean-spirited.

Stop.

What really ticks me off about this end of the world thing are all the stuck up buckets who are all like 'omg u guis r all stoopid thre like no end of th wurld i laff at u all u so dumb 2 think this true' etcetc...

Really, it's uncalled for and it's irritating.

The myans were wrong. I am still alive aren't I? Take that myans!

Science Ruins the Day