So I see a lot of people making good advice threads, and I thought to myself "How can I compete?"
I quickly realised that I should instead make a BAD idea thread, to extract lulz and pr0fit using magnets.
So post a question and get some bad advice!
I am putting this in general discussion, because this is advice for players of ALL proficiency, 1337 5k1llz, heights, smells, and shoewear.
(It works because if you do the opposite, something good logically should happen. Riiiight guys?)
Well these beggars want items and without putting in any effort it seems, since they ask for them free.
I advise that you solo carry them through FSC, as you will not directly give them what they want, but they will get money, which they can buy their things with!
At the same time, killing them and showing them how fail they are at this game and that they need to stop dumb-spamming combos and lern2play.
By giving an answer to that question.
Owait...
Dat paradox.
~Sev
I'm a damage bomber, and I love groups! So fun to blind people. Which bomb should I spam?
Zeddy, obviously to use a Shard Bomb you click the button until the bomb is charged, then release the button to drop the bomb.
Asthix, the best thing to do would be to give them one Light Shard. With enough trading, they could make that one Light Shard into a million Crowns!
Jag, to knock enemies into your group, obviously the best choice is the Shivermist Buster.
Wait.
For the opportune moment.
Took me like 9 months. But hey - when you get it, it's totally worth it.
~Sev
How do I extract the satanic helicopter powers from all the birds in Haven to stop their evil plan to take over Cradle and growing until they consume worlds like Galactus but fluffier?
Throw bad-worded insults at everyone on the forums. You'll get the GMs attention alright!
So I was thinking of a gun to match my Wild Hunting Blade (someone in a thread somewhat like this suggested I choose it over DVS), and some guy said Polaris, but I feel the Callahan might work better. Maybe even the Iron Slug. Any thoughts?
Well, since you're using arguably the most well-rounded lowest-DPS sword in the game, Iron Slug would probably match best, since it too is probably the lowest-DPS gun in the game.
Anyway - depends what you need. Callahan is pure piercing (Far better than Iron Slug until it's is fixed), keep that in mind. Polaris is for PvP or ticking your teammates in PvE off - its only PvE use is Unknown Passage.
~Sev
Luguiru, the snipes and strangers have a strong connection. If you kidnap all the transfers, and ransom them for the snipes wings, that would stop their infuriating helicopter powers. Don't worry, we totally won't get kicked out of haven for doing this.
Aureate, to shot web, you must delete file 32. It won't mess up your computer.
Aqua jag, I believe you should instead use the Polaris to spam people instead of a bomb, it's quicker, noobier, and since it shoots faster than the bombs explode, you can push enemies into your teammates faces faster!
guys dont listen to toxic
followd his adcice and nw my laptop wont start
hand to write this from a library pc he shudl get bannd
-1111
Aureate, are yuo made breh?
Yuo so made.
Clm d0wn and dun beng made. Be hapy.
The world's going to end tomorrow, I guess, might as well not be mad.
:B
So many people beg me for stuff. How can I leave them satisfied, while still not giving them what they want?