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Mon, 12/24/2012 - 09:39
Newbek's picture
Newbek

Since of my first critic posting (2 mins ago) i decided to make a critic thread!
Feel free to post your suggestion what should i do next,commentate on the thread i used my newb critic skills on,and so much more...
Lets start this thing!

1st discussion - Pets

Pets,pets,pets,pets. A discussed topic by everyone who wants/trys to make a thread about pets. In real life,i have 2 cats,and they sure do fight good.
Anyways,pets are hard to put in the game as... Houses. But thats another one ill be taking on later. Now,how pets should be put in SK,is in a hostile/non-hostile way. Hostile's fight,non-hostiles rather pick up materials. How they fight,doesnt matter,you just need 2 classes of pets,and your done. Now,whenever i see the word "pets" in a thread,i think of WoW. Their pet system is balanced because there arent any specific damage typed monsters.
However,SK has 4 types of damage. Oh,if only every enemy in the game dealt normal damage,pets would be easy to fit in the game as a thread to a forum.
I've seen threads about pets,the only valid one being by Autofire (+1 to that). Now,someone will try to outbeat Autofire's thread about pets,and if they fail,they will be deemed a thread tryhard by me.

Now,lets talk about the effects pets would do to Spiral Knights.

1. Faster Boss finishing (if the pet has the attack that the boss is weak to),which in my book is just pointless.

2. Showoff's. Alot of people would be like: zOMG yer petz sow week fat hef feer won. I would punch those kind a newbs.

3. Trinket slot waste. You have 2 trinket slots. You use one for your pet,and one for your heart pendant. Now,where does my sword speed bonus go? Right in my sandwich as my meal maybe?

4. Attack balancing. If OOO said that they would release pets,it would be MONTHS before they even finish balancing attacks.

And thats just about it.

5. BOSSES DROPPING PETS. Magic. *snortsnort*

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 07:27
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Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog

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I really shouldn't wake up and read these type of suggestions.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 08:27
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Juances's picture
Juances

"2. Showoff's. Alot of people would be like: zOMG yer petz sow week fat hef feer won. I would punch those kind a newbs."
Same effect as costumes and accesories :P

"3. Trinket slot waste. You have 2 trinket slots. You use one for your pet,and one for your heart pendant. Now,where does my sword speed bonus go? Right in my sandwich as my meal maybe?"
That would be actually good. Makes you chose, gives players an option, you cant have everything. Altought there are UVs, SSB and Vog. And not all suggestions about pets mention trinket slots...

"4. Attack balancing. If OOO said that they would release pets,it would be MONTHS before they even finish balancing attacks"
Maybe they are working on it in secret since the game was released to give us a big surprise! (But i hope to be wrong i don't want pets anyways)

4* Rocket Mace
derp, Warmaster rocket hammer. Hammer/Maces, same stuff with a different design at the tip.
Damage is first hit Khorovod damage,2nd hit is Jalovec damage. Slow as a slug,3.5 bars. Has a chance of Stun on the 1st hit
It's not too different from troika series either.


I'd also like to mention the overuse of a 3 letters word that starts with f is a bannable ofense.
Why did I bother to reply? Bye bye!

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